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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

SyntheticPolygon posted:

People in this thread are making the Charlotte and Nia match sound really cool.

I won lie, 80% of the match outside of those clips is just headlocks and both of them refusing to let the other one do any moves. It's a long watch.

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Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007


Every clip of this nonsense match is impressive in its own way

nerdrum
Aug 17, 2007

where am I

I know there has been three pages on this match, but seriously if anyone hasn't watched this thing yet -- it's almost scripted in the way it breaks down and how deeply, deeply unprofessional and unsafe both of these people are and it one of the best things I've seen in wrestling in a really long time. This thing is going to be studied.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

TUNE IN LIVE TO RAW

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


Dimebags Brain posted:

https://streamable.com/ndygrc

This is legit more embarrassing than the Metabolic Brothers gimmick, jesus christ. Please Nick Khan, free Tozawa.

this is the universe punishing you for your christian hate clearly

the more you hate christian, the more demeaning things tozawa has to publicly do

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004


Lolling at the safety leg, doesn't even trust her enough to take a flat back bump.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

why does nia's clothes look like that

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Dimebags Brain posted:

https://streamable.com/ndygrc

This is legit more embarrassing than the Metabolic Brothers gimmick, jesus christ. Please Nick Khan, free Tozawa.

this is just "what if ddt sucked"

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
I still don't get how it got booked, it didn't further the storylines either of them are currently in and they're both monster heels

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Cavauro posted:

why does nia's clothes look like that

Who cares

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

its teh suggestion of nudity but the skintone cloth is meant for someone lighter skinned. But WWE doesn't have a racism problem.

Q7kid
Jul 24, 2009
I went and found the full match based on the clips, and...good Lord, it's atrocious. I'm not sure where the communications breakdown happened, but it seemed like neither was interested in cooperating with the other one (though Charlotte was at least attempting something resembling the give-and-take of a wrestling match--Nia seemed to give up down the stretch). Nia was sloppy and stiff as gently caress with her slams and suplexes, and I think Charlotte may have stiffed Nia with punches when setting up the Figure-8.

What a marvel of poo poo, truly an all-timer.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Blaise330 posted:

I still don't get how it got booked, it didn't further the storylines either of them are currently in and they're both monster heels

Alexa is missing I dunno but her being added to this shitshow won't make anything better.

They are gonna run Nia/Charlotte at Extreme Rules and its gonna be an absolute disaster.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006


Hey why don't you be nice [Peeps the username] Ahh Ffuck. Never mind.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

yea ok posted:

Hey why don't you be nice [Peeps the username] Ahh Ffuck. Never mind.

Badman'ed again!!

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

yea ok posted:

Hey why don't you be nice [Peeps the username] Ahh Ffuck. Never mind.

Yea ok

Seriously though the match is bad enough on its own.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Charlotte v Nia is a shoo in for worst match if the year because this is memorably bad. A shoot fight in a WWE ring that looks straight out of IGF will be "remember that time Nia and Charlotte started shooting on each other"

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

mega doo doo moron inference about wrestling attire

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


I wish they were still protecting Charlotte because Nia might have gotten fired for hurting her. But I know they send Nia out to hurt people so

bartok
May 10, 2006



If they throw Alexa Bliss into that mess then she is definitely going to get another concussion.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Defiance Industries posted:

But I know they send Nia out to hurt people so

Revenge for triplemania. political hit 2.0

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

the foppish cavauro, galivanting around like a dainty, caring about clothes again

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Defiance Industries posted:

I wish they were still protecting Charlotte because Nia might have gotten fired for hurting her. But I know they send Nia out to hurt people so

We are overlooking that in all this the match ended with Nia pinning Charlotte clean while Charlotte was still talking poo poo.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Actually wait werent they building to Alexa v Charlotte?!

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

so is this company

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

That DICK! posted:

the foppish cavauro, galivanting around like a dainty, caring about clothes again

yeah i do care about clothes. it's one of the biggest passions of my life and something that comes naturally to me. sorry dude. sorry anyone else. have a cool 1

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

Even at their worst. Wwe still does more with their women than Aew. At least tv wise

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Oh and earlier in the show Nia Enzo'd Rhea

https://twitter.com/fandomsvisual/status/1432501471287857152?s=19

SyntheticPolygon
Dec 20, 2013

Blaise330 posted:

I won lie, 80% of the match outside of those clips is just headlocks and both of them refusing to let the other one do any moves. It's a long watch.

The clips look like poo poo too tbf. People describing it like "These two unprofessional idiots are just stiffing each other and not cooperating in the ring" just makes the match sound sick though.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Big Queefy posted:

Even at their worst. Wwe still does more with their women than Aew. At least tv wise

Source your quotes

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Big Queefy posted:

Even at their worst. Wwe still does more with their women than Aew. At least tv wise

What.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

hi I heard nia and charlotte were shooting on each other? lol

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Charlotte got pieced up. She needs to learn some head movement.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Because none of us watch this poo poo i only just got informed at this very moment Charlotte is the RAW womens champion

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Still laughing at the moron idea Nia Jax can beat literally anyone up

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Big Queefy posted:

Even at their worst. Wwe still does more with their women than Aew. At least tv wise

In terms of injuries and concussions, sure

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
triple threat between charlotte, nia and ivelisse pls

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Seams posted:

triple threat between charlotte, nia and ivelisse pls

Shanna too.

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

Lid posted:

Source your quotes

I never said they did anything better. I just said they did more.

In the worst ways

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yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

Eat My Fuc posted:

Still laughing at the moron

Oh? Are you in a hall of mirrors? Did you recently turn off some monitors? This and more will continue tomorrow. Good night.

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