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Lovelyn posted:He died. What did the wife say tho
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Fix posted:Weird, Worldometers has us at +3947. the reddit folks only look at PCR test positives, not PCR + rapid positives that worldo gets. so reddit numbers are a little smaller but don't have some false positives that rapid positive only might add
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Lovelyn posted:He died. I wonder what’s going through his wife’s head now with her chud husband dead as a doornail from the imaginary plandemic
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Death By The Blues posted:Not sure if covered but Idaho is looking for volunteers to help at hospitals that are failing lol During the first month or two I suppose of the pandemic lockdown, cases rising, EMS workers getting sick, etc news..I thought if the state (OR) puts out a call for people with expired licenses I'd probably go do it because it's a pandemic that mostly came out of nowhere, no time to prepare for it's arrival* But now? August 26th the year of our lord 2021? Get hosed idiots, I'm staying safe at home keeping an eye out for if say a neighbor or friend needs some medical care. If anyone wants my rear end in an official capacity they'd better be paying big bucks. *yeah yeah public health prep, China signs months in advance but bear with me
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Glumwheels posted:I wonder what’s going through his wife’s head now with her chud husband dead as a doornail from the imaginary plandemic General experience with this is a double down against medical technology and that the real cure would have saved him
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When people who are already anti medicine lose someone in a hospital, they don't have an epiphany. They double down that a "real" set of "cures," and not the fake BIG PHARMA SCAM would have saved ~*insert loved one here*~
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jenkem cures covid and big pharma doesn’t want anyone to know about a safe and legal cure that can be easily manufactured at home
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Raskolnikov38 posted:you know if i did not have a medical degree i would simply not recommend drugs to people are you saying I should take the fluxmozaxizine?
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Glumwheels posted:I wonder what’s going through his wife’s head now with her chud husband dead as a doornail from the imaginary plandemic 'the ventilator killed him and it's the doctors fault' is out there in social media groups and ready to be used
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Ruggan posted:are you saying I should take the fluxmozaxizine? honestly take whatever
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Sweet_Joke_Nectar posted:and you shall know me by my respirator good ramen choice Gas Mask
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Ruggan posted:are you saying I should take the fluxmozaxizine? i'd honestly just go face first into a pile of SSRIs can't hurt
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Love to be speedrunning societal collapse thanks to our morons both in government and outside of it:quote:Coronavirus spike takes toll on Japan's social infrastructure and services quote:One nursery in the Tokyo metropolitan area was forced to close for two weeks this month, due to multiple infection cases among its children and staff. It was the first time for the facility to confirm infections. quote:West Japan Railway Co., or JR West, is reducing the number of services on the Nanao Line in Ishikawa Prefecture, central Japan, following the confirmation of an infection cluster involving 13 train drivers. quote:In Tokyo’s Taito Ward, infections among several members of its garbage collection office has led to the suspension of inflammable waste collection through the end of August. https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2021/08/27/national/infrastructure-transport-coronavirus/
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Ruggan posted:are you saying I should take the fluxmozaxizine? protect yourself from covid clouds with this newly-designed flux capacitor
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RC Cola posted:What did the wife say tho Open Biden
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VomitOnLino posted:Love to be speedrunning societal collapse thanks to our morons both in government and outside of it: where’s that picture with the roni screaming AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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The one benefit to being in a state with fairly high mask compliance even if it's time to open biden is that no one really blinks at the respirator. Wonder what percentage of people will be dicknosing it in my class on monday. I do feel a bit for the university and especially the community colleges though, class with a capacity of 100 and only 56 registered.
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:the potato is a profoundly asexual fruit *deleuze voice* in fact the rhizome is a metaphor for the reproduction of ideas under semio-capitalism, and furthermore
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Glumwheels posted:I wonder what’s going through his wife’s head now with her chud husband dead as a doornail from the imaginary plandemic “they probably gave him vaccinated blo-“
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Aurubin posted:The one benefit to being in a state with fairly high mask compliance even if it's time to open biden is that no one really blinks at the respirator. Wonder what percentage of people will be dicknosing it in my class on monday. I do feel a bit for the university and especially the community colleges though, class with a capacity of 100 and only 56 registered. One reason I want a respirator badly is because if I’m like in line for a supermarket checkout (Aka I cant flee easily) I invariably get some chud idiot bum rushing the neighboring cashier either completely maskless and coughing or dicknosing. One dude even dug in his nose for boogers. I usually try to hold my breath until checkout is completed and I’ve staggered through the exit or try to breathe really shallowly but that doesn’t always work and it’s a huge mental strain 
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Ruggan posted:this tweet is extremely dumb velociraptors would basically be giants raccons, opening all the dumpsters they'd be so fat they wouldn't really be able to run
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VomitOnLino posted:One reason I want a respirator badly is because if I’m like in line for a supermarket checkout (Aka I cant flee easily) I invariably get some chud idiot bum rushing the neighboring cashier either completely maskless and coughing or dicknosing. One dude even dug in his nose for boogers. Get the 3rd shot. Max titties + N95 = you'll be mostly invulnerable.
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Atrocious Joe posted:velociraptors would basically be giants raccons, opening all the dumpsters more like giant pigeons, but yeah
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Ruggan posted:this tweet is extremely dumb in the end, are we the monsters?
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Boat Stuck posted:Get the 3rd shot. Max titties + N95 = you'll be mostly invulnerable. I can’t even get my second shot. Japan is a loving mess. lmao Also all the bureaucracy means I’ll never get Max Titters
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VomitOnLino posted:I can’t even get my second shot. Japan is a loving mess. lmao yakuza 0... hospital beds!!!
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Glumwheels posted:I wonder what’s going through his wife’s head now with her chud husband dead as a doornail from the imaginary plandemic The gears of cognitive dissonance have already ground her brain as smooth as glass. It'll be whatever soothes the mind at that point. Then some part of her will ache and it will be another thing. Maybe she'll run out if ideas and the slow horror will finally dawn on her. Maybe not.
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Glumwheels posted:I wonder what’s going through his wife’s head now with her chud husband dead as a doornail from the imaginary plandemic TRUMP! TRUMP AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA
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Peter Daou Zen posted:yakuza 0... Pokémon Go die at home
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VomitOnLino posted:I can’t even get my second shot. Japan is a loving mess. lmao we get a lot of news from goons in US and australia, i'd like to hear from more places so if there are lurkers around 
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Schnorkles posted:When people who are already anti medicine lose someone in a hospital, they don't have an epiphany. when prophecy fails. seen it happen over and over.
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