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lobster shirt posted:i think houston and austin are both fine v Mods - please do something about this egregious trolling.
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lobster shirt posted:i think houston and austin are both fine v No, you have to pick a side damnit!
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lobster shirt posted:i think houston and austin are both fine v No, you're supposed to use minor differences between your city and <other city> as proof that you're better than those people, because otherwise you'd have to face the fact that you really have no identity.
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Aug 25, 2021 18:54
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Wait they found the lost city of Houston? I thought it was forever lost to the waves of Poseidon.
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Haustion.
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It's not so much a city as a sprawling conglomeration of strip malls built atop a fetid toxic chemical swamp surrounded by gated communities full of the richest racists since Belgium was mining in the Congo https://twitter.com/JeremySWallace/status/1430604611849707525 Less a statement of resolve and more of a frank prophecy zoux fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Aug 25, 2021 |
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zoux posted:It's not so much a city as a sprawling conglomeration of strip malls built atop a fetid toxic chemical fixed for Dallas
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zoux posted:It's not so much a city as a sprawling conglomeration of strip malls built atop a fetid toxic chemical swamp surrounded by gated communities full of the richest racists since Belgium was mining in the Congo The toxic part is just the east side and you've gravely insulted Dallas by claiming that Houston's gated communities are more racist than the ones in the Dallas metro. Dallas has spent decades fine tuning their racism. hawowanlawow posted:fixed for Dallas ayyyyy
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Aug 25, 2021 20:18
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I said richer!
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Aug 25, 2021 20:22
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Dallas has more billionaires. Houston is the people's city. 
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zoux posted:It's not so much a city as a sprawling conglomeration of strip malls built atop a fetid toxic chemical swamp surrounded by gated communities full of the richest racists since Belgium was mining in the Congo but enough about austin
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Aug 25, 2021 20:31
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Please, please, gentlemen, there's enough racism to go around for everyone.
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Aug 25, 2021 20:36
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EXCUSE ME. Houston is the most diverse city in the country and our suburbs are filled with rich Republicans of all creeds and colors.
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Aug 25, 2021 20:50
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https://twitter.com/PatrickSvitek/status/1430617459598442498 Marvelous. I guess they weren't really concerned about risks of EUA vaccines at all, huh. Well, he has made his order, let us see him enforce it.
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When you think about it, the coolest city in Texas is Amarillo.
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Houston and celeb chat: I saw Yao Ming at the Costco near the Osteen megachurch, back when he played for the rockets
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I saw Mike Judge at Terry Black's on Barton Springs and had to convince a co-worker not to go up and do Beavis and Butthead voices at him.
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Bizarro Watt posted:When you think about it, the coolest city in Texas is Amarillo. it's got the climate closest to helmand province
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i say swears online posted:it's got the climate closest to helmand province More religious fundamentalists though
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Escaping the Taliban just to be propaganda fodder for Y’all-Qaeda
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Mecca-Benghazi posted:Houston and celeb chat: I saw Yao Ming at the Costco near the Osteen megachurch, back when he played for the rockets I lived near Marvin Zindler as a kid and he sponsored a lot of my school charity things. It was nice.
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Marvin Zindler smelled nice. I was behind him in line at an ATM on Kirby once.
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I saw Ted Nugent at a Barnes and Nobles in Waco 17 years ago. Fight me.
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Randy Quaid at a Starbucks attached to a B&N in Sugar Land? oh, and Charles Barkley in the locker room at the gym (Q at the time  , later became 24H Fitness), and I didn't even look at his penis
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ReidRansom posted:Randy Quaid at a Starbucks attached to a B&N in Sugar Land? Missed opportunity.
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The Bananana posted:I saw Ted Nugent at a Barnes and Nobles in Waco 17 years ago. Did you call him a “pants-making GBS threads fascist ”? If the answer is anything except yes, then I don’t want to know you. 
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I saw Hakeem Olajuwon at a restaurant in the 90s. He was very tall. He looked especially tall to me because I was like 7 or 8.
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I met Evander Holyfield at a club I was managing in the early 2000's. I don't remember what he drank other than it was NA, and he was very pleasant/patient about getting said drink considering we were already busy.
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ReidRansom posted:oh, and Charles Barkley in the locker room at the gym (Q at the time absolutely shameful. i bet you even could have politely asked
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I saw Matthew McConaughey in front of me in line at an EZ Mart in College Station in the early 00s. He was bare chested with his shirt open, had a large dip in and was smoking indoors. He said "marburr reds?", got his smokes and left. I hope that's our governor soon
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Hihohe posted:Wait they found the lost city of Houston? I thought it was forever lost to the waves of Poseidon. Nah, he just likes to give houston regular hugs rather than drowning it in his affection.
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Aug 26, 2021 00:41
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No good encounters here, but my brother used to drive the train at Zilker Park and gave Dan Rather a ride once. He had all kinds of crazy stories from that job.
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A coworker’s claim to fame is the time he almost got arrested for bowling Matthew McConaughey over while rushing the field after Tech and Crabtree beat Texas. He says he was close to blackout and just didn’t see him, and McConaughey told the cops to let my coworker go and just help him get off the field.
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Patrick Swayze had a ranch near me growing up. He was pretty cool for the most part and kept to himself. There was one time he showed up to this little BBQ place at night right after they had closed. The teenagers working there heard somebody knocking on the window and said they were closed, but the knocking continued. When they saw who it was, they brought him in, asked him what he wanted, and made it for him. He tipped pretty well.
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I saw vanilla ice at a movie theater while he was going to see Showgirls.
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If you didn't see James Harden at a strip club in Houston did you even really live there?
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smax posted:No good encounters here, but my brother used to drive the train at Zilker Park and gave Dan Rather a ride once. engineering the zilker zephyr is a legendary story Democratic Pirate posted:A coworker’s claim to fame is the time he almost got arrested for bowling Matthew McConaughey over while rushing the field after Tech and Crabtree beat Texas. He says he was close to blackout and just didn’t see him, and McConaughey told the cops to let my coworker go and just help him get off the field. ugh the Crabtree sideline tiptoe
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i say swears online posted:engineering the zilker zephyr is a legendary story They had a pair of binoculars in the ticket office to look at topless chicks at Barton Springs pool. Pay was crap, but it seemed like fun.
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George H.W. oval office posted:If you didn't see James Harden at a strip club in Houston did you even really live there? I saw him at a hookah bar once
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