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MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


”That Lobster, Probably” posted:


Yo, listen up here's a story
About a little guy
That lives in a blue world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just blue
Like him inside and outside

Blue his house
With a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to

I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di

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Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.




I hope no children ever come to this house.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://twitter.com/CrabDay/status/1428729560917553159?s=20

:wth:

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


drat, that crab got some peepers

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


Must be a carcinised cat.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
https://i.imgur.com/V6CtxXV.gifv

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I dream of having a second, tinier pair of hands to help me maneuver delicious food morsels into my mouth more efficiently someday

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

I love this lobster and will die for it

invlwhen
Jul 28, 2012

please do your best

corn on the clawb

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
There's just something soothing about watching crabs eat and I don't know what it is

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
how does a crab know that corn is food, it's never seen corn before in its life

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



low key sex master posted:

There's just something soothing about watching crabs eat and I don't know what it is

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
A crab will put literally anything into its mouth once. If it doesn't have a reason not to it'll just keep doing it.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Ironically, the ol’ seefood diet, eh?

naem
May 29, 2011

https://youtu.be/f1dnocPQXDQ

https://youtu.be/P_hBp1sEwfs

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Last day of crab season for me. Crabs revert to being snipsnoppy friend and not food until next season.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Crab Dad posted:

Last day of crab season for me. Crabs revert to being snipsnoppy friend and not food until next season.

Truly bountiful is the world in which we live. One season to fill your belly, one to fill your heart.

Olive Garden dude clearly found his match in the waitress. Crab buddy showing the better path.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Like, even if you're not particularly crazy about crabs (weird, I know but there are all sorts of freaks out there) how can you not find cool little stuff like that interesting or at the very least be amused by someone else thinking it's the coolest thing ever? Getting annoyed seems so dumb to me.

Banano
Jan 10, 2005
Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FagrPCnXns0

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Good dog almost got the snip snop but even crabs have a Good Dog exception to pawing the tip top

naem
May 29, 2011

https://youtu.be/7wKu13wmHog

WonkyBob
Jan 1, 2013

Holy shit, you own a skirt?!

Who What Now posted:

A crab will put literally anything into its mouth once. If it doesn't have a reason not to it'll just keep doing it.

I like to imagine that they take a few clawtionary bites and if it doesn't kill them they go full on rip and tear.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/queenhimikos/status/1425645420877946884

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqwkSRLUSKs

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/HIcVgRO.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/VcjCsPC.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




This is voyeurism

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Hairy azz crab

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

The wave at the end makes this video :3:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Ariel comin for that fat rear end, Eric

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

So do hermit crabs even have to molt their back halves?

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
https://gfycat.com/narrowlividbelugawhale

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Please tag nudes

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