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mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

ekuNNN posted:

so true (from 1929)

this all checks out -- you can get cbd shots in your Morning Java, Soylent (with or without caffeine and l-theanine) is a thing, we've got Aibo, electric fireplaces and space heaters in general are things, checkerboard tiles are trendy, and legal weed with beautiful sunsets thanks to air pollution all but guarantees a pleasant evening.

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paul_soccer12: Jan 5, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

give me Carbon

# ? Sep 1, 2021 23:42

Dreylad: Jun 19, 2001

Real hurthling! posted:

huffing porridge and admiring my sonic 3d blast level floor tiles

my hands started twitching the correct sequence to complete the first special stage in sonic 3 & K

# ? Sep 1, 2021 23:43

pygmy tyrant: Nov 25, 2005; *not a small business owner

ekuNNN posted:

so true (from 1929)

lmao at nitrogen on the vape menu. Just having some whipits for dinner

e: Maybe ammonia for curing your covid is more realistic these days

pygmy tyrant has issued a correction as of 23:49 on Sep 1, 2021

# ? Sep 1, 2021 23:46

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

pygmy tyrant posted:

lmao at nitrogen on the vape menu. Just having some whipits for dinner

remembering that one person that wanted to make nitro cold brew at home but accidentally used N2O and made whippit coffee

# ? Sep 1, 2021 23:48

silentsnack: Mar 19, 2009; Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Jonny 290 posted:

remembering that one person that wanted to make nitro cold brew at home but accidentally used N2O and made whippit coffee

better than trying to make koolaid with liquid oxygen and ending up with a pitcher full of explosion?

# ? Sep 1, 2021 23:58

tokin opposition: Apr 8, 2021; I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Assuming the carbon and nitrogen are both suicide booth options given how Bad too much of them can be.

The big question is what happens if you hold down two buttons.

# ? Sep 2, 2021 00:02

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

tokin opposition posted:

The big question is what happens if you hold down two buttons.

Carbonated Porridge

# ? Sep 2, 2021 00:04

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

Oatly Sodastream

# ? Sep 2, 2021 00:05

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

The mechanical dog explodes.

# ? Sep 2, 2021 00:37

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

the fireless fireplace becomes a normal fireplace

# ? Sep 2, 2021 00:48

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

ekuNNN posted:

so true (from 1929)

This is the height of luxury. The less said about the gases available to me, the better

# ? Sep 2, 2021 01:08

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

pygmy tyrant posted:

lmao at nitrogen on the vape menu. Just having some whipits for dinner

e: Maybe ammonia for curing your covid is more realistic these days

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitrous_oxide#/media/File:Doctor_and_Mrs_Syntax,_with_a_party_of_friends,_experimentin_Wellcome_L0022227.jpg

# ? Sep 2, 2021 05:16

bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009

ekuNNN posted:

so true (from 1929)

The Machine Stops (1909)

# ? Sep 2, 2021 06:53

strange feelings re Daisy: Aug 2, 2000

ekuNNN posted:

so true (from 1929)

Mostly correct but I demand my soothing cloud of porridge vapor

# ? Sep 2, 2021 08:32

Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

Where's the cyanide option

# ? Sep 2, 2021 12:29

World War Mammories: Aug 25, 2006

Kitfox88 posted:

Where's the cyanide option

gotta ask for almonds

# ? Sep 2, 2021 15:23

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Jonny 290 posted:

remembering that one person that wanted to make nitro cold brew at home but accidentally used N2O and made whippit coffee

I really want to know if it... worked?

# ? Sep 2, 2021 16:04

Trabisnikof: Dec 24, 2005

Milo and POTUS posted:

I really want to know if it... worked?

probably

https://www.cooksillustrated.com/how_tos/11550-how-to-make-nitro-cold-brew-coffee

# ? Sep 2, 2021 17:48

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

ekuNNN posted:

so true (from 1929)

my "PLEASANT EVENING

ISN'T IT" shirt seems to be raising questions that are already answered by my shirt

# ? Sep 2, 2021 17:54

DACK FAYDEN: Feb 25, 2013; Bear Witness

Shear Modulus posted:

my "PLEASANT EVENING

ISN'T IT" shirt seems to be raising questions that are already answered by my shirt

*IS'NT IT

# ? Sep 2, 2021 18:13

RandolphCarter: Jul 30, 2005

when google killed play music I didn�t have access to a computer and I couldn�t download my albums so I started using youtube music, had to switch phones and now all but one of my albums have vanished from my account. still available to stream but can�t download them without paying for premium. :iia:

# ? Sep 2, 2021 18:53

Butter Activities: May 4, 2018

RandolphCarter posted:

when google killed play music I didn�t have access to a computer and I couldn�t download my albums so I started using youtube music, had to switch phones and now all but one of my albums have vanished from my account. still available to stream but can�t download them without paying for premium.

sounds like you need need to pen a strongly worded letter to the marketplace of ideas then adopt a CEO mindset and bootstrap yourself a kinetic dispute resolution service

then the almighty market will work this inefficiency out

# ? Sep 2, 2021 19:02

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

RandolphCarter posted:

when google killed play music I didn�t have access to a computer and I couldn�t download my albums so I started using youtube music, had to switch phones and now all but one of my albums have vanished from my account. still available to stream but can�t download them without paying for premium.

i just pirate MP3s

# ? Sep 2, 2021 19:27

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

soulseek

# ? Sep 2, 2021 19:31

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

I can�t listen to mp3s on Spotify Connect or Alexa, no thanks!

# ? Sep 2, 2021 19:31

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Rutibex posted:

i just pirate MP3s

It's weird i used to pirate music for so long and youtube pretty much killed the need deader than anything the RIAA ever came up with

# ? Sep 2, 2021 19:36

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Milo and POTUS posted:

It's weird i used to pirate music for so long and youtube pretty much killed the need deader than anything the RIAA ever came up with

i use youtube to pirate MP3s. i will never trust a web service to stay up forever, that seems obvious in this day and age

# ? Sep 2, 2021 19:45

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

just lol if you don�t pay money to experience the shifting terrain of licensing deals every day

# ? Sep 2, 2021 19:49

Weaponized Autism: Mar 26, 2006; All aboard the Gravy train!; Hair Elf

I always had problems with Spotify playlists not staying up to date. After a month or so, a quarter of the songs would just show as Unavailable. It's honestly more work to maintain your music on a streaming service because you are relying on a service to have all the songs you want, plus hoping that the maintainers of public playlists will actually maintain it.

Downloading MP3s is the way to go. Download it once, fix tags if needed, and copy/sync to other devices if you want to go mobile.

Weaponized Autism has issued a correction as of 19:56 on Sep 2, 2021

# ? Sep 2, 2021 19:54

Tulip: Jun 3, 2008; yeah thats pretty good

I buy music if it's for a small act, if they're too big for bandcamp they're too big for my dollars.

But yeah I can't imagine relying on a 3rd party streaming service for access to...basically anything. That's basically just only for totally disposable stuff. Plus I lose internet all the time (if nothing else, the subway) so it's just not even really usable.

# ? Sep 2, 2021 20:06

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Winamp has a Strongbad skin which is why I still put up with it.

It really whips the llama's rear end

# ? Sep 2, 2021 21:36

Nothus: Feb 22, 2001; Buglord

https://twitter.com/verge/status/1433455136379133966?s=20

This is bullshit. I've never been able to get decent OTA TV reception, and Locast was awesome for local TV.

# ? Sep 2, 2021 21:41

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

freelop posted:

Winamp has a Strongbad skin which is why I still put up with it.

It really whips the llama's rear end

Same but the Fallout Pipboy 2000 skin :sun:

Also using Deezer and Deemix (https://telegra.ph/deemix---Frequently-Asked-Questions-FAQ-01-29) you can download almost any album you want as high quality MP3's :eng101:

# ? Sep 2, 2021 23:18

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos

i still use billy

# ? Sep 3, 2021 00:03

UwUnabomber: Sep 9, 2012; Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Tulip posted:

if they're too big for bandcamp they're too big for my dollars

Cannibal Corpse in the clear.

# ? Sep 3, 2021 00:13

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

the heydays of oink (and library.nu, even ebook farm, later) were good times to be online. the tech and interfaces were developed enough to be useful and usable by people who were motivated to seek and share music actively, but it did take some effort and research � you�d still have to figure out something like port mapping or multipart RAR files. you also had to know what you wanted, and probably had constraints on your network connection, so it�s likely that discovery involved reading music reviews, discussing with others online and IRL, etc.

meanwhile, the legal frameworks and consumer channels were still immature, so the devices that were available were designed to work with libraries of files, not with platform integrations. over time the affordances of the surviving software and hardware for organizing MP3 files and playing them have all but disappeared. yet many of the �releases� of the past were of much better quality than what is available to consumers today.

in summary,

# ? Sep 3, 2021 02:31

Ham Equity: Apr 16, 2013; The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.; Grimey Drawer

Remington Subpoenas Report Cards of Five Children Killed in Sandy Hook Shooting

quote:

Gun company Remington has subpoenaed the report cards, attendance records, and disciplinary records of five kindergarten and first grade students murdered in the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting, according to new court filings in a civil lawsuit filed against the company.

...

In addition, Remington subpoenaed employment records of four teachers who were killed in the shooting

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