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ahh yes, the Forbidden Mini-wheats
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That70sHeidi posted:Lots of horse people pics in this one. My best friend is a horse girl and I can absolutely confirm this as fact
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I fear the wrath of horse people whose horses are suffering with worms after morons bought all the horse meds.
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Tree Bucket posted:I fear the wrath of horse people whose horses are suffering with worms after morons bought all the horse meds. what, are they going to dig up the corpses or something?
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Several more good ones in the replies here. https://twitter.com/erin719nyc/status/1431976694261424134
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Stexils posted:what, are they going to dig up the corpses or something? They're horse people. Who knows what they'll do.
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https://twitter.com/Philippa_Perry/status/1300315657700077568 Kids are great.
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wizzardstaff posted:He does not strike me as the type to feel owned; whenever I think of Ea-Nasir my mental image is of the third place meme guy raucously spraying himself with champagne. *holds trophy made out of lovely copper*
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SimonChris posted:Bah, the best Tolkien illustrations are the ones drawn by my beloved Queen, Margrethe II of Denmark: https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1432607189215162372 This isn't funny or anything; just literally my favorie tweet of the day. And perfectly timed after I just bragged about our queen earlier.
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SimonChris posted:https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1432607189215162372 I, an intellectual, on the other hand thought "they're making a whole movie about the 'ermagerd' girl? Weird.
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Lobok posted:"Ok honey, I slept on it." There's a novel about this. A London Taxi driver has a bout of mental illness and engraves his life philosophy on a series of metal plates which he buries in the ground. 2000 years later, they become the basis of society, despite mostly being about child custody and how to get around London in a car. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Book_of_Dave I liked it.
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HaB posted:I, an intellectual, on the other hand thought "they're making a whole movie about the 'ermagerd' girl? Weird. Lol
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my older brother woke me up to tell me that the princess was dead and my five-year-old-brain immediately jumped to the only frame of reference i had: "princess peach is dead??"
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Can we all please pretend that I've posted a gif of the Luigi death stare after he's red shelled Princess Peach, only with Prince Philip's face superimposed on Luigi?
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zoux posted:People wrote like so many letters, just millions of letters, looooong letters, during the centuries you had to dip the feather you were using as a pen into an inkwell every five seconds. Also there are warehouses full of untranslated Sumerian cuneiform tablets, I assume it's the same for all those dawn-of-civ societies. My so's grandfather was an incredible complainer. He was a doctor and would dictate all of his letters for being typed up by his assistant (who were his daughters lmao). We were going through his old records last year and he wrote a letter to the FAA complaining about an air force jet that he saw that he thought was flying too quickly. He also had like five pages of correspondence with a cookie company complaining about their changed recipe.
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My mom's best friend called her to tell her, which surprised my mom because her friend is absolutely not a royalist or anything, but then my mom was surprised by how much it affected her finding out. I think I barely knew her name.
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Skwirl posted:My mom's best friend called her to tell her, which surprised my mom because her friend is absolutely not a royalist or anything, but then my mom was surprised by how much it affected her finding out. I think I barely knew her name. My young cousin, when told that the Princess of Wales had died, only said, "Oh no! Those poor whales.".
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Aug 31, 2021 21:32
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Princess Di? Sounds like what's on the tin there, innit
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Mauser posted:Yeah horse people are like that, but also have you ever met any other pet owner that has a phone? I have a ridiculous amount of pictures of my cat, but no pictures of me with my cat.
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Aug 31, 2021 22:22
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Khizan posted:I have a ridiculous amount of pictures of my cat, but no pictures of me with my cat. Well, I guess you can't ride your cat.
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Aug 31, 2021 22:40
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He Man can ride his cat.
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 I read the big text, sure, but then I read the top text second. ...then I scrolled down and saw and read the rest.
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Aug 31, 2021 22:52
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zoux posted:He Man can ride his cat. He is so cringe.
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Aug 31, 2021 22:55
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Heman is more man than me because I would be afraid to ride the Battle Cat.
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Aug 31, 2021 22:58
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Khizan posted:I have a ridiculous amount of pictures of my cat, but no pictures of me with my cat. Dude you gotta start taking cat selfies (selfies with your cat)
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Aug 31, 2021 23:04
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In which Scott Baio gets dragged https://twitter.com/richardmarx/status/1432477366496817153?s=20
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I like the way this Marx guy thinks.
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El Gallinero Gros posted:In which Scott Baio gets dragged I am a second degree Marxist.
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I hate posting an IGN link, but loving hell this thread. https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1432794806598737923?s=20
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Kratos turns into a genocidal Eastern European dictator? Guess it kinda matches. Edit: oh man I thought they were just going to be boring regular people but some of these are hilarious.
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