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Pillowpants
Aug 5, 2006

mod sassinator posted:

it's actually a little slower and about a week 'late' from the previous 11 day doubling we were seeing. but it's probably more an artifact of hospitals filling and growth naturally 'slowing'

That's only because there were 4 days of 1500 hospitalizations reported after weeks of 3000 and now we're back to 2500-3000. I pointed out that there were a ton of data entry errors over the weekend, so my thoughts are at that they screwed up and dont know how to fix it.

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Broken Box posted:

to be fair in healthcare "relatively young" is exactly what we would say too

it’s more than half old

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

DarkEuphoria posted:

Good news for us j&j only folks (yeah yeah, that’s pretty much just me)
https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/1430583398947508227?s=20

me, too! I’ve been curious what is J&J folks are supposed to do. Line up a two-shot as a booster or do another J&J?

Shiroc
May 16, 2009

Sorry I'm late
What I'm trying to say is that tankies were right and 'anarchists' are all libs

Gresh
Jan 12, 2019


health care workers in rural/chud counties are literally afraid of anti-vaxxers

https://twitter.com/DavidBegnaud/status/1430537022284996608

Lacrosse
Jun 16, 2010

>:V


Shiroc posted:

I suggested that people could do drugs and have orgies in places with functioning toilets but was ignored.

Yeah but then you'd miss the opportunity to break your ankle when you step in someone's poop hole in the dark

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

the IC#U

FrancisFukyomama
Feb 4, 2019


we can’t do zero Covid in the west bc the inscrutable oriental simply values life in a way that is counter to our values

Lacrosse
Jun 16, 2010

>:V


19 o'clock posted:

me, too! I’ve been curious what is J&J folks are supposed to do. Line up a two-shot as a booster or do another J&J?

You lie to the pharmacist like I did. I got Pfizer 1 last Wednesday and I plan to go back for Pfizer 2 when I'm due

skewetoo
Mar 30, 2003

Can't wait to breathe like the wheelchair kid from Malcolm in the middle

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

Hollismason posted:

No I was going to brunch i will reconsider in the future though lol, until i see whether i developed antibodies. I get my test in 3 weeks so being real careful right now.

Consider this God's warning shot across your bow. :hai:

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Can we lab engineer a variant with an R0 of like 40 and just gut the dangerous bits and let it rip through everyone

Lacrosse
Jun 16, 2010

>:V


I told my friend about lying to get a booster and they were super intrigued. "Have you been keeping records of any side effects? Because you're basically a test subject for these boosters now" lmao

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Ivermectum? drat near killed um

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



it's called that because it was first approved for use in Bon Ivers

FrancisFukyomama
Feb 4, 2019

Casey Finnigan posted:

I want someone to make some kind of musical song and dance number about how bad Biden hosed up covid just like they used to make about Hoover back in the great depression times

you will get the SNL cast singing “Dr. Fauci, give us a dream/ with no malarkey and a scoop of ice cream” while the bodies stack up like cordwood

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Plank Walker posted:

ivermectin...

what's the deal with ivermectin?

the tube it comes in has a horse on it
the aisle you buy it in has horse supplies in it

they should call it "horse-mectin"

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Shiroc posted:

What I'm trying to say is that tankies were right and 'anarchists' are all libs

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life
My coworker who has not been wearing a mask ever and sits roughly 5 feet from me is out with suspected COVID awaiting test results. She's been gone all week though so I think it has been a week tomorrow since I've seen her. I'm rocking a KF94 100% of the time, and I feel fine so I'm hopeful that she doesn't have it, or if she does she didn't give it to me.

This is our first workplace scare of the delta era. Hooray!

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Please clop.

text editor
Jan 8, 2007

SplitSoul posted:

Please clop.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
it's ivermectin, take it if you're feeling a little hoarse

McNugget Buddy
Aug 14, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SplitSoul posted:

Please clop.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

cr0y posted:

Can we lab engineer a variant with an R0 of like 40 and just gut the dangerous bits and let it rip through everyone

now this, this is thinking outside the box

I'll start working on the website

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
we very narrowly missed out on the mayor of new york eating horse paste

https://twitter.com/AndrewYang/status/1430512996128858113

orly
Oct 2, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!

SplitSoul posted:

Please clop.

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
Iver is going to be a top 10 chud child name in the next years

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Shiroc posted:

What I'm trying to say is that tankies were right and 'anarchists' are all libs

I don't get how anybody could emerge from the COVID world response as anything but a freshly minted Maoist but libertarianism is a sort of brain poisoning so who knows what's going on there

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

SplitSoul posted:

Please clop.

skewetoo
Mar 30, 2003

mod sassinator posted:

Iver is going to be a top 10 chud child name in the next years

Saved my life it did

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Stevie Lee posted:

somebody needs to give the chuds that CBD study

I've been practically walking around with it stapled to my forehead

what's that, I hear you say?!?

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

Joe Biden is succeeding where trump failed in getting voters from the opposing party to die from covid.
jesus christ this country is fuckin dumb

Iverron
May 13, 2012

Pillowpants posted:

That's only because there were 4 days of 1500 hospitalizations reported after weeks of 3000 and now we're back to 2500-3000. I pointed out that there were a ton of data entry errors over the weekend, so my thoughts are at that they screwed up and dont know how to fix it.

newsnodes has had a lot of odd reporting the last few days

states like Alabama just not reporting on odd week days

Alabama and Oklahoma haven’t reported tests in a few days, OK had a positivity rate above 50% a few days last week

really cool we allow individual states to just report however and whenever they want

Sad Billionaire
Mar 31, 2009

What a twist
Fan of Britches

SplitSoul posted:

Please clop.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

mod sassinator posted:

Iver is going to be a top 10 chud child name in the next years

Allen Iver... mectin

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

mdemone posted:

I've been practically walking around with it stapled to my forehead

what's that, I hear you say?!?



those are some of my favorite researchers

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

Strep Vote posted:

Consider this God's warning shot across your bow. :hai:

I been successful in dodging it so far. I will probably go out for dinner this weekend. I just gotta see people for my mental health. I can't stay locked in my mental health just really deteriorates when I don't see people. Its really tough on me.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

we’re talking about horse paste

horse paste !!

not a vaccine

horse paste !!

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

euphronius posted:

those are some of my favorite researchers

it is literally a true case that

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

DarkEuphoria posted:

Good news for us j&j only folks (yeah yeah, that’s pretty much just me)
https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/1430583398947508227?s=20

What about Moderna, I got Moderna so should show a similar result with that.

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