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Some guy was told by the voices on the radio that he could save the world by cutting his dick off so them he did and then went on the adventure of a lifetime.quote:A Tennessee man allegedly flung his own severed penis out of his car window during a police chase last week—and said voices on the radio told him to do it in order to save the world. I suspect that this might be 90s nostalgia gone out of control. We all remember when throwing severed dicks took America by storm when Lorena Bobbit started the trend. Cutting off dicks was such a craze that it was even topping the charts! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4 No information yet as to whether or not he saved the world.
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Sep 1, 2021 23:18
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Respect.
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Sep 1, 2021 23:21
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I've asked you not too share stories of our love making here
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Sep 1, 2021 23:22
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Cutting off your own dick to own the libs 
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Sep 1, 2021 23:25
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Big Beef City posted:I've asked you not too share stories of our love making here Maybe next time don't drive 30 miles away with no tires because I mentioned the word "commitment".
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Sep 1, 2021 23:28
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What if he was right though. Jesus Christ personally contacted him and said "to save the world from climate disaster and nuclear hellfire,I need you Frank to cut off your dick and throw it out the window while running from the police." Well you know what, the world is spinning today isn't it?
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Sep 1, 2021 23:49
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drat, this sounds like a real life version of that reddit user who thought God was telling him to chop off his cock and balls to prevent a nuclear war with North Korea, but that was probably an edgelord who was shitposting. NSFW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tt303beZ2o
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Sep 1, 2021 23:51
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Thank u for ur service to save America 
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Sep 1, 2021 23:53
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drat, this guy is totally nuts
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Sep 2, 2021 00:00
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its the new cure for covid
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Sep 2, 2021 00:01
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Philthy posted:its the new cure for covid Covid can't make you infertile of you chop off your cock and balls *points at head*
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Sep 2, 2021 00:06
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quote:At some point during the chase, he ditched his own dick out of the window of his Honda Accord like a banana on a Mario Kart track. Where exactly did you get this article from Oh I see it says Motherboard. Lol at that line though.
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Sep 2, 2021 00:12
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John Wayne Mybit. My Way Bobbitt. I know there is a good pun here, I just can't get it right
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Sep 2, 2021 00:14
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well i can only hope this somehow did save the world
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Sep 2, 2021 00:14
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the police were chasing him to make him put his dick back on
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Sep 2, 2021 00:15
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Cubone posted:the police were chasing him to make him put his dick back on Eww. After it had been on the grass and everything?
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Sep 2, 2021 00:16
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Dickless Car Chase was the band I played bass for in highschool.
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Sep 2, 2021 00:17
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Well. He's the hero we deserve, I guess.
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Sep 2, 2021 00:22
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Honestly he ranks up there in the pantheon with Killdozer Both men who were trying to do what's best for the world, and men who took unconventional means to get there
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Sep 2, 2021 00:23
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Guess he’ll never be the dick of a major corporation.
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Sep 2, 2021 00:26
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max respect to this guy for living the dream
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Sep 2, 2021 00:39
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nut posted:drat, this guy is totally nuts  Cubone posted:the police were chasing him to make him put his dick back on Makes sense to me
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Sep 2, 2021 00:41
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:max respect to this guy for living the dream Cutting off your own dick and going on a 30 mile long police chase with no tires is pretty loving hardcore.
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Sep 2, 2021 00:44
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have you heard of this brain problem called schizophrenia? it makes you believe crazy weird poo poo and sometimes you do weird poo poo like flip out at strangers for no reason or chop off your own peen. I took psych 101, 103, and 201 in college so I know a little about brains and I think that this is what happened to this guy Tyson Gilbert
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Sep 2, 2021 00:47
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Respect for a true legend.
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Sep 2, 2021 00:50
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Cubone posted:the police were chasing him to make him put his dick back on They can't legislate his body
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Sep 2, 2021 00:51
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if I had to cut off my own dick to save the world, I wouldn't do it. even if it was god himself that told me to cut it off. sorry friends, I wouldn't cut off my dick to save you. I'm just too attached to it.
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Sep 2, 2021 00:54
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Klyith posted:if I had to cut off my own dick to save the world, I wouldn't do it. even if it was god himself that told me to cut it off. sorry friends, I wouldn't cut off my dick to save you. I'll do it.
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Sep 2, 2021 01:12
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All we do here is tell people to cut their own dicks off, a man does just that and all he gets is mockery!! SHAMEFUL
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Sep 2, 2021 01:15
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Dignity Van Houten posted:What if he was right though. Jesus Christ personally contacted him and said "to save the world from climate disaster and nuclear hellfire,I need you Frank to cut off your dick and throw it out the window while running from the police." Well you know what, the world is spinning today isn't it? I mean, if every man on the planet cut off their dick and balls it would 100% save the world from climate disaster and nuclear hellfire. The rest of us just have to follow this trailblazer.
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Sep 2, 2021 01:25
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Gotta get me one of them radios
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Sep 2, 2021 01:28
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Zero VGS posted:I mean, if every man on the planet cut off their dick and balls it would 100% save the world from climate disaster and nuclear hellfire. The rest of us just have to follow this trailblazer. I am pretty sure it wouldn't, but it if you want to cut of your dick I'd like to see it
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Sep 2, 2021 01:28
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I am pretty sure it wouldn't, but it if you want to cut of your dick I'd like to see it Would you though? Because there's this thing you can Google called "pain olympics"...
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Sep 2, 2021 01:42
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Why didn't he just cut someone else's dick off?
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Sep 2, 2021 01:43
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Zero VGS posted:Would you though? Because there's this thing you can Google called "pain olympics"... because I got confused!
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Sep 2, 2021 01:45
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there are alot of 2002 dudes who like to talk about dicks
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Sep 2, 2021 01:46
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More dudes should cut of he own dicks 
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Sep 2, 2021 01:47
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Colonel Cancer posted:More dudes should cut of he own dicks 
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Sep 2, 2021 01:51
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Xaintrailles posted:I'll do it. Hold his legs!
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Sep 2, 2021 02:59
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I am SO triggered by this. I am a lib, and I have been owned. There is nothing that hurts my fee fees more than a bold True American brave enough to cut off his own dick and then lead the police on a 30-mile chase, bleeding throughout. I am crying bitter liberal tears. I'm not man enough to cut my dick off, and this man proved it. I really hope this doesn't become a craze, I don't know that my masculinity (already threatened by the soy products I ingest daily) can hold up. I am literally shaking. I have never been so owned.
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