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Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

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# ? Aug 27, 2021 03:35

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 19:48

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/Java_jigga/status/1430933538245734405

# ? Aug 27, 2021 03:40

Mr.Acula: May 10, 2009; Billions and billions of fat clouds

Yaldabaoth posted:

No wonder America has so many men screaming about circumcision, almost 3/4 of them really are circumcised.

It doesn't justify their attempts to portray themselves as victims of course,

o word?

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# ? Aug 27, 2021 03:54

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Yaldabaoth posted:

No wonder America has so many men screaming about circumcision, almost 3/4 of them really are circumcised.

It doesn't justify their attempts to portray themselves as victims of course, but it is a little bit unsettling how the number is so high despite most american men not belonging to a religion that demands the men be circumcised.

Was it Silent Hill, or Resident Evil that is "really" all about the evils of circumcision?

Image tax:

# ? Aug 27, 2021 04:13

Pentaro: May 5, 2013

https://twitter.com/OutOfContextMex/status/1430912088784867330

# ? Aug 27, 2021 04:26

BaldDwarfOnPCP: Jun 26, 2019; by Pragmatica

BrigadierSensible posted:

Was it Silent Hill, or Resident Evil that is "really" all about the evils of circumcision?

Silent Hill, iirc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7-HrspiKfY

tax

# ? Aug 27, 2021 04:38

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Admiral Joeslop posted:

https://i.imgur.com/OsWqoQJ.mp4

This a giant hornet nest I assume?

boo_radley posted:

https://twitter.com/ass420weed/status/1430611679755345920

This person should be shot

Memento posted:

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This rear end in a top hat too

# ? Aug 27, 2021 05:06

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Milo and POTUS posted:

This person should be shot

This rear end in a top hat too

Speaking of people who should just be dragged out into the street and shot in the loving mouth

# ? Aug 27, 2021 09:08

deep dish peat moss: Jul 27, 2006

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/Java_jigga/status/1430933538245734405

deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 09:24 on Aug 27, 2021

# ? Aug 27, 2021 09:18

codo27: Apr 21, 2008

text based nsfw I guess?

# ? Aug 27, 2021 13:16

GlobglogGroAbgalab: Jul 25, 2016; It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

rodbeard posted:

Speaking from personal experience the more rural half of my family isn't really all that bad off they're just playing at being poor instead of playing at being rich like the rest of the middle class. Here's a whole gallery of cursed redneck weddings some of it is NWS: https://imgur.com/gallery/GtycD

If you look there's a lot of trashy things that somebody clearly spent a lot of money on.

Some of these hicks look sincerely happy and blessed. Good for them.

E: tax, since people think I�m calling Laura ingalls wilder a hick

GlobglogGroAbgalab fucked around with this message at 14:34 on Aug 27, 2021

# ? Aug 27, 2021 14:14

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

GlobglogGroAbgalab posted:

Some of these hicks look sincerely happy and blessed. Good for them.

So she was 90?

# ? Aug 27, 2021 14:21

BlankSystemDaemon: Mar 13, 2009

GlobglogGroAbgalab posted:

Some of these hicks look sincerely happy and blessed. Good for them.

Was Laura Ingalls Wilder really a hick and/or poor?

EDIT:

BlankSystemDaemon fucked around with this message at 14:40 on Aug 27, 2021

# ? Aug 27, 2021 14:28

GlobglogGroAbgalab: Jul 25, 2016; It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

^^^^
The curse is unrelated, I should have been more clear

It�s a better curse if you were born before she died or soon after. She is synonymous with a bygone age and it hurts to realize how contemporaneous she actually was to the currently living generations

E: tax

GlobglogGroAbgalab fucked around with this message at 14:35 on Aug 27, 2021

# ? Aug 27, 2021 14:32

BlankSystemDaemon: Mar 13, 2009

GlobglogGroAbgalab posted:

^^^^
The curse is unrelated, I should have been more clear

It�s a better curse if you were born before she died or soon after. She is synonymous with a bygone age and it hurts to realize how contemporaneous she actually was to the currently living generations

E: tax

Yeah, just that image is enough to make me cry.
I've watched the movie exactly once, and I spent over a week in bed as a result.

And this time I remembered to please the tax, without having to :ninja:

edit! \o/

# ? Aug 27, 2021 14:38

GlobglogGroAbgalab: Jul 25, 2016; It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

BlankSystemDaemon posted:

Yeah, just that image is enough to make me cry.
I've watched the movie exactly once, and I spent over a week in bed as a result.

And this time I remembered to please the tax, without having to edit! \o/

Putting it in anime made me actually look at what is really happening. :cheeky:

Tax

# ? Aug 27, 2021 14:48

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

https://twitter.com/beccateeth/status/1430991977068195841?s=20

# ? Aug 27, 2021 16:01

Tubgoat: Jun 30, 2013; by sebmojo

Scratch Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/beccateeth/status/1430991977068195841?s=20

At first I was like :gonk:

then I remembered a friend whom I want to deal enormous psychic damage so :v:

# ? Aug 27, 2021 16:13

Lieutenant Dan: Oct 27, 2009; Weedlord Bonerhitler

Memento posted:

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Some trans people choose to medically transition, maybe this fucker should consider getting medically vaccinated, then :colbert:

taxxe:

Lieutenant Dan fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Aug 27, 2021

# ? Aug 27, 2021 17:02

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Tubgoat posted:

At first I was like then I remembered a friend whom I want to deal enormous psychic damage so .

This is loving violence.

Tax:

# ? Aug 27, 2021 17:25

Harry_Potato: May 21, 2021

Scratch Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/beccateeth/status/1430991977068195841?s=20

Gandalf the drat sexy

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# ? Aug 27, 2021 18:14

50s girl groupon: Jul 17, 2010; I woke up like this

she just.. looks like a person

# ? Aug 27, 2021 21:34

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

San Diego jail

# ? Aug 27, 2021 21:47

Solvent: Jan 24, 2013; by Hand Knit

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

San Diego jail

That�s the special jail. Where they keep/kept guys like El Chapo. Not like, the regular jail.

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# ? Aug 27, 2021 22:21

Evilreaver: Feb 26, 2007; GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!; Dinosaur Gum

Solvent posted:

That�s the special jail. Where they keep/kept guys like El Chapo. Not like, the regular jail.

Ah, so that's the Chapo trap-house I've heard so much about

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# ? Aug 27, 2021 22:23

Rebel Blob: Mar 1, 2008; Extinction for our time

50s girl groupon posted:

she just.. looks like a person

New day, same as the old day:

Faith got redesigned by a Japanese fan, who argued Western developers don't make their Asian characters beautiful enough for Asian tastes:

Or the infamious "Cinematic" FakeFactory mod for Half-Life 2, which makes many bad decisions, one of them being Alyx's redesign:

If that isn't cursed enough, well FakeFactory goes further than that:

# ? Aug 27, 2021 22:28

blight rhino: Feb 11, 2014; EXQUISITE ~~LURKER~~ RHINO; Nap Ghost

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/nWEXhFm.gifv

reminds me of one of my favs:

# ? Aug 27, 2021 23:01

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/wZT5I60.mp4

# ? Aug 28, 2021 00:45

blight rhino: Feb 11, 2014; EXQUISITE ~~LURKER~~ RHINO; Nap Ghost

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/wZT5I60.mp4

gently caress.

i feel bad

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:08

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

uber_stoat posted:

this lady is full of curses.

https://twitter.com/thymetikon/status/1131702577878503425?s=20

lol fuuuuck

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# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:25

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

50s girl groupon posted:

she just.. looks like a person

This is activating my Dad instinct and I just kind-of wanna go at this guy with a bat now. Like really you little loving Prince you don't have 20 Lara Croft games to jack it to? You're so convinced you're the center of the universe that you treat a totally normal naturalistic female design with revulsion, and insist it has to make your dick hard? Let your sisters and the world loving have this one. It's really loving normal to have variety. Think of it like making your digital blow-up dolls that much more special you loving turd.

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:30

50s girl groupon: Jul 17, 2010; I woke up like this

Rebel Blob posted:

New day, same as the old day:

Boy I sure hate that last one! Why are they like this like she�s not real she�s never gonna gently caress you dude.

# ? Aug 28, 2021 04:21

Dave Syndrome: Jan 11, 2007; Look, Bernard. Bernard, look. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard! Bernard. Bernard. Look, Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard! Look! Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Look, Bernard! Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Bern

This Is the Zodiac posted:

Unironically thank you for posting this. Very blessed.

My kid is autistic and understands certain processes better visually than verbally. He's going to need braces soon, and this image will help him immensely to grasp why he's getting them.

Tax:

# ? Aug 28, 2021 07:59

Yolomon Wayne: Jun 10, 2014; You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is; Grimey Drawer

50s girl groupon posted:

she just.. looks like a person

STOP SEXUALIZING WOMEN IN GAMES!

-stops sexualizing women in games

OMG THEY FUGLY MASCULINE, MAKE THEM SEXIER!

taxxe:
Id call it a Hot-Oct ot something, my brain isnt working when i browse this thread

# ? Aug 28, 2021 09:42

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

# ? Aug 28, 2021 10:08

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Scene from Lost in La Mancha, a 2002 movie about the incredibly cursed production of Terry Gilliam's The Man Who Killed Don Quixote.

At least the movie finally came out in 2018. :unsmith: