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MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


Godspeed, little cam.

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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Look at that, god drat. Grand Isle is being loving deleted.

UnknownTarget
Sep 5, 2019

smoobles posted:

holy poo poo.

there were people in grand isle who didn't evacuate

Like many people in the USA, we are discovering that they are too stupid to live, unfortunately.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
from the HTV10 stream:
https://i.imgur.com/rvvXiPc.gifv

this is what it looked like 3 and a half hours ago

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
aaah, just wakin' up. saw someone in this thread said it was just gonna be a big turd of nothing so i decided to keep me and my family of 23 here in grand isle. did I miss anything while I was asleep?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Crusty Nutsack posted:

weather channel interviewed the grand isle sheriff (whose name is scooter lmao) as they're holed up

weather channel guy: it looks like you'll have a few more hours of this

scooter: "we can't take 3 more hours, you have to make it stop"


they haven't been able to contact him again :catstare:

scooter, not much of a scholar, believes the weather channel programs the weather. RIP good sir.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/1432012940144676869

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

empty whippet box posted:

aaah, just wakin' up. saw someone in this thread said it was just gonna be a big turd of nothing so i decided to keep me and my family of 23 here in grand isle. did I miss anything while I was asleep?

You should go ahead and evacuate, just drive north, you got time.

post COVID
Mar 5, 2007

free college, free healthcare, free Shmurda


Meteorologists tend to subscribe to the round earth theory and cannot be trusted

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://i.imgur.com/OWoutJv.mp4

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


aquaman's gonna snap that up

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014


we can survive climate change simply by making our houses higher and higher

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
all the cops on jeffs stream just fled like pussies lmao


great time for looting imho

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
my parents live in lafitte, louisiana, their house is raised, which is good i guess, but they didn't evacuate. that doesn't seem optimal to me!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

30 story house, two livable floors.

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


empty whippet box posted:

aaah, just wakin' up. saw someone in this thread said it was just gonna be a big turd of nothing so i decided to keep me and my family of 23 here in grand isle. did I miss anything while I was asleep?

got dang i knew the button guy hosed but thats like an entire raid group

Complications
Jun 19, 2014

empty whippet box posted:

aaah, just wakin' up. saw someone in this thread said it was just gonna be a big turd of nothing so i decided to keep me and my family of 23 here in grand isle. did I miss anything while I was asleep?

you may want to amble over to your houseboat, cast off, and head upriver

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
lol ice chest stuck at the golden meadows flood gate.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Just gonna sit on my porch 300 feet in the air, sipping sweet tea as this hurricane destroys everything beneath me.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


i'm sure its fine

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.




are these all just elaborate insurance scams or are people actually buying million dollar stilt houses on the coast of a crumbling bog that gets slammed by hurricanes multiple times a year

GoLambo
Apr 11, 2006

smoobles posted:

we can survive climate change simply by making our houses higher and higher

in the jetsons, they live in condos above the clouds.

there is a reason for this

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

shirts and skins posted:

I'm trying to figure out whether any part of this is a joke
https://mobile.twitter.com/TevinWooten/status/1432011447157022724
https://mobile.twitter.com/bryanwx/status/1432025524143022091

Aino Minako
Dec 16, 2007

Perpetual rage elemental




It's got hurricane shutters it'll be fine 👍

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
holy gently caress they said a shell platform broke loose

https://twitter.com/climatebrad/status/1432029211460612102?s=20

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

hurricane ida is a metaphor for man's inability to prepare for hurricanes

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

a hurricane can't loft you to the stratosphere if you already live there

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

are these all just elaborate insurance scams or are people actually buying million dollar stilt houses on the coast of a crumbling bog that gets slammed by hurricanes multiple times a year

well you see the federal flood insurance program pays them to rebuild in the same place so :shrug:

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

are these all just elaborate insurance scams or are people actually buying million dollar stilt houses on the coast of a crumbling bog that gets slammed by hurricanes multiple times a year

NFIP lol

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

are these all just elaborate insurance scams or are people actually buying million dollar stilt houses on the coast of a crumbling bog that gets slammed by hurricanes multiple times a year

Boomers are drawn to beachfront properties that are gonna get wiped out by climate change within 20 years (or within 20 minutes, in this case)

GoLambo
Apr 11, 2006

empty whippet box posted:

aaah, just wakin' up. saw someone in this thread said it was just gonna be a big turd of nothing so i decided to keep me and my family of 23 here in grand isle. did I miss anything while I was asleep?

*cartoonish diving bell ping noises*

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



Kekeke! posted:



should be aite

McNugget Buddy
Aug 14, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Let's check the Realtor.com listing to see if there's any problems with that area



Ah! Nonetheless...

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

silicone thrills posted:

holy gently caress they said a shell platform broke loose

https://twitter.com/climatebrad/status/1432029211460612102?s=20

worlds first fire hurricane when

Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


How are those levees in New Orlean looking?

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Dustcat posted:

a hurricane can't loft you to the stratosphere if you already live there

i've always liked the notion of hypercanes that could theoretically exist with hellocean temps after like, an asteroid impact, and could chuck bits of earth into the stratosphere with 600mph winds

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

silicone thrills posted:

holy gently caress they said a shell platform broke loose

https://twitter.com/climatebrad/status/1432029211460612102?s=20

uhhhhhhhhh

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Taco Duck posted:

How are those levees in New Orlean looking?

drove my Chevy there, it's dry

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



I am always so amazed at how quickly you put these together.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
gently caress they just said the Ever Given is drifting toward New Orleans.

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