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Happy Noodle Boy posted:what the gently caress every woman of child bearing age is essentially carrying Schrodinger's womb, because fertility doctors calculate the length of pregnancy when the egg is released, but before it gets all spermed up, so technically any woman that's not on her period RIGHT NOW could be between 1-13 days pregnant if an egg gets fertilized in that time frame. This was my favorite thing I learned from when my wife and i spoke to a fertility doctor.
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https://twitter.com/lindsaywise/status/1433108460657381380 coward
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Biden's behavior of ending a war??
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ooh this bit is super cool https://twitter.com/jaywillis/status/1433102367524737030
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Hard to believe that rapist Joe Biden is the best President of the 21st century
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The Nastier Nate posted:every woman of child bearing age is essentially carrying Schrodinger's womb, because fertility doctors calculate the length of pregnancy when the egg is released, but before it gets all spermed up, so technically any woman that's not on her period RIGHT NOW could be between 1-13 days pregnant if an egg gets fertilized in that time frame. lol "fertility doctor" just get your neighbor to jizz in a turkey baster and diy
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Ragequit posted:Jr. forgot you do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to them” lol does the taliban have anyone that can even fly the helicopters? I thought the first people they merked were the pilots
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yeah 80% sounds right. this country loving sucks
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reignofevil posted:but cumshitter surely we can all agree your odds of needing convenient access to abortion services are approaching zero well i did get a vasectomy but in my defense i really did think it would retroactively abort my son
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lol Trump is going to get rid of him if the GOP wins both chambers next year
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*Bernie bros and brunch libs in unison* "BUT WE VOTED?!?!?!"
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zegermans posted:lol does the taliban have anyone that can even fly the helicopters? I thought the first people they merked were the pilots You can look up how to fly a helicopter on YouTube. They get dumbass army guys to fly em it's not hard
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Nonsense posted:lol Trump is going to get rid of him if the GOP wins both chambers next year Looking forward to Senate Majority Leader Madison Cauthorn submitting new articles of impeachment written in crayon every two weeks.
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Alec Eiffel posted:When you poo poo cum, there's a possibility that the defecated cum can end up in a female reproductive system It's probably not cumshitter's cum tho. I mean think about it, the dexterity that would require would be legendary.
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lol we’re hosed because the foreigners don’t have vaccines and Americans can’t stop Open Biden
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dammit this was awesome and now it's gone and I didn't screenshot it  edit: wait yess it was cached 
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Gripweed posted:I don't think cops doing this to pregnant women is the solution but think about the bounty, they need money to operate okay
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awwww why'd they go and delete it lol
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it really is quite remarkable how american government is always dominated by the worst and least popular ideas lol
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former Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad would unironically be a good choice and he would probably love the job
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Nonsense posted:former Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad would unironically be a good choice and he would probably love the job I'm all in for Gilbert Gottfried as Jeopardy host
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All humans will, without exception, eventually die. After they die, the place they go is MU. (Nothingness).
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