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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Shrapnig posted:

That's a football.

even better

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fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
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Winner, PWM POTM January

Striker!

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
Apparently this was all started by that Puma third kit template

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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French Football 'Ultras', get the gently caress out of here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFCuLI0yBwY

Reminds me of this

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012
Those fans were not Nice. Has anyone said that yet?

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Weaponized Cum posted:

French Football 'Ultras', get the gently caress out of here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFCuLI0yBwY

Reminds me of this
I love that the video title is "Throws a water bottle to a fan".

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Deserves it for wearing jorts

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism


ligue unbelievable

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1430924319706730498?s=20

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Just trying to help Ronald feel welcome

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Clubs need to start being held responsible as well for failing to teach players about consent. It just keeps happening.

EC10
Jan 17, 2005

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Tsaedje posted:

Clubs need to start being held responsible

:wtf: :yikeseroo:

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Tsaedje posted:

Clubs need to start being held responsible as well for failing to teach players about consent. It just keeps happening.

Holding City responsible for Mendy's actions on his own time would be insane

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Tsaedje posted:

Clubs need to start being held responsible as well for failing to teach players about consent. It just keeps happening.

Listen if you can think of a better way of teaching men to respect boundaries than showering them from their teens with basically unlimited cash and acclaim, catering to their every whim, and insulating them as completely as possible from the realities of the world I'm sure we're all ears.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Knee-jerk reaction at the end of a lovely week, I realise in retrospect it's not a sensible suggestion. I do think clubs collectively need to do more education at youth level on this kind of stuff. I'm just sick of how often these things happen and bitterly disappointed that it's a player for the club I support.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
I bet he had a friend there with him.

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

blue footed boobie posted:

I bet he had a friend there with him.

Shark team

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM
Let's see how good City's lawyers are now

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

i’m wondering how they’re going to incorporate this into my FM21 game

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Hashtag Banterzone posted:

Let's see how good City's lawyers are now

Safe to assume they're better defenders than Mendy

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread

NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:

Safe to assume they're better defenders than Mendy

He does seem to have taken on more of an attacking role this season.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

ozmunkeh posted:

He does seem to have taken on more of an attacking role this season.

How’s his touch been?

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Tsaedje posted:

Knee-jerk reaction at the end of a lovely week, I realise in retrospect it's not a sensible suggestion. I do think clubs collectively need to do more education at youth level on this kind of stuff. I'm just sick of how often these things happen and bitterly disappointed that it's a player for the club I support.

Eat healthily
Exercise regularly
Practice penalties
No raping

The Perfect Element
Dec 5, 2005
"This is a bit of a... a poof song"

Jel Shaker posted:

i’m wondering how they’re going to incorporate this into my FM21 game

I wonder if they're going to have to edit his role in the amazon documentary, from 'cheeky chappy who everyone loves' to 'doesn't exist.'

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Hope Ron signs now and says something about liking the club's attacking philosophy.

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

Dell_Zincht posted:

Eat healthily
Exercise regularly
Practice penalties
No raping

KEEP CLEAN!

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

The Perfect Element posted:

I wonder if they're going to have to edit his role in the amazon documentary, from 'cheeky chappy who everyone loves' to 'doesn't exist.'

it would probably be good if they kept it in with some kind of note just to show that you really cannot tell who is a horrible rapist from their normal day to day behavior

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

it would probably be good if they kept it in with some kind of note just to show that you really cannot tell who is a horrible rapist from their normal day to day behavior

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
jfc

https://twitter.com/johnscheerhout/status/1431188672334942213?s=20

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Also:

https://twitter.com/johnscheerhout/status/1431237862746476545

So, I don't know if House Arrest is a thing in England but maybe don't consider that as an option.

Myssu
Sep 19, 2012




blue footed boobie posted:

I bet he had a friend there with him.

Benjamin Mendy: Second man arrested in Manchester City footballer rape inquiry

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

My god they’re absolutely incapable of having sex without one of their friends there.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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TRP Post of the Month October 2021

blue footed boobie posted:

My god they’re absolutely incapable of having sex without one of their friends there.

The second man arrested is 40 according to that article so it's not another player, could be staff or someone outside the club I guess.

It is extremely weird though that there's always someone else.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Bacon Terrorist posted:

It was on the Arsenal podcast Arseblog Arsecast (maximum Arse) and he was talking about work he had done investigating the Chinese betting companies that sponsor PL teams and all the shady business involved etc, made a passing comment about it. They also said other unrelated stuff at the end and joked 'I won't say it here because you aren't based in Norway, don't want you get in trouble' so it probably is that I think.

It was an article from the publication he worked with on the Chinese/East Asian betting firms story, Josimar Football. Checking Josimar and…

Solskjaer’s Invisible Fortune

quote:

When Ole Gunnar Solskjær moved back after 15 years in England to become the new manager of Molde FK, he became tax-domiciled to Norway. All residents of Norway are required to declare all their assets to the Norwegian tax authorities, regardless of where in the world the assets are located, and whether it’s cash in the bank, property investments, stock and so on.

Once every year, the Norwegian tax authorities publicly release summarised versions of the tax returns for all the country’s taxpayers. This information consists of a person’s taxable income, the size of his/her wealth and how much tax he/she paid the previous fiscal year.
How could it be – according to his tax return – that Ole Gunnar Solskjær’s wealth amounted to only 22 million Norwegian kroners – about 2 million pounds – after having earned about 300 million kroner – or 30 million pounds – during his career?

Oops! (And there’s more about how frequent this is in Norway with footballers apparently)

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May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

harperdc posted:

It was an article from the publication he worked with on the Chinese/East Asian betting firms story, Josimar Football. Checking Josimar and…

Solskjaer’s Invisible Fortune

Oops! (And there’s more about how frequent this is in Norway with footballers apparently)

There's a white paper that said in the 50s and 60s United set up tax avoidance schemes for ethnic minority immigrants to the area, it's good to see the old traditions continuing.

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Wan Bissaka has been doing driving crimes apparently.

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

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Bacon Terrorist posted:

Wan Bissaka has been doing driving crimes apparently.
What, drive bys? Bank robbery get away driver?

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Not a vintage week for Manchester based full backs that's for sure

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Apparently he has 'pleaded guilty to driving while disqualified, without a licence and without insurance.'

Meanwhile the bullshit rumour mill that brought us the James Rodriguez sex change claim Odegaard and Lacazette had sex at the Arsenal training facility.

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pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

the sex ghost posted:

Not a vintage week for Manchester based full backs that's for sure


Speaking of him, in an extremely shocking move, Mendy has been denied bail.

Next court appearance is September 10th

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