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Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013
Took a dive into those AEW Botch replies.

https://twitter.com/JcsCommentary/status/1431410935055400964?s=20

:psyduck:

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SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Pining for an old school territory wrestling and having your go to example be the AWA is like saying your into vintage wines and then pulling out a cardboard box wine from the 70's

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

SatoshiMiwa posted:

Pining for an old school territory wrestling and having your go to example be the AWA is like saying your into vintage wines and then pulling out a cardboard box wine from the 70's

TBF the AWA was a legit hot territory in the 60s/70s, so if you're a Minnesotan of a certain age (like our esteemed author here), it makes perfect sense to be nostalgic for that era. It just went to poo poo when Vince signed all their stars and Gagne fell behind the times, leading to that miserable 80s death spiral. By the time they got on ESPN it was basically AWA in name only.

Honestly it's kind of refreshing that we got a boomer-rear end "back in my day" take that isn't about Memphis or Crockett for once.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

The AWA would have legit kicked rear end in the day if not for Verne Gagne being unwilling to truly put folks over at the time. Not himself but just as booker.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


TheKingslayer posted:

The AWA would have legit kicked rear end in the day if not for Verne Gagne being unwilling to truly put folks over at the time. Not himself but just as booker.

Also trying to make his son a top star

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Greg Gagne still manages to suck rear end to this day. The longevity is impressive. You know he and Verne literally invented every good wrestling angle ever?

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I'm not quite in the Greg Gagne Was Actually Good camp, but he was better than he gets credit for. Definitely way above the Erik Watts/David Flair/Garrett Bischoff tier of nepotism failsons.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Greg Gagne has the benefit that he hung around the mid-card, which is perfectly fine. Whether that was Verne being conscious of his limits or just not wanting to put anyone over who can say

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017


I love this comes from a place where the biggest promotion seemed almost allergic to making money or doing anything fun.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

i spend all this time threatening the kids of WWE fans and they don't even have the guts to call me out by name

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

A friend and I have been having a good chuckle about this for the last few days.



Unrelated: Today I learned that the last main roster WWE match to get 5 snowflakes was Cena/Punk MitB.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



'Great business numbers'.

Lol.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



"Countless" five star matches? Even if 100% of his matches since winning the title were five stars, it would be 33 including the match where he won it, a very countable number.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Vandar posted:

'Great business numbers'.

Lol.

people will cite this endlessly but forget that even the worst, shittiest RAW shows can sometimes break 2 million. I'm not a stockholder so why the gently caress should I care about these numbers when all it will do is reinforce against changing a truly godawful show that people tune into to hatewatch weekly

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

DLC Inc posted:

people will cite this endlessly but forget that even the worst, shittiest RAW shows can sometimes break 2 million. I'm not a stockholder so why the gently caress should I care about these numbers when all it will do is reinforce against changing a truly godawful show that people tune into to hatewatch weekly

It's a weird thing because it's an objectively correct statement yet a subjectively foolish thing to say. Roman causes great business numbers the same way vaccines cause autism.

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties

ChrisBTY posted:

It's a weird thing because it's an objectively correct statement yet a subjectively foolish thing to say. Roman causes great business numbers the same way vaccines cause autism.

You could post the last sentence on Twitter and the WWE stans would think you were on their side.

JohnGaltWWE
@UCantIWCMe
Exactly! #HeadOfTheTable #ZOG
#Hydroxychloroquine

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

aw hell naw!

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

ChrisBTY posted:

A friend and I have been having a good chuckle about this for the last few days.



Unrelated: Today I learned that the last main roster WWE match to get 5 snowflakes was Cena/Punk MitB.

Saw "Cena can't wrestle" and knew that it was acceptable to ignore the entirely of the rest of this post

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/AdmireItsPurity/status/1432456572073123843?s=20

thatguyclint
Apr 11, 2005
See, I didn't know that...ducks eat for free at Subway.

Endless Mike posted:

Hell yeah. Trish has "star" written all over her.

I'd also really like to see O'Shay Edwards in AEW, but he seems happy in ROH for now.

As someone who actually knows O'Shay Edwards, let me assure you...he ain't. (note: I too would love to see him in AEW. Or anywhere else besides ROH.)

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



thatguyclint posted:

As someone who actually knows O'Shay Edwards, let me assure you...he ain't. (note: I too would love to see him in AEW. Or anywhere else besides ROH.)

Aw, that's a bummer. I've really been impressed with him.

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
probably one of the worst things i have or ever will post in this thread

https://twitter.com/chad320y/status/1432465932140662784
https://twitter.com/chad320y/status/1432467944773242890

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties
Dude's a literal Chad, what were you expecting?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
we need more bald dudes out there in the world



maybe give em a beard too

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Shinjobi posted:

we need more bald dudes out there in the world



maybe give em a beard too

Black boots and trunks, now we’re talking.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Sasha stans are fuckin' wild lol.

https://twitter.com/DannyDiaz60/status/1425493633264885767

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Ah yes, the age-old argument "popular = good"

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*




They're right about one thing though, my favourite wrestler isn't Sasha Banks.

It's Hikaru Shida.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

my favorite band this past week has been this and they're right i don't think beyonce had anything to do with them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syOylbUDrSQ

was also gonna post bad takes about my favorite lady wrestler nyla rose but decided to not actually post anything because holy heckarino vincels have some kinda thoughts about that poor woman

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



Sasha might be that good (certainly showed hints back in NXT), but we'll never know so long as she's stuck in the WWE with all the limitations of their house style. A company whose mantra is "do less with more".

Ultimately the problem is Stan culture in general is loving poisonous regardless of who they are stanning. Kpop groups, terrible liberal politicians, racist Black metallers, women's wrestlers in a garbage wrestling company, whatever. It's deeply unhealthy behaviour.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Prokhor Zakharov posted:

my favorite band this past week has been this and they're right i don't think beyonce had anything to do with them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syOylbUDrSQ



Yo this rocks, thanks

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/SugarDunkerton/status/1432657177307717635?s=19

https://twitter.com/DMKiddeaux/status/1432659239932149760?s=19

Fake edit: i just realised this is the real Sugar Dunkerton. Uhhhh...

https://twitter.com/SugarDunkerton/status/1432564508317343746?s=19

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Pineapple Pete can Kiss My rear end!!

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

https://twitter.com/garwres/status/1432566052978929665?s=21


https://twitter.com/dril/status/473265809079693312?s=21

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003




The virgin Chad vs. the chad Hook

thatguyclint
Apr 11, 2005
See, I didn't know that...ducks eat for free at Subway.

Endless Mike posted:

Aw, that's a bummer. I've really been impressed with him.

This probably belongs more in the ROH thread (BUZZ!), but he's never had a contract with them, either. Still doesn't.

Assenayo
Aug 25, 2021
Pineapple Pete would have a point if was just about stiffness (like for example the bad takes about Britt and Rosa working stiff), and not 'Nia can't perform safely'

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Assenayo posted:

Pineapple Pete would have a point if was just about stiffness (like for example the bad takes about Britt and Rosa working stiff), and not 'Nia can't perform safely'

on the other hand

https://twitter.com/ericinsarasota/status/1432686670265073666
https://twitter.com/CalHeikkila/status/1432712975853445129

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.



Imagine being so proud of this dogshit point that you not only made a Wojak of it, not only posted it multiple times, but then bragged about posting it multiple times.

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DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

violent/stiffness aside, those matches at least are good whereas that entire Nia match loving sucked rear end lol. It was wrong to lead off with the "unsafeness" of it because now people are using this as a shield. they should be forced to defend it on the grounds that it somehow isn't complete dogshit from a pro wrestling perspective

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