Sphyre posted:

gimme the dang covid coexist gang tag

mod sassinator posted:

like how the gently caress did we give every loving rightwing grifter who could form a LLC a PPP loan for new boats and cars and vacation homes, but we couldn't make a loving grant program so that a parent of a working household could take a 1 year family medical leave completely paid for entirely by the government

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

he was a volcel

mawarannahr posted:

I desperately want to read this report but I don’t have $5500. does someone work somewhere that does have this princely sum? this is incredible content

METHODOLOGY

II. EXECUTIVE SUMMARY

1. MARKET OVERVIEW

Influencer Market Insights

World Market Trajectories

Rise in COVID-19 Cases Drives the Demand for Cadaver Bags

How Covid-19 Pandemic has Shattered the Global Economy

EXHIBIT 1: Top Countries Affected by COVID-19 Outbreak: Total Cases and Cases Per Million Population

Rising COVID-19 Death Toll Results in Spike in Cadaver Bags Demand

Total Number of Deaths due to COVID-19 from June 25 to July 12, 2020

COVID-19 Risk of Fatality by Comorbidity

Pandemic Response Plans Spur the Market for Cadaver Bags

Conceptual Designed Body Bags to Prevent Infections

Developed Regions Remain Primary Revenue Contributors

Developing Regions Exhibit Immense Growth Potential

2. FOCUS ON SELECT PLAYERS

SELECT WORLD BRANDS

3. MARKET TRENDS & DRIVERS

Burgeoning Geriatric Population - A Key Demand Driver for Cadaver Bags

EXHIBIT 9: Global Population Statistics for the 65+ Age Group
in Million by Geographic Region for the Years 2019, 2025, 2035 and 2050

COVID-19 Deaths by Age Group: As Reported from New York City Health (as of May 13th 2020)

Increasing Prevalence of Chronic & Lifestyle Diseases to Propel Market Growth

EXHIBIT 2: Hypertension Prevalence (%) Worldwide by Region in Male and Females Aged 25+ Years

EXHIBIT 3: Percentage of Hypertension-Associated Deaths in
Various Non-Communicable Diseases (NCD)

EXHIBIT 4: Global Prevalence of COPD by Age Group (2016):
Percentage of Men and Women Affected by the Condition

EXHIBIT 5: Mortality Rates of COPD ('000s) by Select Geographic Region

Increasing Incidence of Infectious Diseases Results in
Increasing Number of Deaths

List of Infectious Disease and Respective Guidelines while
Handling Cadavers in England and Wales

Growing Incidence of Hospital Acquired Infections Propels
Market Growth

Increase in Natural Disasters and the Associated Deaths Drives the Demand for Cadaver Bags

EXHIBIT 6: Global Number of Extreme Weather Events & Losses (In US$ Billion) for the Years 2000, 2010, 2018, and 2022

Global Number of Losses due to Extreme Weather Events for the Years 2000, 2010, 2018, and 2022

Increasing Investments in Healthcare Infrastructure Enhance
Demand for Cadaver Bags

EXHIBIT 7: World Healthcare Expenditure (In US$ Trillion) for
the Years for 2017, 2019, 2021, 2023

Rising Deaths due to Cancer Spurs the Demand for Cadaver Bags

Total Number of Cancer Deaths by Type: 2018

Cancer Mortality by Region: 2018

EXHIBIT 8: Age-Standardized Incidence and Mortality Rates of All Cancers (per 100000 Population) by Region: 2018

Emergence of Purpose-Made Non-Porous Body Bags to Contain, Store and Transport Corpses

Redesigned Cadaver Bags Improve Identification of Victims in
War and Natural Disaster

Cadaver Bags with Effective Designs

Cling Film Plastic Wrap Emerge as Alternative to Cadaver Bags in Large-Scale Disasters

https://www.reportlinker.com/p05896564/Global-Cadaver-Bags-Industry.html?utm_source=GNW

mawarannahr posted:

he was probably gay

Gresh posted:

talk to a relative of mine in Mississippi and he says the local Walmart has shutdown for 3 days because so many of the employees are out sick with covid and the shelves were literally empty because of it. They're bringing in help from other nearby stores to help.

seems fine

open biden

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

I can't believe I chose to move to Melbourne, the most locked down city in the world and still losing to delta, over my first choice of Adelaide, which has 4 covid deaths, because I thought the street life and economy would be more vibrant here lmao

SKULL.GIF posted:

The Oldest Man posted:

Knowing your society is poison and doesn't value your life is probably a lot more stressful for a kid than learning bad people exist outside the scope of the rules or that sometimes clouds get angry

mod sassinator posted:

we should have written every single household a $75k check and said "take this, work if you want... or not. also school is canceled this year and we'll work with your teachers to figure out how school will work next year" instead of printing $3T+ for wall street

Spoondick posted:

my mother in law is currently writing her attestation of mandatory vaccine exemption for "sincerely held religious beliefs" but she can't clearly describe her religious beliefs and why they preclude her from getting the vaccine because it's all dumbfuck lead poisoned boomer brained poo poo she saw on facebook so she's googling poo poo and plagiarizing it and might lose her job if they find out lol

ram dass in hell posted:

newton was an incel who stole credit for calculus, the nerdiest possible crime

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

A Gin Palace posted:

newton was a chad actually. he had to run away to the countryside during the 1665 london plague epidemic and he used his free time to invent calculus and the foundation of physics. he was also an antisocial goonlord recluse

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1430757117212958725

Vox Nihili posted:

I don't think you understand the Chad meme

Salt Fish posted:

Ivermectin Jesus poo poo worms on the cross so you could be vax free

Cup Runneth Over posted:

I don't think children can really understand this on that level unless they have been reading along with the thread for the last year. It's just general social upheaval destroying their ways of life and social lives for months and months. Also their parents have been fired and their landlords are trying to evict them.

Goobish posted:

I started keeping track of my resting heart rate thanks to this thread. My norm is 60s but when catching up on the covid thread and covid news it goes into high 90s lmao!!

crepeface posted:

haha, to be fair, melbourne normally rules.

my friend moved there and loves it... he bought an apartment there about a month before fcovid hit poor bastard.

Bar Ran Dun posted:

saw my first mask rager yesterday. he saw the paper signs on QFC doors and scraped them off crumpled them off and stormed off to his car without going in.

he did not like my respirator.

store was back up to 100% masked inside.

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Thoguh posted:

quote:

The Florida Hospital Association is sounding the alarm, saying a survey shows 68 hospitals have less than a 48-hour supply of oxygen.

Hospitals are using three to four times as much oxygen as they were before the pandemic because more than 17,000 patients are hospitalized statewide with COVID-19. The FHA survey, which was done today, shows 68 hospitals have less than 48 hours worth of supply, with about half of these have less than 36 hours.

“This is not like running out of masks, right? This is life saving,” said Florida Hospital Association President Mary Mayhew. “And right now we’re focused on how to make sure that does not happen. And so hospitals have been raising these concerns, with the state, with the division of emergency management, with the governor’s office, and have raised these concerns federally.”

Mayhew says part of the problem is a lack of delivery drivers. But she is also worried that there is an oxygen supply problem.

Since July 1, 29 hospitals have seen their oxygen supply dip below 12 hours.

“They’re making frantic calls, trying to find where their driver is because they were supposed to get a delivery and now it’s 10 hours, 12 hours overdue,” Mayhew said.

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1430757117212958725

Spoondick posted:

my mother in law is currently writing her attestation of mandatory vaccine exemption for "sincerely held religious beliefs" but she can't clearly describe her religious beliefs and why they preclude her from getting the vaccine because it's all dumbfuck lead poisoned boomer brained poo poo she saw on facebook so she's googling poo poo and plagiarizing it and might lose her job if they find out lol

Chuka Umana posted:

in the 60s everyone thought the world was about to be destroyed by overpopulation and then nuclear winter and the ozone layer in the 80s

i think every generation recently has had a latent fear of societal collapse.

mod sassinator posted:

ummmmm it might get really grim in florida soon

https://www.wmfe.org/survey-68-florida-hospitals-have-less-than-48-hours-worth-of-oxygen/188797

the way this went in india was total chaos after hospitals lost oxygen. families and people started buying oxygen and oxygen cylinders themselves and driving to have them filled, taken to the hospital, etc. people fought over it and there were almost certainly slayings or deaths from it.

poo poo's going to get wild in an american state when the same happens and 12 gauge ammo is cheaper and more available than oxygen cylinders

cr0y posted:

Remember tiger king that poo poo was dope. That part of covid was fun like yoo we all on forced vacation let's talk about Joe exotic

Atrocious Joe posted:

can Texas get a new all time record?
https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/1430696427924201477?s=20

mod sassinator posted:

ummmmm it might get really grim in florida soon

https://www.wmfe.org/survey-68-florida-hospitals-have-less-than-48-hours-worth-of-oxygen/188797

the way this went in india was total chaos after hospitals lost oxygen. families and people started buying oxygen and oxygen cylinders themselves and driving to have them filled, taken to the hospital, etc. people fought over it and there were almost certainly slayings or deaths from it.

poo poo's going to get wild in an american state when the same happens and 12 gauge ammo is cheaper and more available than oxygen cylinders

Shear Modulus posted:

and trump refused to pardon him

mod sassinator posted:

ummmmm it might get really grim in florida soon

https://www.wmfe.org/survey-68-florida-hospitals-have-less-than-48-hours-worth-of-oxygen/188797

the way this went in india was total chaos after hospitals lost oxygen. families and people started buying oxygen and oxygen cylinders themselves and driving to have them filled, taken to the hospital, etc. people fought over it and there were almost certainly slayings or deaths from it.

poo poo's going to get wild in an american state when the same happens and 12 gauge ammo is cheaper and more available than oxygen cylinders