The Shortest Path posted:

It's the coupon forum.

nurmie posted:

this begs the question, what are the horniest places on SA? (especially now that the vtuber thread is vanquished)

rodbeard posted:

I hate people like Hedrigall yet I like Hedrigall and can't explain why.

pentyne posted:

would it surprise you to find out it was for constant horny posting?

Aurora posted:

the post he is being chain probed for is something else

nurmie posted:

jesus loving christ

i sincerely admire people who can just go and overshare to complete strangers with such wild abandon

rodbeard posted:

I hate people like Hedrigall yet I like Hedrigall and can't explain why.

Kazinsal posted:

Wherever Hedrigall is posting at any given point in time.

Which, right now, is nowhere lol

Kazinsal posted:

I empathize with the horny posters as I too am cripplingly lonely and depressed but for gods sakes that doesn't need to manifest with posting your badly written fake tinder message erotica

Harrow posted:

Yeah, Guy Mann isn't actually permabanned. He's on a 100,000-hour probation across all three of his accounts (Guy Mann, Sleeveless, and ...of SCIENCE!). That means he can still log in and read the forums on his accounts and he can still report posts.

Personally I find that so funny that I think I like the 100k a lot more than the permaban for any situation where it isn't "this poster did something actually illegal/dangerous/horrible," in which case yeah, clear-cut permaban. Cursing a terminally bad poster to 11-ish years of forum ghost status is very funny to me.

Sorting Algorithms posted:

Spending years obsessing over climate change and a deadly global pandemic: dumb, waste of time, unhealthy

Spending years obsessing over forums drama: just the healthiest, biggest brains imaginable with the greatest thoughts

Lucavi posted:

Jamie Faith posted:

Don't forget, he also had a fourth account, "Sorting Algorithms" and even posted this totally not salty take in the previous version of this thread

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

That's also the name of their youtube channel and patreon. You, yes you, could be funding Sleeveless' posting career.

Hodgepodge posted:

I haven't kept up with it or read it for like five or so years, but from what I remember Oglaf is a webcomic that is 95% nsfw horny, straight and lgbtq inclusive, actually genuinely funny, and consistently not skeevy about it. So this can be done.

Hodgepodge posted:

I would like for it to be possible for people whose sexuality we describe as "straight cis guys" to express their own sexuality in a healthy way in the context of the forums without the consistent result being the opening of what amounts to a portal to a particularly grody district of hell. It obviously is possible in the absolute sense, but it may well be literally impossible under current material conditions, and the terminology "straight cis guys" would probably seem really weird and confining to any society which had manage to resolve this problem.

Antivehicular posted:

I feel like the problem with a lot of horny "humor" on SA is that there really isn't even an attempt to make jokes; it's just saying "I want to gently caress (weird thing)!" as if that's funny in and of itself, when it's pretty much not. Hedrigall can be very funny and charming, and I suspect he has some hilarious war stories from furry fandom, but it's always just "here's weird fanart I'm posting unironically" and "I want to gently caress Balto." You can't tell me there aren't funny stories about guys who want to gently caress Balto! The very concept that multiple adults want to gently caress Balto is hilarious! Try to make a joke!

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I thought it was well-established that they want to gently caress Aslan, not Balto

I say we compromise and bring back signatures, but your sig has to be all your fetishes

YggiDee posted:

I remember I once saw a thread where someone had a signature of Hobbes from Calvin and Hobbes loving another Hobbes. Except I had signatures turned off so he was just manually adding it to the bottom of all of his posts.

YggiDee posted:

I remember I once saw a thread where someone had a signature of Hobbes from Calvin and Hobbes loving another Hobbes. Except I had signatures turned off so he was just manually adding it to the bottom of all of his posts.

YggiDee posted:

I remember I once saw a thread where someone had a signature of Hobbes from Calvin and Hobbes loving another Hobbes. Except I had signatures turned off so he was just manually adding it to the bottom of all of his posts.

YggiDee posted:

I think part of Oglaf's appeal is that it's honest about being horny. There's a lot of very horny webcomics that desperately pretend they aren't horny, as though the author's fetishes aren't clear after the third or fourth time someone "accidentally" loses all of their clothes or something. Oglaf on the other hand just goes "yeah we're oiling the succubi today. Here's a comic about fellatio." and I'm fine with that.

Antivehicular posted:

I have seen Hedrigall post about wanting to gently caress multiple quadrupedal animals. I'm not proud of this fact

IGgy IGsen posted:

Paying Guy Mann to post is an incredibly cursed thought.

YggiDee posted:

I think part of Oglaf's appeal is that it's honest about being horny. There's a lot of very horny webcomics that desperately pretend they aren't horny, as though the author's fetishes aren't clear after the third or fourth time someone "accidentally" loses all of their clothes or something. Oglaf on the other hand just goes "yeah we're oiling the succubi today. Here's a comic about fellatio." and I'm fine with that.

Srice posted:

It's also able to have a chuckle about being horny instead of taking itself deeply seriously, that goes a long way too.

Danaru posted:

My favourite thing about the Hedrigal saga is him eating five consecutive probations because he just could not stop calling people pedophiles for wanting to play Doki Doki Literature Club. Just watching the guy who refuses to respect boundaries and wants to gently caress animals self immolate repeatedly over a visual novel with no sexual content, it was incredible to watch

Lodin posted:

Today the schaden is on me. I just got one of those notifications on Steam telling me that my niece is playing Lust from Beyond. It's a pretty bog standard first person walking sim with a bit of puzzle solving and combat now and again but the real draw is that it's utterly horrible and not afraid of showing terrible things happening to your character. I already got a 24 hour probe for mentioning what happens in another thread so I won't go too deeply into it. There is plenty of nudity and sex.

The thing is, I bounced my niece on my knee when she was a baby. I introduced her to Transformers Animated when she was older and she forced me to watch and then enjoy My Little Pony.

Now she's playing Lovecraftian bullshit that does not shy away from showing some of the most vile poo poo I have ever seen in a game and it's all my fault. I just looked at the list of games she's played over the years and there's zero chance a bunch of the more obscure stuff like Dungeons of Dredmor and Hinterland didn't show up because she saw me play it and I've also gifted her a bunch of other weird little games over the years.

Now she's 22 and a grown rear end woman, but because I'm an idiot that doesn't change the fact that I'm not sure if she should be playing games like this. Also, the game is a sequel that she hasn't played and I really feel like I should tell her about it.

Kids growing up can be awkward.

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