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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

BaronVonVaderham posted:

String theorists are in their own weird corner of the field for this exact reason

They've dominated the field for decades, though. What percentage of physics grad students have done anything other than string theory since the mid-80s? What percentage of grant money has gone to anything other than string theory? Maybe that's changed in the past few years since LHC put the nail in supersymmetry's coffin, though.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


FACT: Louis Slotin was a physicist.
FACT: He got himself killed and harmed others with stupid and reckless behaviour.
FACT: Einstein was known to often be scatter minded over mundane things like his house keys.

I think I've made my case :smugbert:

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

Phanatic posted:

They've dominated the field for decades, though. What percentage of physics grad students have done anything other than string theory since the mid-80s? What percentage of grant money has gone to anything other than string theory? Maybe that's changed in the past few years since LHC put the nail in supersymmetry's coffin, though.

If you're talking theoretical (quantum and particle) physics, sure, but there's so much more to the field that goes unnoticed. My own specialization, astrophysics, is massive. Then you've got optics, solid state is huge with semiconductors and optoelectronics, cryophysics and superconductors, quantum computing, and so on.

Those areas (except that last one) just don't get the same press coverage because they're admittedly boring as gently caress to most people who just want to hear about how mysterious and incomprehensible things with the word "quantum" are.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

By popular demand posted:

FACT: Louis Slotin was a physicist.
FACT: He got himself killed and harmed others with stupid and reckless behaviour.
FACT: Einstein was known to often be scatter minded over mundane things like his house keys.

I think I've made my case :smugbert:
Science: a liar sometimes

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Einstein was a socialist ergo relativity is a Marxist plot to overthrow and murder God.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Engels = Maoist Communism Tianneman Squared

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



FreudianSlippers posted:

Einstein was a socialist ergo relativity is a Marxist plot to overthrow and murder God.

No joke, I mean the Nazis thought it was Jewish nonsense, like what Laue and Franck did to get their Nobel Prizes which they had to dissolve in aqua regia to hide with all the other mystery beakers when the Nazis came storming through the lab


My favorite nerd story https://www.aip.org/history-programs/news/invisible-prize

Phosphine
May 30, 2011

WHY, JUDY?! WHY?!
🤰🐰🆚🥪🦊

Nfcknblvbl posted:

You should watch PBS Space Time on YouTube, it owns so drat hard.

It's great, but also:

Haven't watched those two yet, curious to see how this works out.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

One time when I was tripping on acid I watched a youtube video about physics, reality and something called the "e8 lattice" and I had to turn it off about halfway through to keep my cool but it all sounded very weird and interesting. Thank for coming to my TED talk

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Take enough shrooms and you can see string theory.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

BaronVonVaderham posted:

Bees are Yuuzhan Vong biotechnology now?

As a physicist, kindly gently caress off and stop conflating us with science "journalists" or Brian Greene.

lmao at you stemlords

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."
physicists are smarter than us ya fuckin' morons

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer
Jeez, i didn't think a fun video about cute birds dying horribly to physics would kick off such a poo poo storm.


Well... here's another one :haw: that tries to explain why string theory was invented and why it can still be useful even if no one's found a way to make it fit into observable physics yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da-2h2B4faU

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


I watched What the Bleep and am now qualified to refute professional physicists, AMA

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Phosphine posted:

It's great, but also:

Haven't watched those two yet, curious to see how this works out.

Well, the 'String Theory Is Right' video has more views, so I think that pretty much solves that one.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
String theory exists in a quantum state where it is both and neither right or wrong until you watch those videos

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Heath posted:

String theory exists in a quantum state where it is both and neither right or wrong until you watch those videos

This is congruent with my understanding of physics

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

I seem to remember hillary clinton doibg a quantum experiment by shooting two war orphans at a bosnian airport in the 90s

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Biplane posted:

I seem to remember hillary clinton doibg a quantum experiment by shooting two war orphans at a bosnian airport in the 90s

What? Like with a catapult?

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH

Antitonic
Sep 24, 2011

Invented By Gandhi

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Heath posted:

String theory exists in a quantum state where it is both and neither right or wrong until you watch those videos

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

madeintaipei posted:

What? Like with a catapult?

It's been a while, I don't have all the details still. Sorry

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Such Fun posted:

As a non-physicist, physics seems to be rapidly loosing credibility as it becomes more and more sensationalist. Every few months there’s a new discovery that supposedly changes everything. Soon it’s as much a drinking game as evolutionary psychology.

I liked this video on the subject:
https://youtu.be/f23eWOquFQ0

I’m not really qualified to say if vacuum decay is really a thing, but I’m not sure physicists are either. Get your poo poo together nerds

Okay so everyone else has already told you you're an idiot but I wanted to address the video specifically since no one else has. I first saw the video in my youtube recommends a couple weeks ago. I'd give the video a B- at best, the information is mostly ok, but it's communicated weirdly and you seem to have taken the wrong message from it entirely.

First of all, Sabine Hossenfelder is not the Queen of Physics. What she says about the field isn't pure gospel.

Second of all, what she says about physics isn't "it's becoming less credible overall." She's attacking a few quite specific fields of study: dark matter, "Fifth Forces" (what I would call "beyond the Standard Model particle physics"), string theory, multiverses, and "alien technology." This is not all of physics - this is a small subset of the field (despite string theory's regrettable dominance over speculative particle physics). There are many fields in physics which are producing lots of useful fruit, and which are on solid theoretic grounds, and in which there are many experiments going on to provide lots of new data on which to base new theories. Unfortunately, there are some subfields where this is not the case, mostly centered around the frontiers of particle physics. Since the big particle colliders we need keep failing to get funding, it's only natural that physicists would flail around, in the absence of data, publishing garbage, because the alternative is to lose their job (the real problem is capitalism). Hossenfelder is right to criticize the particle dark matter people and the string theorists as too speculative.

Also, she spends a lot of time talking about multiverses and alien technology, subjects which take up a tiny fraction of a percent of time and funding in the physics community. They're just way overblown by news media. The vast, vast majority of physicists don't spend any amount of professional time thinking about multiverses or aliens.

And one more thing. The video you were responding to was about false vacuum decay, to which you responded "physics seems to be rapidly loosing credibility as it becomes more and more sensationalist." You know the idea of false vacuum decay has been around since 1993? Are you referring to some "rapid" loss of credibility in the early 90s, or do you consider thirty years "rapid," or what? Or are you saying that internet-based media's sensationalizing getting worse in the 21st century is the fault of physicists somehow? And in any case, you think that this one idea is indicative of all of physics?

You're a microbiologist and mentioned evo psych, so here's an analogy - it'd be like someone posted a video about some evo psych :biotruths: bullshit from the 90s, missed the part where the video said "this is bullshit," and said "man, biology sure has been getting less credible in the past few years. Get your poo poo together, biologists" and posted a video attacking evo psych, the speculative side of neuroscience, and abiogenesis theories. Yeah, those are areas where there is a lot of junk speculation in the absence of evidence, but they're not all of biology obviously.

While Kurzgesagt is a good channel overall, I think you need to pay more attention to the parts where they say "this is speculative;" they often are talking about stuff on the frontiers of physics. False vacuum decay is a highly speculative thing. I don't know what other science media you're consuming, but I second the recommendation of PBS Space Time; other good sources of physics news/interpretation are the Star Talk podcast (if you can stand to listen to Neil Degrasse Tyson), the Bad Astronomy blog by Phil Plait, and the various Crash Course videos on physics, astronomy, and whatever else they've got. Do NOT under any circumstances believe anything you read about physics in a not-science-journal periodical, even "reputable" ones like the New York Times or whatever.

That all being said I too will never stop taking a big fat dump on string theory

No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:

String theory is when I'm wasted at 4am and I think there's mozzarella cheese sticks in the fridge

Genuinely more deserving of the term "theory" than actual string theory. It's both verifiable and falsifiable. Good scientific hypothesis, nice simple experiment, clean and obvious-to-interpret results. Looking forward to your publication in Nature.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Gonna start calling that poo poo String Hypotheses.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

A good post, DontMockMySmock. Thank you.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Crain posted:

*It does not do anything like that.

only because you didn't press the button for long enough

Cocaine Bear posted:

E: full transparency, and I'm a huge loving moron.


Pictures!

checks out, all those pictures were opaque

Zetsubou-san has a new favorite as of 02:45 on Aug 27, 2021

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Such Fun posted:

As a non-physicist, physics seems to be rapidly loosing credibility

No, you're just aging. Happens to everyone.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Picnic Princess posted:

No, you're just aging. Happens to everyone.

Half-life, they call it

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
why do they make us wear these ridiculous ties?

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

PittTheElder posted:

Gonna start calling that poo poo String Hypotheses.

This whole derail has been a poo poo stirring theory.

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

Zetsubou-san posted:

why do they make us wear these ridiculous ties?

I'd honestly like to know that as well. If time travel is ever invented I'm gonna go back in time and smack the guy that made ties popular. Probably some rear end in a top hat king.

Maldraedior
Jun 16, 2002

YOU ARE AN ASININE MORT

Zetsubou-san posted:

why do they make us wear these ridiculous ties?

what if, I wore a big arrow, and pointed it right at my cock?

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Zetsubou-san posted:

why do they make us wear these ridiculous ties?

why wouldn't they listen? I tried to warn them!

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Knormal posted:

Gamma ray burst. Travels at the speed of light, so it's undetectable until the half of the planet facing the source drops dead. It'll get a kid to forget all about black holes.

Strangelets are where it's at.

Anything they touch instantly turns into another strangelet. If one ever touched earth, the entire world would be converted to strange matter.

And they just float through space, so small there's literally no way to see one coming.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Maybe it already did and you didn't notice.

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Strangelets are where it's at.

Anything they touch instantly turns into another strangelet. If one ever touched earth, the entire world would be converted to strange matter.

And they just float through space, so small there's literally no way to see one coming.

I thought strangelets were proven to not exist. Could be wrong though, I don't run in scientific circles.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Evilreaver posted:

why wouldn't they listen? I tried to warn them!

who ate all the donuts

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Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



zedprime posted:

My personal string theory is what if we take a sweet cheese, make it in string form, and batter it in Korean corn dog batter?
String cheese with uncooked corn dog batter dripping off it doesn't sound great.

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