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The MSJ
May 17, 2010


This sounds like a horror short story.

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Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

This feels like the premise of a horror film I'd love to see. The census doesn't play a pivotal role in nearly enough horror films, imo.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011


next time they vote will be ackward, when theres a draw between she and the ghost resident.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Dupont posted:

This sounds like a horror short story.

Dupond posted:

This feels like the premise of a horror film I'd love to see. The census doesn't play a pivotal role in nearly enough horror films, imo.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Two very different, yet equally valid comments :colbert:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Lady Disdain posted:

Two very different, yet equally valid comments :colbert:

I would even say that they both count

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Is there a reason those buildings have façades that are a different shape than the building ?
There's a house in my town like that, and I've always thought it was the oddest thing, and didn't know what to google to find out.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Lady Disdain posted:

Is there a reason those buildings have façades that are a different shape than the building ?
There's a house in my town like that, and I've always thought it was the oddest thing, and didn't know what to google to find out.

The top part was for signs or ads I assume.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Yeah, that makes sense. It doesn't explain the house in my town, but I guess that's just bad taste.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Lady Disdain posted:

Yeah, that makes sense. It doesn't explain the house in my town, but I guess that's just bad taste.

Are you sure, though? Places all over North America used to have more shops and stores mixed in among houses before NIMBYs and zoning drove out the commercial uses of buildings in residential areas. My old neighbourhood has a bunch of houses that used to be stores, especially on the corners.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

They are facades.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Lady Disdain posted:

Is there a reason those buildings have façades that are a different shape than the building ?
There's a house in my town like that, and I've always thought it was the oddest thing, and didn't know what to google to find out.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_false_front_architecture

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Lobok posted:

Are you sure, though? Places all over North America used to have more shops and stores mixed in among houses before NIMBYs and zoning drove out the commercial uses of buildings in residential areas. My old neighbourhood has a bunch of houses that used to be stores, especially on the corners.

Absolutely positive.

It's a fairly newly built house in small town Australia, and it definitely looks stylistic. It's not really visible from this angle on street view, but the roof line of the house actually runs perpendicular to the façade.


Thank you !

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Lady Disdain posted:

Absolutely positive.

It's a fairly newly built house in small town Australia, and it definitely looks stylistic. It's not really visible from this angle on street view, but the roof line of the house actually runs perpendicular to the façade.

Thank you !

Hey now, maybe someone just renovated a defunct double-checks with Google that Burger King is indeed called Hungry Jack’s in Australia Hungry Jack’s.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Blue Moonlight posted:

Hey now, maybe someone just renovated a defunct double-checks with Google that Burger King is indeed called Hungry Jack’s in Australia Hungry Jack’s.

Satiated Jack's

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

gleebster posted:

Satiated Jack's

Jack's Colon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gOi5_7zj18

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

https://futurism.com/the-byte/bezos-nasa-lawsuit-crashing-computer

I knew Adobe is a crappy company, but failing to load 50 MB files has to some sort of technical challenge in 2021 is ...

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Brad pitt driving the bike around the inside of the house for some reason really cracks me up

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Early 00's : "this Portable Document Format sure is a big improvement over MS word!"
20 years on: "did Adobe just never never made an improvement ever?! This poo poo works better as HTML, God help me."
"Oh and Microsoft still sucks as much as ever."

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Tei posted:

https://futurism.com/the-byte/bezos-nasa-lawsuit-crashing-computer

I knew Adobe is a crappy company, but failing to load 50 MB files has to some sort of technical challenge in 2021 is ...

I used to have a job building web sites in Adobe ColdFusion, and it proved that even Adobe couldn’t create software to successfully generate PDFs.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Tei posted:

https://futurism.com/the-byte/bezos-nasa-lawsuit-crashing-computer

I knew Adobe is a crappy company, but failing to load 50 MB files has to some sort of technical challenge in 2021 is ...

The issue isn't that the files are 50mb and crashing Adobe, it's that they're trying to merge hundreds of docs at once totaling several gigs. They want 50mb files, they can't get them down that far.

Baron von Eevl has a new favorite as of 13:11 on Aug 29, 2021

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/Matamme/status/1431971681162219525

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
Fifty megabytes is ten million words. Let's grant punctuation and spaces and give ourselves a nice buffer: One million words. They want to submit 140 times that, which is almost 300x LOTR.

Postscript is still more compressible, as is HTML, so it sounds like they have two choices: Either drop that Pretty Dumb format, or stop trying to set up some pointless joke where you show the appellate judge the decision is invalid because they had 7GB of your porn collection stashed in the documents.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/abcmelbourne/status/1432478002349150211

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
I weep for the state of science education
ducks don’t lactate

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

PhantomOfTheCopier posted:

Fifty megabytes is ten million words. Let's grant punctuation and spaces and give ourselves a nice buffer: One million words. They want to submit 140 times that, which is almost 300x LOTR.

Postscript is still more compressible, as is HTML, so it sounds like they have two choices: Either drop that Pretty Dumb format, or stop trying to set up some pointless joke where you show the appellate judge the decision is invalid because they had 7GB of your porn collection stashed in the documents.

I've had several instances where I've had to email out packets of documents to people for review only to discover that they're too big to be sent via our email, and I can't split it up because one of the documents in those packets is some 3000 page investigative drug brochure that features heavy use of tables and formatting changes. Frequent formatting changes can really beef up the file size.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1431207272743591938

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Baron von Eevl posted:

I've had several instances where I've had to email out packets of documents to people for review only to discover that they're too big to be sent via our email, and I can't split it up because one of the documents in those packets is some 3000 page investigative drug brochure that features heavy use of tables and formatting changes. Frequent formatting changes can really beef up the file size.

Yeah, sure, but really you should have that somewhere and link it rather than emailing it.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Inside you there are two wolves sharks.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Zil posted:

Inside you there are two wolves sharks.

It's "you are inside two sharks". A lot of people get that wrong.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

AlbieQuirky posted:

I weep for the state of science education
ducks don’t lactate
Yeah the vandals need to find a pigeon mural somewhere.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Quick reminder that mail attachments bloat up by ~30% due to how mail encoding works, and get duplicated into every recipient's mailbox.

Please use a real document sharing solution or I'm configuring our mail server to reject all html mails. When HR complains their colourful mails set in papyrus look plain, I'm blaming you for forcing my hand.

Mail server administration is hell :shepicide:

kupachek
Aug 5, 2015

This man’s brain is trembling in the balance between reason and insanity, and as he stalks on with clenched fist and sword in hand, as though he still saw those murderous Russians gunners.

Antigravitas posted:

Quick reminder that mail attachments bloat up by ~30% due to how mail encoding works, and get duplicated into every recipient's mailbox.

Please use a real document sharing solution or I'm configuring our mail server to reject all html mails. When HR complains their colourful mails set in papyrus look plain, I'm blaming you for forcing my hand.

Mail server administration is hell :shepicide:

I still send email as plaintext, loving hated it when people realized they could use html and colors, and then again when they realized they could do inline images.
gently caress those colorful emails, you have my support in banning them.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

And people that do topposting

kupachek posted:

I still send email as plaintext, loving hated it when people realized they could use html and colors, and then again when they realized they could do inline images.
gently caress those colorful emails, you have my support in banning them.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

kupachek posted:

I still send email as plaintext, loving hated it when people realized they could use html and colors, and then again when they realized they could do inline images.
gently caress those colorful emails, you have my support in banning them.

Also gently caress the people that send out trite animations in HTML email, like animating the word "great!" to send out fireworks.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

kupachek posted:

I still send email as plaintext, loving hated it when people realized they could use html and colors, and then again when they realized they could do inline images.
gently caress those colorful emails, you have my support in banning them.

This.



Antigravitas posted:

Quick reminder that mail attachments bloat up by ~30% due to how mail encoding works, and get duplicated into every recipient's mailbox.

Please use a real document sharing solution or I'm configuring our mail server to reject all html mails. When HR complains their colourful mails set in papyrus look plain, I'm blaming you for forcing my hand.

Mail server administration is hell :shepicide:

The bit about HR hurts me. And I'm not even in IT, just my department works closely with HR and I'm one of the main points of context.

Also, gently caress the giant newsletters that get sent out to everyone.

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Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

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