triple sulk posted:

trump

Dolphin posted:

donald trump ordered a man to tase himself in the balls and the guy was like "for how long" and trump was like "until you die" and the guy did it

if that's not presidential as gently caress i don't know what is

Slumfrog posted:

yeah, i got whole mess of dogs and from what I've seen dogs totally get sick sometimes. Sometimes in really weird special dog ways. Sometimes seemingly just for fun, spewing fluids from both ends all over your couch and keepsakes until you take them to the vet where they make a miraculous recovery and frolic around and lick the vets face and the vet looks at me kinda sideeye. Goddamn dogs making me pay through the nose to look stupid....

Anyway the point is dogs get sick a fair bit, and most of the time it absolutely is a little sickness. For one thing dogs eat a ton of crap they shouldn't, like all the fuckin time. Smells like rancid death shits?? Hell yeah goes the dog brain, I'm eatin that. everyone goes on about the amazing canine sense of smell, but gently caress their taste buds are useless. hell one of my dogs is crapping pure dirt right now because she decided to eat a ton of mud earlier. Useless to say i know because i do it every time too, but try not to stress my dude, dogs are tough and expecting the worst is exhausting. Don't google symptoms either because the internet will lie to you and try to scare you. I don't want to say it's all good, but it nearly always is and chances are it is now too, I've been to the vet so so many times in the last 20 years and never yet have they failed to help, even when poo poo has seemed real dire. Sending good thoughts to you and your dogs from down here and looking forward to when you get her back all happy and well as soon you no doubt will

triple sulk posted:

trump

Dolphin posted:

well i mean the book is pretty cool, those disciples went full communism and straight up murdered a couple liberals for keeping private property

euphronius posted:

Christianity is so weird

it’s the dumbest poo poo

Mayor Dave posted:

gimme the sheep drench

Koirhor posted:

what the gently caress’s a “restaurant”?

lumpentroll posted:

skaboomizzy posted:

https://twitter.com/ZTPetrizzo/status/1431478569457393664?s=20

oh no

pre-op bebop posted:

https://twitter.com/GoodReddit/status/1430903311947898891

Slumfrog posted:

first half is better, where it's a bit of tribal history, a few rules on hygiene and a lot of god alternately smiting, sulking, and pranking his followers

quote:

3And Adam lived an hundred and thirty years, and begat a son in his own likeness, after his image; and called his name Seth: 4And the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were eight hundred years: and he begat sons and daughters: 5And all the days that Adam lived were nine hundred and thirty years: and he died.

6And Seth lived an hundred and five years, and begat Enos: 7And Seth lived after he begat Enos eight hundred and seven years, and begat sons and daughters: 8And all the days of Seth were nine hundred and twelve years: and he died.

9And Enos lived ninety years, and begat Cainan: 10And Enos lived after he begat Cainan eight hundred and fifteen years, and begat sons and daughters: 11And all the days of Enos were nine hundred and five years: and he died.

12And Cainan lived seventy years, and begat Mahalaleel: 13And Cainan lived after he begat Mahalaleel eight hundred and forty years, and begat sons and daughters: 14And all the days of Cainan were nine hundred and ten years: and he died.

15And Mahalaleel lived sixty and five years, and begat Jared: 16And Mahalaleel lived after he begat Jared eight hundred and thirty years, and begat sons and daughters: 17And all the days of Mahalaleel were eight hundred ninety and five years: and he died.

God Takes Up Enoch

18And Jared lived an hundred sixty and two years, and he begat Enoch: 19And Jared lived after he begat Enoch eight hundred years, and begat sons and daughters: 20And all the days of Jared were nine hundred sixty and two years: and he died.

21And Enoch lived sixty and five years, and begat Methuselah: 22And Enoch walked with God after he begat Methuselah three hundred years, and begat sons and daughters: 23And all the days of Enoch were three hundred sixty and five years: 24And Enoch walked with God: and he was not; for God took him.

From Methuselah to Noah

25And Methuselah lived an hundred eighty and seven years, and begat Lamech: 26And Methuselah lived after he begat Lamech seven hundred eighty and two years, and begat sons and daughters: 27And all the days of Methuselah were nine hundred sixty and nine years: and he died.

28And Lamech lived an hundred eighty and two years, and begat a son: 29And he called his name Noah, saying, This same shall comfort us concerning our work and toil of our hands, because of the ground which the LORD hath cursed. 30And Lamech lived after he begat Noah five hundred ninety and five years, and begat sons and daughters: 31And all the days of Lamech were seven hundred seventy and seven years: and he died.

32And Noah was five hundred years old: and Noah begat Shem, Ham, and Japheth.
King James Bible

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Buddykins posted:

i appreciate this, thank you

lumpentroll posted:

geralt is in it

lumpentroll posted:

Slumfrog posted:

Schnorkles posted:

everyone knows that drygoods is a fed

erosion posted:

I mean, this poo poo is riveting

Mayor Dave posted:

Pooky posted:

https://twitter.com/ManiaMaiden/status/1431527811551014915

tacodaemon posted:

lol the second sentence of the article starts out The "Dance Moms" alum, who came out as a member of the LGBTQ earlier this year,

all members of the LGBTQ report in for annual membership training

erosion posted:

I mean, this poo poo is riveting

Rah! posted:

apparently his buddy had a gun too but the dude whooping his rear end didnt care lol

i liked the dive into the car window

PyPy posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/NoContextTrek/status/1431365759356317703

emfive posted:

this looks like one of those digital combos between Elon Musk and some other different stupid rear end in a top hat

The Imp of Nipples posted:

"Those Panels" is the name of my dog.

Buddykins posted:

Pamela Springstein posted:

it's the weekend
https://mobile.twitter.com/nocontexttrek/status/1391564024039497728?lang=en

fits my needs posted:

lumpentroll posted:

Slumfrog posted:

gently caress i put my glasses somewhere while typing out bullshit and now i don't remember where and i need those fuckers to find my glasses dammit