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Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

update: both the fully vaccinated parents have breakthrough infections now.

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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

McNugget Buddy posted:

When you can't smell skunks
In your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?

Horse paste!

When you're making GBS threads worms
And they don't look good
Who you gonna call?

Poison control!


I want a new drug. one that won't make me sick.

McNugget Buddy
Aug 14, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I want some :horsedrugs:
Some that won't make me sick
Some that won't make me crap my pants
Or make me lose my vision quick

edit: goddamn it

text editor
Jan 8, 2007
I wanna import some Sinovac to the US. How close to.impossible will that be?

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

Oh now they wanna give kids a chance. gently caress the foo fighters, gently caress Dave Grohl, nirvana sucked too.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

text editor posted:

I wanna import some Sinovac to the US. How close to.impossible will that be?

poo poo goddamn it I missed this before you fixed Sinovac from "Donovan".

joke ruined. gently caress you.

text editor
Jan 8, 2007

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

poo poo goddamn it I missed this before you fixed Sinovac from "Donovan".

joke ruined. gently caress you.

I realized I already had Donovan

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Optical Inch posted:

point is authority should be legitimate and justified. when the threat is an airborne disease, making sure that everyone is vaxxed and masked up is justified for the common good of the tribe

Authority should be legitimate and justified... for the common good of the tribe lmaoo wow

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!
What's the latest on Pfizer submitting for kids approval

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

text editor posted:

I realized I already had Donovan

well that's fair. but still. would have been a good one.

probably some garbage about herdy gurdy man or mellow yellow.

actually Nevermind.

McNugget Buddy
Aug 14, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

brugroffil posted:

What's the latest on Pfizer submitting for kids approval

https://twitter.com/CarlosdelRio7/status/1429557555232190469

https://twitter.com/DrRachaelF/status/1430363388907986948

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.



ty for this ivermectin origin story

so it’s chud alternative medicine

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!

Thank you!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

ty for this ivermectin origin story

so it’s chud alternative medicine

More like a alternative medicine that people started people pitching overseas due to desperation and also junk research data.

The Chuds then seized on in their typical toddler like rebellion as a way to avoid taking approved vaccines.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Only way your under 12 is getting vaxxed before the end of the year is if they are somewhere Sinovac is being used

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


don’t build up my hopes again

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005
watching breaking points after not seeing it for a while. saagar has covid? lmao, good good.

saagar posted:

you know there's no words really to describe
what the hell is going on right there [Austrialia]

krystal posted:

complete authoritarianism i think those
are the words to describe what's going
on there it's insane and just to give
people context to
um of the level of outbreak that they're
facing in australia so in the u.s so far
we've had 37.5 million cases and about 628 000
deaths in australia they've had under a thousand
deaths for all of coronavirus okay
44 000 cases total um in nearby new zealand they had
one case and they shut down the entire country
locked down the entire country for one case so we were just talking about you know
getting the balance right between
freedom and and these sort of civil
liberties versus our responsibilities to
each other australia is definitely not
getting that balance right this is completely completely
insane these draconian measures putting
people on blast on the local news and
public officials putting them on blast
loving these multi thousand dollar fines
for daring to step out of your apartment
this is complete insanity
i listened to this segment and went "wait, these people are stupid as hell? why haven't i noticed before." i had to look up their backgrounds and welp

enhance:

are there any economists that understand exponential growth? dumb dumbs

we must let the market decide the ideal size of the outbreak, yes yes of course. stopping it at 1 case is draconian and overreach, we're at 37.5 million cases in America and the market demands more!!

Delta-Wye fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Aug 28, 2021

Baddog
May 12, 2001
I went and got my (almost) 10 old the shot today. Nurse seemed kinda pissed at me for having her inject a very small 12 year old. But that's just how the system works right now lady.

First hurdle down just gotta get second shot and hopefully avoid him catching this poo poo for another 5-6 weeks.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Zurtilik posted:

Then the CHUDs seige the hospitals Tractor Supply

Edit: actually I guess they'll try to storm the local municipal library and demand monoclonal antibodies but then they'll all pass out on the floor

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



How young are the kids trials going?

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
i'm worried about getting caught lying about being immunocompromised for 3rd booster, so i'm just gonna hold off until they open it up to kids under 12, then show up in a propeller hat with a comically oversized lollipop

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




Plank Walker posted:

i'm worried about getting caught lying about being immunocompromised for 3rd booster, so i'm just gonna hold off until they open it up to kids under 12, then show up in a propeller hat with a comically oversized lollipop

good idea, wouldn't want CVS to call the covid police

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Plank Walker posted:

i'm worried about getting caught lying about being immunocompromised for 3rd booster, so i'm just gonna hold off until they open it up to kids under 12, then show up in a propeller hat with a comically oversized lollipop

Just say you haven't been vaxxed at all. No one cares. My health insurance might get pissy but whatever.

killer crane
Dec 30, 2006

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

cr0y posted:

How young are the kids trials going?

There's two separate trials for kids: a trial for 6mo-4y and a separate trial for 5-11. I doubt it'll ever be approved for kids under 6mo.

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

Dave grohl is every frat boy with a guitar ever

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

cr0y posted:

Just say you haven't been vaxxed at all. No one cares. My health insurance might get pissy but whatever.

Yeah it's really dumb to wait for CDC guidance given the amount of data released over the 2 months on antibody protection waning at around 5 - 6 months.

Just say it's the first dose easy as that and also go for a different pharmacy chain as the first 2 shots.

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
I see the climate change and covid threads are converging.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I wonder why the CDC thinks the results will be magically different for someone that's 11 years old vs 12 that's allowed to get shots under the Pfizer EUA?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Delta-Wye posted:

watching breaking points after not seeing it for a while. saagar has covid? lmao, good good.



i listened to this segment and went "wait, these people are stupid as hell? why haven't i noticed before." i had to look up their backgrounds and welp

enhance:

are there any economists that understand exponential growth? dumb dumbs

we must let the market decide the ideal size of the outbreak, yes yes of course. stopping it at 1 case is draconian and overreach, we're at 37.5 million cases in America and the market demands more!!

like most of the left in the US and every one of them with a platform, Ball is first and foremost a libertarian. Much in the same way they can be relied upon to condemn anybody who successfully fights back against capitalism and refuses to simply die in a noble and photogenic way, any public measure taken that would restrict their "freedoms" in any way at all is absolutely unacceptable. M4A would still allow them to live their lives like normal, but apply that same ideological framework to other nation-level crises such as a pandemic and suddenly you're being an "authoritarian", and no they will never be asked what the libertarian approach to pandemic control would be because the answer would reveal far too much

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Epic High Five posted:

like most of the left in the US and every one of them with a platform, Ball is first and foremost a libertarian. Much in the same way they can be relied upon to condemn anybody who successfully fights back against capitalism and refuses to simply die in a noble and photogenic way, any public measure taken that would restrict their "freedoms" in any way at all is absolutely unacceptable. M4A would still allow them to live their lives like normal, but apply that same ideological framework to other nation-level crises such as a pandemic and suddenly you're being an "authoritarian", and no they will never be asked what the libertarian approach to pandemic control would be because the answer would reveal far too much

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010


Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Oh, Ivermectin
Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Oh, Ivermectin!

Horse paste, Ivermectin
What's wrong with me?
-I think you're crazy.
I need a second opinion!
-You're also lazy.

Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Oh, Ivermectin

Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Oh, Ivermectin
Ivermectin, Ivermectin

Can I play the banjo anymore?
Of course you can.
Well, I couldn't before!

Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Oh, Ivermectin
Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Oh, Ivermectin

I hate every lib I see
From liberal-a to liberal-z,
No, you'll never put a vaccine inside me.

Oh, my God, I was wrong,
I've had vent tubes all along.
You finally made a sheeple...
Yes, we finally made a sheeple...
Yes, you finally made a sheeple out of me!

inferis
Dec 30, 2003


she’s a good drummer

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!

etalian posted:

I wonder why the CDC thinks the results will be magically different for someone that's 11 years old vs 12 that's allowed to get shots under the Pfizer EUA?

11 no, but 5 - possibly

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

when i get ready to walk past antimaskers in the office


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1Vc8UvhdRM

shackleford
Sep 4, 2006

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1431694901427716102

very normal death cult

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

HiHo ChiRho posted:


Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Oh, Ivermectin
Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Oh, Ivermectin!

Horse paste, Ivermectin
What's wrong with me?
-I think you're crazy.
I need a second opinion!
-You're also lazy.

Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Oh, Ivermectin

Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Oh, Ivermectin
Ivermectin, Ivermectin

Can I play the banjo anymore?
Of course you can.
Well, I couldn't before!

Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Oh, Ivermectin
Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Ivermectin! Ivermectin!
Oh, Ivermectin

I hate every lib I see
From liberal-a to liberal-z,
No, you'll never put a vaccine inside me.

Oh, my God, I was wrong,
I've had vent tubes all along.
You finally made a sheeple...
Yes, we finally made a sheeple...
Yes, you finally made a sheeple out of me!

finally made a horsey out of me

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


The US bible belt is something else...

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




We'll be seeing a lot more of this mask dropping in the coming weeks as well, since the pump is primed with so many people falling over themselves to accept the astroturfed "endemic" and "pandemic of the unvaccinated" PR campaigns lol

It's gonna be twitter socialists standing in solidarity against Cuba but looking deeply uncomfortable because they're surrounded by Trump hats and screaming chuds writ large, just like this was just a natural continuation of notional allies on the left "standing with Taiwan" or whatever

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011


only 178 cases means Sturgis was safer than Lollapalooza. And it didn't even have a vaccine mandate. Open Biden.

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ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Epic High Five posted:

We'll be seeing a lot more of this mask dropping in the coming weeks as well, since the pump is primed with so many people falling over themselves to accept the astroturfed "endemic" and "pandemic of the unvaccinated" PR campaigns lol

It's gonna be twitter socialists standing in solidarity against Cuba but looking deeply uncomfortable because they're surrounded by Trump hats and screaming chuds writ large, just like this was just a natural continuation of notional allies on the left "standing with Taiwan" or whatever

this is why we must accept no substitutes. no tankie? no thank ye.

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