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ben shapino posted:4x jump in new hospitalizations from one day to the next. sounds bad It's OK the hospitals are full now so that shouldn't happen tomorrow.
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Lacrosse posted:It's OK the hospitals are full now so that shouldn't happen tomorrow.
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super sweet best pal posted:gently caress, suck 
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Lacrosse posted:lmao 3,110 new cases for Washington State today Weird, Worldometers has us at +3947.
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Lacrosse posted:It's OK the hospitals are full now so that shouldn't happen tomorrow. you flattened that curve!
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not considering it a success until I see some gators chomping on dead chuds in the everglades.
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Business Gorillas posted:seems like a really roundabout way to get my organs harvested my wife is Palestinian and makes a wicked hummus
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Shifty Pony posted:
ur a loving horse, take your INVECTERMIN!
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Koirhor posted:my wife is Palestinian and makes a wicked hummus how is the knafeh?
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Wtf is pressured speech
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Helith posted:I'm sure this is nothing to worry about It cant compete at all with delta in this environment
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text editor posted:we joke about horse paste nazis because it's the only way to find any levity in this poo poo i dunno we've found lots of ways to find levity in this whole situation. remember when herman cain died from covid and then his ghost kept tweeting that covid wasn't real? lol. we are in a golden age of content ladies and gentlemen.
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Friend told me about 2 weeks ago the most deaths Americans will see out of this wave was 10k lol.
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Stereotype posted:i dunno we've found lots of ways to find levity in this whole situation. remember when herman cain died from covid and then his ghost kept tweeting that covid wasn't real? lol. we are in a golden age of content ladies and gentlemen. ancient curse: "may you live in content rich times"
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Flatten my curve covid daddy.
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There was also this from Phil Valentine before his lungs disintegrated and coughed/poo poo himself to death https://twitter.com/TheTNHoller/status/1417668951862095874
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Death By The Blues posted:how is the knafeh? her whole family prefers doing baklava, which is also amazing
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Stereotype posted:i dunno we've found lots of ways to find levity in this whole situation. remember when herman cain died from covid and then his ghost kept tweeting that covid wasn't real? lol. we are in a golden age of content ladies and gentlemen. people like Armando Iannucci must be so depressed right now, just staring at their blank page going, drat
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Asproigerosis posted:Wtf is pressured speech stimmed out
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Stereotype posted:i dunno we've found lots of ways to find levity in this whole situation. remember when herman cain died from covid and then his ghost kept tweeting that covid wasn't real? lol. we are in a golden age of content ladies and gentlemen. That and trumps inject bleach presser have been the highlights so far
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Death By The Blues posted:Friend told me about 2 weeks ago the most deaths Americans will see out of this wave was 10k lol. uh even just googling "us Covid deaths" will show you we are dumping like 1500 corpses a day?
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Koirhor posted:her whole family prefers doing baklava, which is also amazing Baklava is great. Have you ever had any Iranian sweets/desserts?
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Lacrosse posted:It's OK the hospitals are full now so that shouldn't happen tomorrow. oh good phew i was worried for a second there
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CODChimera posted:That and trumps inject bleach presser have been the highlights so far What about the part where he suggested swallowing or otherwise ingesting sunlight/UV-light? It's naturally germicidal!
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Helith posted:people like Armando Iannucci must be so depressed right now, just staring at their blank page going, drat The onion is just publishing real stories now 
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Asproigerosis posted:Wtf is pressured speech ever taken a shitload of adderall and get so chatty that you start stuttering through sentences?
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Death By The Blues posted:Friend told me about 2 weeks ago the most deaths Americans will see out of this wave was 10k lol. per day? probably still low. last month i guessed 50k a day
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VomitOnLino posted:What about the part where he suggested swallowing or otherwise ingesting sunlight/UV-light? Yeah that was the same presser. iirc it was also his last lol
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Death By The Blues posted:Friend told me about 2 weeks ago the most deaths Americans will see out of this wave was 10k lol. Per day sure
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Asproigerosis posted:Wtf is pressured speech Reading from a script while they've got your family just off screen.
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CODChimera posted:Yeah that was the same presser. iirc it was also his last lol For me, having the mental image of an ER full of CHUDS who have IKEAS JANSJÖ lamp crammed up one orifice or the other, never gets old
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Stereotype posted:per day? probably still low. last month i guessed 50k a day 50k a day....is that a realistic number?
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Stereotype posted:The onion is just publishing real stories now The Onion is for leftists! You should read the Babylon Bee! "FILTHY (((DOCTOR))) KEEPS LYING ABOUT COVID DEATHS SO HOSPITAL GETS MORE MONEY" Hahaha funny stuff
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CODChimera posted:That and trumps inject bleach presser have been the highlights so far 
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Aaaahahahhahahah
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CODChimera posted:50k a day....is that a realistic number? maybe next variant
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CODChimera posted:50k a day....is that a realistic number? 5m people in india died in 60 days, which is 83k a day. india is only 4x larger than the usa and they don't all have insane oppositional defiance disorder, so on the low end we would have 20k a day and on the high end the sky's the limit
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euphronius posted:could China please tell us what to do Comrade Xi has his hands full, we are on our own. 
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