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Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

https://twitter.com/THR/status/1430274360087138310?s=19

:rms:

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

This is the poo poo Hollywood was made for.

I hope it will be good

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester


Dave and Jason Save Hollywood

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
The fast n furious spin off I didn't know I wanted.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Now add Luis Guzman.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Some information was revealed for Matrix 4 at CinemaCon tonight. The film's official title is Matrix Resurrections.

https://www.ign.com/articles/the-matrix-4-matrix-resurrections-cinemacon-trailer-reveal-warner-bros

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

FlamingLiberal posted:

Some information was revealed for Matrix 4 at CinemaCon tonight. The film's official title is Matrix Resurrections.

https://www.ign.com/articles/the-matrix-4-matrix-resurrections-cinemacon-trailer-reveal-warner-bros
Legitimately my reaction when I read that.

It's kind of like the stupidest possible title but also the only title it ever could have been.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
The Matrix Forever

The Matrix Online: The Movie

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



It is a very wachowski title

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

M4TRIX

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



If they put it on HBO Max I'll watch it, but I'm not paying to see another Matrix film in theaters after those garbage sequels

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


FlamingLiberal posted:

If they put it on HBO Max I'll watch it, but I'm not paying to see another Matrix film in theaters after those garbage sequels

Good news, it is one of the day and date HBO Max movies.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Matrix 4 has the writing team from Sense8 (Lana Wachowski and the novelists David Mitchell and Aleksander Hemon) so I'm expecting batshit hokey craziness and I will love it :colbert:

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
The Wachowskis have given us bad movies but never an unwatchable movie, so I知 extremely pumped regardless. Plus they致e only gotten wilder and more creative as they get older, so I知 expecting tons of really pretty insanity and spectacle.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
tired as gently caress of cop movies, hard pass

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Big Mean Jerk posted:

The Wachowskis have given us bad movies but never an unwatchable movie, so I知 extremely pumped regardless. Plus they致e only gotten wilder and more creative as they get older, so I知 expecting tons of really pretty insanity and spectacle.

I'm still waiting for Speed Racer 2.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Punkin Spunkin posted:

tired as gently caress of cop movies, hard pass

Agreed. Momoa and Bautista should team up and remake this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSDnRkZTunU

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

ruddiger posted:

Agreed. Momoa and Bautista should team up and remake They Live.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

don't know if that works in a world where donald trump was president, aliens would be a relief

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Stink Billyums posted:

don't know if that works in a world where donald trump was president, aliens would be a relief

Something something Qanaon. It writes itself and we get a sweet 10 minute fight scene between Bautista and Momoa.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Punkin Spunkin posted:

tired as gently caress of cop movies, hard pass

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



MonsieurChoc posted:

I'm still waiting for Speed Racer 2.

God I wish.

The fact that this hasn't happened yet is proof we live in a cruel world.

The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

gently caress yeah

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Vandar posted:

God I wish.

The fact that this hasn't happened yet is proof we live in a cruel world.

I love Speed Racer but it's been like 14 and also the lead actor is a piece of poo poo.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 36 minutes!
Speed Racer didn't really need a sequel anyway. I'd more like to see what they could do with the same insane style.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I知 watching Quatrix because A List is use it or lose it and a reliable place to get Coke Freestyle aka fat juice

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

FlamingLiberal posted:

Some information was revealed for Matrix 4 at CinemaCon tonight. The film's official title is Matrix Resurrections.

https://www.ign.com/articles/the-matrix-4-matrix-resurrections-cinemacon-trailer-reveal-warner-bros

aww hell yeah

the merovingian is back, babayyy

Homeybeef
May 23, 2008

joylessdivision posted:

Something something Qanaon. It writes itself and we get a sweet 10 minute fight scene between Bautista and Momoa.

Still mad that Free Guy has several scenes of Ryan Reynolds trying to get people to put on some glasses and at no point does he have a lengthy fight in an alley with any of them.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

ALFbrot posted:

aww hell yeah

the merovingian is back, babayyy

Should unironically have his scene just be him giving a 15 minute lecture about why he looks older despite being a program and then he wanders off.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
"I fed zee architects wife an organic pop-tart and now he determines my age every cycle with an rng."

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/DEADLINE/status/1431074959518941184?s=20

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



I'm sorry I'm trying to delete it

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Big Mean Jerk posted:

The Wachowskis have given us bad movies but never an unwatchable movie

That Jupiter movie comes pretty loving close to being unwatchable.

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Alhazred posted:

That Jupiter movie comes pretty loving close to being unwatchable.

But it also gave us pure magic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09ckBIXZ044

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

The Saddest Rhino posted:

I'm sorry I'm trying to delete it

Too late, now you have to stick your face in the ravioli bowl.

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


Big Mean Jerk posted:

The Wachowskis have given us bad movies but never an unwatchable movie, so I知 extremely pumped regardless. Plus they致e only gotten wilder and more creative as they get older, so I知 expecting tons of really pretty insanity and spectacle.

Only one Wachowski is involved with Matrix 4 unfortunately, so I guess we'll see how that turns out.

https://www.avclub.com/lilly-wachowski-explains-why-shes-not-involved-with-the-1847562766

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
put space jam references in Matrix to bring it full circle

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

Alan Smithee posted:

put space jam references in Matrix to bring it full circle

Granny and Speedy Gonzales are there and nobody even mentions it

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

ALFbrot posted:

Granny and Speedy Gonzales are there and nobody even mentions it

The Matrix now allows programs and humans alike to purchase new looks while they're in cyberspace. Inexplicably they are all Discovery Inc properties. Turns out the company who made the first sentient AI was owned by Discovery. This is when they learn the truth even The Matrix didn't know: there was no war between humans and machines. The humans live in the Matrix because the Machines were saving them after the world was almost destroyed by The Chaos Dunk.

The MSJ fucked around with this message at 16:48 on Aug 27, 2021

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CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋


His performance gave me such douche chills I have hated him as a person ever since

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