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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Apparently hog is another nickname for dangly bits, if you're as confused as i was

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Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

This is a pretty sad attempt by Lowtax to evade his Twitter permaban.

Blue Moonlight has a new favorite as of 02:05 on Aug 29, 2021

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Sentient Data posted:

Apparently hog is another nickname for dangly bits, if you're as confused as i was

See also: the goon that got threadbanned from the CineD horror thread for being unable to shut up about his “horror hog”

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

He get it stuck in a thresher or what

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Gaius Marius posted:

He get it stuck in a thresher or what

That's a good guess.

Could also be:

Freddy Kreuger skin
Tiny hockey mask on it
Tons of nails jutting out of it
It's a zombie
Dick a machete/sawn-off shotgun

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
there's definitely an Oglaf comic or two about this

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Brawnfire posted:

That's a good guess.

Could also be:

Freddy Kreuger skin
Tiny hockey mask on it
Tons of nails jutting out of it
It's a zombie
Dick a machete/sawn-off shotgun

I’m thinking like Alien, where they pop out the smaller inner mouth at you

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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The strapon from Se7en but it's real

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Horror Hog is the French title for the movie One-Eyed Monster.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
update: I regret to inform you that Dollar wins again
https://twitter.com/Win98Tech/status/1431814603512729601

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Brawnfire posted:

That's a good guess.

Could also be:

Freddy Kreuger skin
Tiny hockey mask on it
Tons of nails jutting out of it
It's a zombie
Dick a machete/sawn-off shotgun

Isn't that Bust Rodd?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/Tegan_Writes/status/1432877790458568705

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
I don’t get it

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Wristies are handjobs.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Australia has the oddest slang

"Oh, you got a bummer didja? Had a little anaroo? Put your lips on the brown whistle and spit, eh?"

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

Side effect of Australia being the slur workshop of the world

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Volmarias posted:

Australia has the oddest slang

"Oh, you got a bummer didja? Had a little anaroo? Put your lips on the brown whistle and spit, eh?"

You sound kinda Australian there, mate

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

The Bloop posted:

You sound kinda Australian there, mate

Jesus gently caress, there's no need to be cruel.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!


Great ad there, lads.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
Excuse me, it clearly says feminism is for EVERYONE. So much for the tolerant left. :colbert:

Ilse Koch was the first girlboss.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


putting together a treatise on the perfection of the work of leni riefenstahl

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

thats clearly WW1 Imperial Germany iconography, not Nazi Germany iconography

that makes it 100% okay and not problematic at all

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Alaois posted:

thats clearly WW1 Imperial Germany iconography, not Nazi Germany iconography

that makes it 100% okay and not problematic at all

If I can't wear a helmet with a spike on it, then really what's the point of living?

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

world war 1 was the only just war

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

wilhelm II just wanted to be navy buddies with britain but they bullied him :smith:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

WWII Germany fanboys use WWI Germany imagery as a dogwhistle.
It's the politically correct 20th century German war machine fetish.

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

Volmarias posted:

If I can't wear a helmet with a spike on it, then really what's the point of living?

Oh you can, the spike just has to extent all the way through the skull as well

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Brawnfire posted:

That's a good guess.

Could also be:

Freddy Kreuger skin
Tiny hockey mask on it
Tons of nails jutting out of it
It's a zombie
Dick a machete/sawn-off shotgun

Maybe it was more of a psychological horror

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




steinrokkan posted:

Maybe it was more of a psychological horror

The Horror Hog is actually a metaphor for mental illness.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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steinrokkan posted:

Maybe it was more of a psychological horror

The rapidly-aging dick from Old

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Facebook Aunt posted:

The Horror Hog is actually a metaphor for mental illness.

Unsure what it means to crank your horror hog

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
As long as they don't ruin the word "willhelmine", one of my favorite adjectives.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Volmarias posted:

Unsure what it means to crank your horror hog

The regret phase is way more Lovecraftian than usual.

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

Volmarias posted:

Unsure what it means to crank your horror hog

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Stexils posted:

world war 1 was the only just war

Tedburys War?!

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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:discourse:

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Volmarias posted:

Unsure what it means to crank your horror hog

if you do it right you let out a wilhelmine scream

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


I have that book, and it is absolutely legit super tasty Thai food.

You can also get a silly apron: https://www.cookingwithpoo.com/shop-1

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Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK

For half a second I legit thought that shadow was a big pile of... ingredients.

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