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They're coating their bullets in pictures of the queen to force the british to surrender so the pictures stay intact
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Perhaps they want the portrait so they can rub it on people and cure scrofula.
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/philbc3/status/1433365951458721796?s=19 This is my monthly opportunity to remind you all that Neil Coyle is an absolute oval office, whose only vaguely redeeming moments come when he's drunk posting on Twitter.
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The minute they see the portrait, the Taliban are going to Clean for the Queen and get everything back on track. 
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Sep 2, 2021 17:18
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mujahideen for the queen
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Mujahiqueen was right there.
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Idk, pictures of the taliban pissing on a painting of the queen isn’t exactly going to go down well with the old folk.
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I think the government needs to negotiate a trade deal where we send the taliban cheese and they send us the picture of the queen.
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Two thirds of our cheese is halal, that is a disgrace 
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With the painting as visual reference, they’ll finally be able to assassinate her. This was the only thing stopping them.
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crispix posted:much more appropriate plot for another Bean movie imo No he died in Goldeneye remember? On the big satellite dish thing
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that mr bean is very funny, he gets into some right pickles in his wee car there hehehehehe a running joke was that he harassed and abused a disabled driver though :/
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Sep 2, 2021 19:32
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Post credits scene where Daniel Craig covers the eyes of the Brenda portrait while shagging an 18 year old Saudi princess called Rabia Dawood
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crispix posted:a running joke was that he harassed and abused a disabled driver though :/ Tut tut
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Pork Lift posted:With the painting as visual reference, they’ll finally be able to assassinate her. This was the only thing stopping them. Given how some people worship the royalty thhe portrait would qualify as a false idol that needs to be cast down.
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Sep 2, 2021 20:22
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Z the IVth posted:Given how some people worship the royalty thhe portrait would qualify as a false idol that needs to be cast down. On reflection I still don’t care about the monarchy, the fact that it’s a picture of the longest serving female world leader in history, and these taliban fuckers hate women is why my back’s a bit up. The men in charge of the evacuation wouldn’t have even thought of the symbolism (and nor would that but the flaaaag MP) and why not shredding/burning it and instead leaving it up isn’t a defiant act, it’s a gently caress you to women.
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crispix posted:that mr bean is very funny, he gets into some right pickles in his wee car there hehehehehe
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Sep 2, 2021 20:42
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Elizabeth Windsor is a #girlboss and really made historic strides for representation in the parasite class. Inspirational
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TACD posted:The Reliant Robin driver was disabled? I didn’t know I was missing out on Bean Lore It was a Reliant Regal, not an Invacar. I feel like twisto must have an effortpost in him about them
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I don't know if Big Nonce Fan Lizzy Winds II is necessarily the best role model for anyone in the world tbh.
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I don’t give a flying fig if it’s a picture of Queen Zorb destroyer of kittens of the planet Gloop, you still don’t give the loving taliban a massive picture of her.
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Won’t someone please think of the symbolism
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learnincurve posted:I don’t give a flying fig if it’s a picture of Queen Zorb destroyer of kittens of the planet Gloop, you still don’t give the loving taliban a massive picture of her. Luckily, it's a picture of the symbolic head of the evil British Empire, so I hope it gets cut up into enough slices of toilet paper for every single Taliban commander to wipe their holes with.
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What if the taliban got hold of a printer they could download a picture of the queen off the internet and then print it out as a bunch of A4 parts and then stick them together and then they could potentially gain posession of a picture of the queen of any size they want. We can not afford a large-picture-of-the-queen gap. We must immediately paint the flight deck of the HMS queen elizabeth with the face of queen elizabeth. E: I have heard from our royal correspondant that the actual face of the queen is not conveniently shaped like an aircraft carrier so we might have to do some research for how we can cover the whole deck with it. Also we need to figure out a way so when the planes take off they don't burn big holes in the queen that would be bad. OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Sep 2, 2021 |
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Well yeh if it’s a yet another gently caress you to women and gives the Taliban even the slightest bit of fun at any woman’s expense. My cousin was in Afghanistan for 10 years (Australian army communications expert) and the poo poo he’s seen is every horror story you hear about the taliban and women, poo poo so bad I won’t even put in spoilers, and why my sense of humour is at zero with them.
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learnincurve posted:Well yeh if it’s a yet another gently caress you to women and gives the Taliban even the slightest bit of fun at any woman’s expense. Uh, hope this isn't news to you, but... https://www.aph.gov.au/About_Parliament/Parliamentary_Departments/Parliamentary_Library/pubs/rp/rp2021/Chronologies/AllegationsAfghanistan https://www.nytimes.com/2020/11/18/world/australia/afghanistan-war-crimes.html https://foreignpolicy.com/2018/08/14/the-abuse-scandal-rocking-australias-special-operations-forces/ https://www.npr.org/2021/04/25/989546260/i-remember-them-screaming-afghans-detail-alleged-killings-by-australian-military https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afghan_Files_(Australia) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brereton_Report The Australians acquired a special reputation for brutality and abuse even in the context of a dirty occupation where every army was perpetrating atrocities. Listening to one of them self-justify after the fact... yeah, I bet you heard some horror stories 
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OwlFancier posted:Also we need to figure out a way so when the planes take off they don't burn big holes in the queen that would be bad. do not bum the queen's big holes
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OwlFancier posted:What if the taliban got hold of a printer they could download a picture of the queen off the internet and then print it out as a bunch of A4 parts and then stick them together and then they could potentially gain posession of a picture of the queen of any size they want. You know how the Bismarck had giant swastikas so everyone knew to bomb/not to bomb it? Yeah like that.
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If they spend more time hanging a picture of a woman instead of hanging women then that's a win in my book E: my book has some weird wins in it
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"I got to go now Sister Mary, those fetuses won't get thrown into the septic tank by themselves."
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Seems PSC are now going to be allowed to host a fringe event at Labour party conference after all. They're also pushing for "The Jerusalem Declaration" to replace the IHRA as the definition of anti-semitism. PSC statement: https://www.palestinecampaign.org/psc-statement-on-labour-party-conference/ Jerusalem Declaration: https://jerusalemdeclaration.org/ Article in Jewish Socialist: https://www.jewishsocialist.org.uk/features/item/a-defining-moment
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crispix posted:i hope dawlabawn drew big glasses and a moustache on it /Looks up 'Taliban' in the Yellow Pages lol, deep cuts for old fucks right here
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 the Blairites in Stockport lost their candidate for councillor in the selection shortlist meeting. A Labour party membership's not worth much, but I finally managed to boil some piss with it.
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I'm so sad for them  quote:Tory donor Peter Cruddas and his wife saw £200million wiped off their paper fortune after his City broking firm warned the pandemic-inspired day trading boom could be over. They're left with just pocket change - see them down the dole office anytime now That slashed the value of the 57 per cent stake held by Cruddas by £190million to £504million. His wife Fiona also lost out as the value of her 3 per cent stake fell by £10million to £27million. But really 
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Busy week for the SAS. Alpacas, paintings of the queen.
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