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kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

happy-ish about this story of needless waste of human life

need more heartwarming stories of people selling organs to raise money for other peoples’ healthcare costs

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Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://mobile.twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/1431606027087138818

disgraceful right wing media refuses to allow the heroic and manly joe biden to blame crises on trump just because he stopped being president seven months ago

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/LucasFoxNews/status/1431773671929098243

love how its genuinely impossible to tell whether joe biden is actually trying to lie or just forgets everything thats happened to him

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Some Guy TT posted:

https://twitter.com/LucasFoxNews/status/1431773671929098243

love how its genuinely impossible to tell whether joe biden is actually trying to lie or just forgets everything thats happened to him

The truth is somewhere in the muddle.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Some Guy TT posted:

https://twitter.com/LucasFoxNews/status/1431773671929098243

love how its genuinely impossible to tell whether joe biden is actually trying to lie or just forgets everything thats happened to him

Look he's scum but that rules, the press is so feeble in this country that if you're the US president you can just say nuh uh, and they can't do poo poo

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/GuardianUS/status/1431979382793543680

https://twitter.com/girlsreallyrule/status/1431979737954627591

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Some Guy TT posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/1431606027087138818

disgraceful right wing media refuses to allow the heroic and manly joe biden to blame crises on trump just because he stopped being president seven months ago

when your measure of mental acuity is "smarter than Pete Doocy"

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

ISIS sure seems scared by that airstrike

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011


the bizarre phrasing of this headline gives me the mental image of kryten from red dwarf introducing the dead people on his ship to visitors as if they were still alive

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
*leans into mic* [passive aggressive whisper bidenishly:] Guess WHAT

GROWS the eck-onameh

HURTS EVERY-BODY

BENEFITS NO-BODY

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020

i would suggest that, in fact, no troops are based

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Lastgirl posted:

*leans into mic* [passive aggressive whisper bidenishly:] Guess WHAT

GROWS the eck-onameh

HURTS EVERY-BODY

BENEFITS NO-BODY

lmao i thought of this as i was falling asleep last night and here it is itt :beerpal:

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Joe wanders over to one flag-draped casket. to the slow dawning horror of everyone present, he tears away the flag and lifts the lid of the casket, which falls to the ground with a great thump. Joe thrusts his hands into the casket and fishes around, like he's searching for something but he can't remember quite where he left it. the assembled crowd of soldiers and dignitaries gasp collectively as Joe, who has now found what he was looking for, turns to face them. in his hands he holds something red and glistening. he raises it to his lips... *cut to commercial*

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/1432021509392982021

:toot:

suck it "i believe in science" dotard

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

*leans into mic* [passive aggressive whisper bidenishly:] Guess WHAT

GROWS the eck-onameh

HURTS EVERY-BODY

BENEFITS NO-BODY

i read that in the dana carvey as george bush voice

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
lol getting extremely "3 steps to defeat isis" from these bullet points

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009


A long metal tube seems like easy prey for ecoterror, why would you build such a thing?

lousy hat
Jul 17, 2004

bone appetit
Clapping Larry

Corncob TV presents a very special episode of its hit show “Coffin Flop”

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
They're still maiming people to build Line 3 because the oil companies wrote my state's laws before I was born.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

lousy hat posted:

Corncob TV presents a very special episode of its hit show “Coffin Flop”



Listen jack I didn't rig poo poo

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
it's just dead bodies breakin through poo poo wood and hittin pavement.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
That didn't really happen during the transfer, did it?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Tubgoat posted:

That didn't really happen during the transfer, did it?

i'm afraid so

coffin flop is very real

one coffin experienced it and biden had to sit there and take it from a q-anon mil mom

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Tubgoat posted:

That didn't really happen during the transfer, did it?

when you get blown to bits they dont bury you in a coffin, they put whatever they scraped off the ground in a metal box

Malleum
Aug 16, 2014

Am I the one at fault? What about me is wrong?
Buglord
in russia, they give every soldier the same zinc coffin and if your remains are too hosed up they just weld it shut

it's the proper way to respect the dead and why they're winning

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Right-wingers are learning to meme and it's making the left nervous

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Fame Douglas posted:

Right-wingers are learning to meme and it's making the left nervous

no it's even worse that poster is DSA

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Joe Biden... good?

https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1432884413235347462?s=19

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Open Biden

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

lol during that era joe biden voted for what, 7 of the things he's saying are over now?

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

ram dass in hell posted:

lol during that era joe biden voted for what, 7 of the things he's saying are over now?

lol yea. Iraq war, 90s crime bill. imagine if Joe circa 1988 was in office instead of senile doddering 2021 joe

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


he's coming for our other forever wars next!!

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

he's coming for our other forever wars next!!

i cant wait to see kim jong un finally overrun the decadent south

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

I wonder if he's evolved on integration

Floor is lava
May 14, 2007

Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/80snewsscreens/status/1432892362322239491

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Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Spergin Morlock posted:

Joe Biden... good?

no.

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