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time to spend all my would be inheritance on keeping my husk alive in a nursing home
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Feldegast42 posted:Trump is the smartest man and bestest president who has ever led us, he tells it like it is I disagree, he's worse than Hitler.
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# ? Aug 29, 2021 21:31 |
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The terrorists are gonna attack my exurban house in St Louis, we need to glass the middle east
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# ? Aug 29, 2021 21:35 |
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*receives big portion of food at Applebee's* Excuse me I ordered the LARGE!
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# ? Aug 29, 2021 21:42 |
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you bum, I worked myself through college, which costed $243 per year. also my rent was $809 per year.
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# ? Aug 29, 2021 21:46 |
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Dr. VooDoo posted:My wife. The old lady. The old ball and chain. My wife can be a handful. I really dislike me wife. I loving hate my wife, I wish she was dead. Someone please kill my wife. sir this is the boomer thread please don't try to send it to the goldmine
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# ? Aug 29, 2021 23:04 |
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i don't have any problem with minorites, i just think people should... you know, keep to their own?
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# ? Aug 29, 2021 23:07 |
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Look at me I'm a homeowner
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# ? Aug 29, 2021 23:32 |
GIMME IT ITS MINE!
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# ? Aug 29, 2021 23:41 |
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Well, you see my daughter Madison, yes, you remember her. Well she has a new boyfriend and hes just very urban if you catch my drift. Just very urban which is fine but Id like her to find somebody who might take care of her when she gets bored with the rebelling, you know?
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# ? Aug 29, 2021 23:46 |
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Ronald Reagan was the greatest person in human history
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# ? Aug 29, 2021 23:53 |
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Gail and I are going to that new Golden Corral on Friday night
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# ? Aug 30, 2021 00:31 |
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FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD: A MUST-READ!!!! YOUNG PATRIOT GIVES AMAZING SPEECH FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: BETTY!!!! OPEN NOW!!! FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: charlie please read you will understnad why your mother is mad FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: BOOM! THIS IS AMAZING SPEECH
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# ? Aug 30, 2021 01:46 |
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*doesn't wait for teammates to rez, misses with puke attack, then runs directly towards the survivors and gets shot*
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# ? Aug 30, 2021 02:32 |
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They did it. That is just how things are.
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# ? Aug 30, 2021 02:54 |
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I'm gay
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# ? Aug 30, 2021 03:08 |
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Goo goo Ga Ga
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# ? Aug 30, 2021 03:08 |
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*Runs into animal supply store after catching up on their Facebook feed* "GIVE ME ALL THE IVERMECTIN YOU HAVE!"
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# ? Aug 30, 2021 08:48 |
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Home ownership is in reach if you just put 10% of your income into a savings account and wait a few years for interest to accrue
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# ? Aug 30, 2021 17:02 |
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I like to think of saving money as a little game. For example, instead of wasting money on fresh vegetables I use medicare to pay for my crestor
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# ? Aug 30, 2021 17:06 |
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I bought a 3 bedroom, 2 bath house with an ocean view for $10,000 dollars. My parents gave me the money for a down payment.
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# ? Aug 30, 2021 17:07 |
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Good soup! posted:Ronald Reagan was the greatest person in human history This Reagan guy really seems like the real thing! I voted for him in the last presidential election and am looking forward to his next term!
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# ? Aug 30, 2021 17:08 |
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*gets kicked out of the house for being gay*
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# ? Aug 30, 2021 17:08 |
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homeownership is an investment!
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Oh don't listen to them. Build your home wherever you want, the ocean isn't going to rise anytime soon if it ever does. Those scientists don't know everything.
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# ? Aug 30, 2021 17:27 |
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My Jewish friend's dad: How can you drive a Honda, didn't you ever hear of Pearl Harbor? My Jewish friend's dad's wife: *drives off in her BMW z4*
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# ? Aug 30, 2021 17:40 |
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The schools are telling our grandkids what to think, not how to think critically *gets duped into joining a cult after seeing a single post on a website for anime pedophilia cartoons*
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# ? Aug 30, 2021 17:40 |
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Its not like I have a problem with it or anything but have you noticed the commercials on TV always have a race mixing couple now? Seems kind of like theyre forcing it, to be honest
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MY COUSIN MILDRED DIED DOES ANYONE REMEMBER MILDRED
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# ? Aug 30, 2021 17:42 |
Dr. VooDoo posted:Its not like I have a problem with it or anything but have you noticed the commercials on TV always have a race mixing couple now? Seems kind of like theyre forcing it, to be honest Oh yeah! I'm not racist but I don't like how they force things on us. I also don't really like mixed race couples, but that's because their kids will be picked on by both races because they don't belong to either one. I'm just looking out for the kids.
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Hi, is this the manager at AppleBees? I hate to be that person but our server today at lunch had visible tattoos and dyed hair. Oh? I just thought there was a uniform policy. No, no I dont have a problem with it, it just kind of scared my wife. You know how the wife can be. Could you submit a suggestion of a uniform policy to your corporate headquarters, though? Again, it doesnt bother me but its more for the people who would be bothered by it
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# ? Aug 30, 2021 17:52 |
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My steel mill closed and my pension went belly up. So I have to move in with my GAY son!
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# ? Aug 30, 2021 17:54 |
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Might or might not have protested the Vietnam war, but def in favor of all wars since then
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# ? Aug 30, 2021 17:56 |
Zurtilik posted:My steel mill closed and my pension went belly up. So I have to move in with my GAY son! he's deeply closeted though so at least my friends won't know why he's still a bachelor at 38! Just unlucky with the broads, like his old man!!!!
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# ? Aug 30, 2021 17:57 |
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As our first concerted act of boomer political power, we'll all vote for Reagan. For some loving reason.
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# ? Aug 30, 2021 18:03 |
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would you like a bit of cocaine i don't touch that devil lettuce, it's unhealthy
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# ? Aug 30, 2021 18:04 |
Just gonna let my disillusionment with the hippie movement and astroturfed corporate backlash against it dictate my politics for the rest of my life
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# ? Aug 30, 2021 18:07 |
I will NEVER buy Jane Fonda's aerobics tapes after what she did to our Troops
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why don't you kids just work harder at your retail job? i worked at sears for 30 years and retired at 65 just like i'm supposed to because i worked hard for my money. Shadowhand00 has issued a correction as of 18:27 on Aug 30, 2021 |
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