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What do you call the disposable plastic bags with the clip at the top?
	Zip Lock Bags
	Glad Bags

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

Mine will have corporate sponsorship, to go with Astroglide or Lubemobile?

Lubemobile, so then when you win you can sing "It's Lubemobile eeeeeeeeeasy" to diss everyone.

~Coxy fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Aug 27, 2021

# ? Aug 27, 2021 05:02

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# ? May 28, 2024 16:10

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

# ? Aug 27, 2021 10:44

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

Mine will have corporate sponsorship, to go with Astroglide or Lubemobile?

Full chrome plating and DW40

# ? Aug 30, 2021 22:04

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/abcmelbourne/status/1432478002349150211

# ? Aug 31, 2021 02:12

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

If anyone wants to have a chat

https://twitter.com/beneltham/status/1432562016862887937?s=21

# ? Aug 31, 2021 10:31

spaceblancmange: Apr 19, 2018; #essereFerrari

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:50

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

https://twitter.com/LucyXIV/status/1434023611338158082

# ? Sep 4, 2021 06:29

Maximum Sexy Pigeon: Jun 5, 2008; We must never speak of this!

IDGI

# ? Sep 4, 2021 06:44

Lolie: Jun 4, 2010; AUSGBS Thread Mum

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/LucyXIV/status/1434023611338158082

I'm watching a 9/11 thing on Netflix with my dog.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 06:46

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

IDGI

Someone forgot. Never forget.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 07:10

Maximum Sexy Pigeon: Jun 5, 2008; We must never speak of this!

Oh, didn't know no one else what allowed to use that number ever agin

# ? Sep 4, 2021 07:13

Lolie: Jun 4, 2010; AUSGBS Thread Mum

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

Oh, didn't know no one else what allowed to use that number ever agin

Whole heap of kids are growing up without any memory of it, which can only be a good thing.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 07:25

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/LucyXIV/status/1434023611338158082

Should have called it the 0.81 recurring Bottle Shop

# ? Sep 4, 2021 07:38

Maximum Sexy Pigeon: Jun 5, 2008; We must never speak of this!

Lolie posted:

Whole heap of kids are growing up without any memory of it, which can only be a good thing.

Maybe not of the incident, but they never knew what it was like before it. This bullshit fuckworld is their normal, no wonder they're all depressed.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 09:08

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

IDGI

# ? Sep 4, 2021 09:40

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Watched half of Mad Max tonight, too high to finish it

thanks for Mad Max, Australia

# ? Sep 4, 2021 09:49

Maximum Sexy Pigeon: Jun 5, 2008; We must never speak of this!

Code Jockey posted:

Watched half of Mad Max tonight, too high to finish it

thanks for Mad Max, Australia

# ? Sep 4, 2021 10:03

Maximum Sexy Pigeon: Jun 5, 2008; We must never speak of this!

Finals series looking fun, Geelong hasn't won against Melbourne this year, SF1 has just kicked off 10 minutes ago.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 10:33

Bill Posters: Apr 27, 2007; I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Geelong need to just gently caress off a descend into mediocrity gracefully.

Go doggies.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 12:15

Maximum Sexy Pigeon: Jun 5, 2008; We must never speak of this!

Well, now I am going for the Lions

# ? Sep 4, 2021 12:30

Bill Posters: Apr 27, 2007; I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

I'll more than happily go for them too if they win tonight.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 12:35

Maximum Sexy Pigeon: Jun 5, 2008; We must never speak of this!

I meant only for this game, actually and the next, but I'll take Geelong for the next round too.

poo poo I just looked at the scores and it's tight

# ? Sep 4, 2021 12:41

Maximum Sexy Pigeon: Jun 5, 2008; We must never speak of this!

Dogs have got this by the looks

EDIT: nah, wait.

This is a fun final quarter

Maximum Sexy Pigeon fucked around with this message at 12:52 on Sep 4, 2021

# ? Sep 4, 2021 12:44

Bill Posters: Apr 27, 2007; I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

woo

# ? Sep 4, 2021 13:13

Maximum Sexy Pigeon: Jun 5, 2008; We must never speak of this!

Well, that was exciting!

# ? Sep 4, 2021 13:37

Slugnoid: Jun 23, 2006; Nap Ghost

https://files.catbox.moe/q7no64.mp4

# ? Sep 4, 2021 15:30

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Slugnoid posted:

https://files.catbox.moe/q7no64.mp4

Goddamn that's a trip down memory lane, I used to shop at the Academic And General Bookshop in Swanston St all the time.

Also the city council banned those horse carriages a couple years ago

# ? Sep 4, 2021 15:49

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Goddamn that's a trip down memory lane, I used to shop at the Academic And General Bookshop in Swanston St all the time.

Also the city council banned those horse carriages a couple years ago

Because of the violence?

# ? Sep 4, 2021 15:54

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Outrail posted:

Because of the violence?

Sort of, yeah. They used to run the horses so hard that they'd collapse and throw seizures in the middle of the street while they were still attached to the carriages.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 16:17

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

Slugnoid posted:

https://files.catbox.moe/q7no64.mp4

The climax of that film has unfortunate symbolism

A Chinese national using a mining dump truck to destroy a skeevy, but legit Australian businessperson

:thonk:

# ? Sep 4, 2021 22:21

Laserface: Dec 24, 2004

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

Well, that was exciting!

I didn't have a dog in the fight (durr) but it was A great last quarter. I want the dogs to get thru to the GF.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 23:01

DPM: Feb 23, 2015; TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

RIP that dude's Camira.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 23:03

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Sort of, yeah. They used to run the horses so hard that they'd collapse and throw seizures in the middle of the street while they were still attached to the carriages.

Black Beauty should be required reading for those degenerates.

# ? Sep 5, 2021 01:48

Maximum Sexy Pigeon: Jun 5, 2008; We must never speak of this!

DumbparameciuM posted:

RIP that dude's Camira.

Was an XD Falcon without the badge.

# ? Sep 5, 2021 02:03

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

# ? Sep 5, 2021 04:36

batmansdrawers: Jan 1, 2006; Y-Y-Y-Yoda

I cannot find a DVD of The Castle anywhere where I am at for love nor money.

Also lol at the Off Ya Tree shops in the Jackie Chan movie.

# ? Sep 5, 2021 04:48

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Saw this awesome little bloke today: