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ewiley posted:How do you slap someone while holding their wrists? 
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Sep 1, 2021 15:42
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ewiley posted:How do you slap someone while holding their wrists? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW8LvUvTZhA
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Sep 1, 2021 15:46
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I dunno who that dude is but you have to be pretty dumb to try and throw hands with an angel.
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Sep 1, 2021 15:51
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Frank Frank posted:I dunno who that dude is but you have to be pretty dumb to try and throw hands with an angel. I mean Jacob did wrestle with God and sort of got him to a stalemate Angels can't be any stronger than that Edit: actually relooking at that pic it is Jacob wrestling with God lol Seth Pecksniff has a new favorite as of 15:56 on Sep 1, 2021 |
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Sep 1, 2021 15:53
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This was pretty much what I had in mind to that question which makes it doubly accurate because it's generally the behavior of bullies anyway
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Sep 1, 2021 15:54
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That's Jacob, and he would have won that fight if the angel hadn't played dirtyquote:The same night he arose and took his two wives, his two female servants, and his eleven children, and crossed the ford of the Jabbok. He took them and sent them across the stream, and everything else that he had. And Jacob was left alone. And a man wrestled with him until the breaking of the day. When the man saw that he did not prevail against Jacob, he touched his hip socket, and Jacob's hip was put out of joint as he wrestled with him. Then he said, "Let me go, for the day has broken." But Jacob said, “I will not let you go unless you bless me.” And he said to him, “What is your name?” And he said, "Jacob." Then he said, "Your name shall no longer be called Jacob, but Israel, for you have striven with God and with men, and have prevailed."
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Sep 1, 2021 15:59
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Yeah it's kinda hilarious that Jacob was about to win and the angels like "aw hell naw" and dislocates his hip and also gives him a new name out of the blue? "I just made you limp. You're also Israel now. Bye!"
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Sep 1, 2021 16:02
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low key sex master posted:the angels like "aw hell naw" and dislocates his hip and also gives him a new name out of the blue? "Hey YO, are you that angel? I heard you attacked my boy Jacob and he whooped you! lololol" "Jacob? Why no, I don't know anyone by that name..."
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Sep 1, 2021 16:06
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This image would be improved a thousand times if they hadn't misspelled "lo".
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Sep 1, 2021 16:06
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Tiggum posted:This image would be improved a thousand times if they hadn't misspelled "lo". Butt low, so what?
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Sep 1, 2021 16:09
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Tiggum posted:This image would be improved a thousand times if they hadn't misspelled "lo". truly the end is nye for high quality memes
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Sep 1, 2021 16:11
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Yellow Yoshi posted:the end is nye If he doesn't say this on his deathbed I am going to be extremely disappointed.
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Sep 1, 2021 16:14
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flavor.flv posted:That's Jacob, and he would have won that fight if the angel hadn't played dirty Any time you get a weird story like that in Genesis, which doesn't seem to make a lot of sense in terms of narrative or theology, the reason is often that it's an adaption of an older legend intended to explain the origin of something (usually a name or a geographical feature). In this story, it appears to be trying to explain the origin of the name of the stream ("Jabbock" sounds like the Hebrew word 'abaq, translated here as "wrestle") and the origin of the name Israel (a combination of sara - here translated as "striven" - and El - one of the old Hebrew words for "God").
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Sep 1, 2021 16:18
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I remember once conservatives were trying to like, cancel Bill Maher, you know, to own the libs. And everyone was like, "Oh no, please no. Don't take Bill Maher from us." 
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Sep 1, 2021 16:22
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ewiley posted:How do you slap someone while holding their wrists? Cleretic posted:Does Bill Maher even... have positive qualities?
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Sep 1, 2021 16:25
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Cocaine Bear posted:He's talented at looking like this https://twitter.com/AdamFriedland/status/871050675383410688
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Sep 1, 2021 16:35
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unrelated to bill maher or slaps https://twitter.com/HumansNoContext/status/1432871859566137344
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Sep 1, 2021 16:37
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:unrelated to bill maher or slaps I have no idea what this format is or why it exists, but it did make me laugh. AH AH AH
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Sep 1, 2021 16:56
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flavor.flv posted:That's Jacob, and he would have won that fight if the angel hadn't played dirty So if I understand this, Jacob and his people were fording a river and while he was watching his family safely cross, some dude just showed up and they wrestled until dawn? Hmm.
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Sep 1, 2021 17:29
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https://twitter.com/budrykzack/status/1433104492732555273?s=21
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Sep 1, 2021 17:31
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Ishamael posted:
Way better joke starter than knock knoc
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Sep 1, 2021 17:32
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Frank Frank posted:So if I understand this, Jacob and his people were fording a river and while he was watching his family safely cross, some dude just showed up and they wrestled until dawn? Hmm. Wrestled so hard he put his hip out. I wish "uh I was fighting with an angel" was still a plausible excuse for stuff.
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Sep 1, 2021 17:35
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Blurred posted:Any time you get a weird story like that in Genesis, which doesn't seem to make a lot of sense in terms of narrative or theology, the reason is often that it's an adaption of an older legend intended to explain the origin of something (usually a name or a geographical feature). In this story, it appears to be trying to explain the origin of the name of the stream ("Jabbock" sounds like the Hebrew word 'abaq, translated here as "wrestle") and the origin of the name Israel (a combination of sara - here translated as "striven" - and El - one of the old Hebrew words for "God"). Thank you so much!
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Sep 1, 2021 17:37
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Mmmm that’s some good wrestlin’
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Sep 1, 2021 17:37
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Blurred posted:Any time you get a weird story like that in Genesis, which doesn't seem to make a lot of sense in terms of narrative or theology, the reason is often that it's an adaption of an older legend intended to explain the origin of something (usually a name or a geographical feature). In this story, it appears to be trying to explain the origin of the name of the stream ("Jabbock" sounds like the Hebrew word 'abaq, translated here as "wrestle") and the origin of the name Israel (a combination of sara - here translated as "striven" - and El - one of the old Hebrew words for "God"). Please do not let this explanation distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table.
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Sep 1, 2021 17:47
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Just going about my business and having some random guy appear to try to kick my rear end is a pretty common occurence for me, so the story doesnt seem all that odd
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Sep 1, 2021 17:53
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Danaru posted:Just going about my business and having some random guy appear to try to kick my rear end is a pretty common occurence for me, so the story doesnt seem all that odd Are you fight man of r/relationship fame?
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Sep 1, 2021 17:54
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Platystemon posted:Please do not let this explanation distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table. And on that day, by God, a man was broken in half.
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Sep 1, 2021 17:58
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Blurred posted:Any time you get a weird story like that in Genesis, which doesn't seem to make a lot of sense in terms of narrative or theology, the reason is often that it's an adaption of an older legend intended to explain the origin of something (usually a name or a geographical feature). In this story, it appears to be trying to explain the origin of the name of the stream ("Jabbock" sounds like the Hebrew word 'abaq, translated here as "wrestle") and the origin of the name Israel (a combination of sara - here translated as "striven" - and El - one of the old Hebrew words for "God"). I love this forum so much
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Sep 1, 2021 18:04
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https://twitter.com/toriflee/status/1432857794370314240
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Sep 1, 2021 18:21
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Hahhahah holy gently caress
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Sep 1, 2021 18:25
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Blurred posted:Any time you get a weird story like that in Genesis, which doesn't seem to make a lot of sense in terms of narrative or theology, the reason is often that it's an adaption of an older legend intended to explain the origin of something (usually a name or a geographical feature). In this story, it appears to be trying to explain the origin of the name of the stream ("Jabbock" sounds like the Hebrew word 'abaq, translated here as "wrestle") and the origin of the name Israel (a combination of sara - here translated as "striven" - and El - one of the old Hebrew words for "God"). i like this explanation, but i can't just believe everything i read on the internet. Frank Frank posted:So if I understand this, Jacob and his people were fording a river and while he was watching his family safely cross, some dude just showed up and they wrestled until dawn? Hmm. nah, i think this is it. dude was traveling with his people, met a fellow, told his people to cross the river without him. wrasslin' time.
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Sep 1, 2021 18:29
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Platystemon posted:Please do not let this explanation distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table.  Bah God it's... well, God!
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Sep 1, 2021 19:54
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Skwirl posted:I hate posting an IGN link, but loving hell this thread. Show yourself, goon https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1432799778669215745?s=20 E: oh nevermind, I guess that's a 4chan meme. I always thought it was a small bart thing
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Sep 1, 2021 19:58
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Wouldn't real-life Archer just look like his voice acto---- oh god why did i look it up
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Sep 1, 2021 20:04
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Lobok posted:Wouldn't real-life Archer just look like his voice acto---- oh god why did i look it up H Jon Benjamin has talked about how so many fans have basically this exact reaction when meeting him lol
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Sep 1, 2021 20:08
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:H Jon Benjamin has talked about how so many fans have basically this exact reaction when meeting him lol I thought it too. It's because most of the rest of the cast look at least similar to their characters, but a show about a suave spy doesn't work if he looks like H John Benjamin.
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Sep 1, 2021 20:12
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Skwirl posted:I thought it too. It's because most of the rest of the cast look at least similar to their characters, but a show about a suave spy doesn't work if he looks like H John Benjamin.
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Sep 1, 2021 20:14
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Skwirl posted:I thought it too. It's because most of the rest of the cast look at least similar to their characters, but a show about a suave spy doesn't work if he looks like H John Benjamin. There's a great extra on youtube where Archer wakes up in Season 2 looking like H Jon Benjamin.
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Sep 1, 2021 20:16
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DACK FAYDEN posted:on the other hand, he could easily pass for Coach McGuirk and/or Bob I mean, maybe with a wig.
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Sep 1, 2021 20:17
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