[COVID] 1 Million! We did it! :toot: :911:

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Casey Finnigan: Apr 30, 2009; Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔

VomitOnLino posted:

I was, as I like to put it, moved there.
Sadly my home country, which isn�t the US, is doing even worse.

I would love to emigrate to China and tried to set things in motion repeatedly in 2020/21, but it�s not that easy.
President Xi, save me from the idiots!

they need stuntmen in new zealand, you could always try changing careers

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:07

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# ? May 27, 2024 03:48

Captain Magic: Apr 4, 2005; Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

goddamn, just catching up. so if I got the shot in April, two doses of Pfizer, I should be actively searching out some Moderna booster, right? Especially because I�m a teacher.

do you just call CVS and ask which poo poo they have?

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:08

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Gio posted:

lmao they are knowingly killing people, convincing vaccinated ppl theyre invincible.

Hehe

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:08

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

seems to me like covid is OVER

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:09

VomitOnLino: Jun 13, 2005; Sometimes I get lost.

Casey Finnigan posted:

they need stuntmen in new zealand, you could always try changing careers

Sadly I�m only stunted and not a stuntman.

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:09

slinkimalinki: Jan 17, 2010

Blackhawk posted:

New Zealand: Seeing clear evidence of delta decline after 2.5 weeks of proper lockdown
NSW: Useless and weak members of society must die so that the strong may brunch
USA: HORSE PASTE

New Zealand: massive internet outage on a sunny Friday afternoon. Oh well time to stop "working from home" and start sitting in the sun drinking beer.

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:09

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

My second dose was 2/22, I should probably lie and get a booster. Lol

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:09

VomitOnLino: Jun 13, 2005; Sometimes I get lost.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

My second dose was 2/22, I should probably lie and get a booster. Lol

Do it, man!
Your access to as much Vax as you want is the one (and only) thing I�m mad jealous of in the US.

Edit: Just had dose #2 yesterday and felt like absolute SHITE. But I�d do it again in a heartbeat. No hesitation.

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:10

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Captain Magic posted:

goddamn, just catching up. so if I got the shot in April, two doses of Pfizer, I should be actively searching out some Moderna booster, right? Especially because I�m a teacher.

do you just call CVS and ask which poo poo they have?

i'd go for either of the mrna shots. just show up at a cvs and say you're immunocompromised, don't elaborate if they ask why.. just go to another store. eventually one won't care and will jab you up.

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:11

Ursine Catastrophe: Nov 9, 2009; It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.

don't ask how i know; Dinosaur Gum

Shifty Pony posted:

username post combo

also i don't believe you

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:14

Steely Dad: Jul 29, 2006

mod sassinator posted:

i'd go for either of the mrna shots. just show up at a cvs and say you're immunocompromised, don't elaborate if they ask why.. just go to another store. eventually one won't care and will jab you up.

Can confirm, I did this and got Pfized on the spot at a Walgreens an hour ago

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:14

Steve Yun: Aug 7, 2003; I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.; Soiled Meat

Sweet_Joke_Nectar posted:

anyone happen to have a link to these? assuming they’re compatible with the 3m 800 secure click series

looks like the price went up to $8.53 now

https://www.rshughes.com/p/3M-604-Exhalation-Valve-Filter-638060-43195/638060_43195/

they�re only compatible with the 3M 6XXX series

if you have a 7XXX or secure click check Etsy for custom 3d prints

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:15

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

Shifty Pony posted:

lmao

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:15

fosborb: Dec 15, 2006; Chronic Good Poster

mod sassinator posted:

i think we might have hit a 9/11 of death today, waiting for BNO's daily update in a bit to know for sure

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1433604802357960710

2,934 on NYTimes' feed

0.98 9/11s

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:15

Mr. Pizza: Oct 5, 2009

Lovelyn posted:

Got an email earlier this week saying the new work policy is to wear covid PPE when caring for ALL patients, regardless of Covid status, which is good and cool

apparently this happened at my friend's work

"a brunch was performed on 8/31'

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:16

Vernii: Dec 7, 2006

I transferred teams at work today and it turns out 3 out of the 4 other people on my new team caught covid at the beginning of August. I found this out today when they were all bitching about their hair loss and trading tips on how to regrow it. The sole person who didn't catch it yet probably will soon and is unvaxxed.

Coincidentally about 1/3 of the building's parking spaces have been vacant this week, and we have about 100-150 employees at this site (central IN).
:thunk:

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:16

Palladium: May 8, 2012; Very Good
✔️✔️✔️✔️

fosborb posted:

2,934 on NYTimes' feed

0.98 9/11s

but muh brave 13 dead truups

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:16

spaceblancmange: Apr 19, 2018; #essereFerrari

https://twitter.com/Riley7News/status/1433605004988805130

I've said in the past that Trump would have helped out Morrison had he won, Bojo to the rescue. lol

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:16

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

one casualty of the pandemic for me is the word and concept of "brunch"

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:16

Blackhawk: Nov 15, 2004

slinkimalinki posted:

New Zealand: massive internet outage on a sunny Friday afternoon. Oh well time to stop "working from home" and start sitting in the sun drinking beer.

I have a beer delivery on the way but it hasn't arrived yet and it's nearly chips and beer time this is very stressful!

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:17

jetz0r: May 10, 2003; Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.

Captain Magic posted:

goddamn, just catching up. so if I got the shot in April, two doses of Pfizer, I should be actively searching out some Moderna booster, right? Especially because I�m a teacher.

do you just call CVS and ask which poo poo they have?

yes, get your booster asap

yeah, check with your local retail pharmacies to see what shot is being given on a particular day. your exact experience will vary based on the pharmacist, but whatever your story is, be prepared enough to answer the basic questions, and stick with your story.

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:17

Computer Serf: May 14, 2005; Buglord

euphronius posted:

Alternatively we could try other measures to stop the spread of the disease

hmm like two months of coordinated food distribution and standard maintenance on public utilities wouldn�t be hard

but asking the robots of industries to slow down for a few days to rid the world of a contagious disease might offend number market :shrug:

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:19

FUCK COREY PERRY: Apr 19, 2008

kreeningsons posted:

sure are a lot of posts in this thread about something that's over (covid)

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:20

Substandard: Oct 16, 2007; 3rd street for life

Captain Magic posted:

goddamn, just catching up. so if I got the shot in April, two doses of Pfizer, I should be actively searching out some Moderna booster, right? Especially because I’m a teacher.

do you just call CVS and ask which poo poo they have?

The cvs / Walgreens website says what vaccine they have at each store. In my area cvs is Pfizer only and Walgreens is Moderna and Walmart has both, but the websites are good / detailed

Substandard fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Sep 3, 2021

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:20

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

Captain Magic posted:

goddamn, just catching up. so if I got the shot in April, two doses of Pfizer, I should be actively searching out some Moderna booster, right? Especially because I�m a teacher.

do you just call CVS and ask which poo poo they have?

i used walgreens and the registration portal shows what vaccine each branch has. id imagine cvs is similar?

if you want to cross streams, you might have to go with fake name and 4/20/69 DOB

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:20

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Stereotype posted:

one casualty of the pandemic for me is the word and concept of "brunch"

brunch is cool and good to do at home

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:20

Vernii: Dec 7, 2006

mod sassinator posted:

i think we might have hit a 9/11 of death today, waiting for BNO's daily update in a bit to know for sure

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1433604802357960710

labor day weekend awaits!

:unsmigghh:

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:21

VomitOnLino: Jun 13, 2005; Sometimes I get lost.

Shifty Pony posted:

lmao

that gives me the idea, of crushing it and snorting it - I mean covid enters through the nose, right?

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:22

Captain Magic: Apr 4, 2005; Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

mod sassinator posted:

i'd go for either of the mrna shots. just show up at a cvs and say you're immunocompromised, don't elaborate if they ask why.. just go to another store. eventually one won't care and will jab you up.

aight cool, thanks

First of quarantines happened today; of course one of my kids.

Their masks are just permanently down at lunch. What did anyone expect?

Edit: many great pieces of advice, thank you. I�m a terrible liar so I�m going to have to practice this a minute.

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:22

Steve Yun: Aug 7, 2003; I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.; Soiled Meat

Alright fools who�s ready for somewhat good news!

https://www.bbc.com/news/health-58410354

Kings College in the UK ran a study on long covid where they asked a bunch of people to check in regularly about their symptoms

Not only did being vaccinated cut down the risk of infection, but if you had a breakthrough infection, you were half as likely to have long covid after a month! This is contrary to earlier studies that said you were roughly as likely to have long covid as an unvaxxed person if you had a breakthrough

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:23

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

Steve Yun posted:

Alright fools who�s ready for somewhat good news!

https://www.bbc.com/news/health-58410354

Kings College in the UK ran a study on long covid where they asked a bunch of people to check in regularly about their symptoms

Not only did being vaccinated cut down the risk of infection, but if you had a breakthrough infection, you were half as likely to have long covid after a month! This is contrary to earlier studies that said you were roughly as likely to have long covid as an unvaxxed person if you had a breakthrough

yay

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:24

crepeface: Nov 5, 2004; r*p*f*c*

https://twitter.com/10NewsFirstSyd/status/1433614805986779136?s=20probably will hit 2k cases by monday. also 20% of ICU covid patients are vaccinated :magemage:

meanwhile, i'm cautiously optimistic about NZ:

https://twitter.com/covid19nz/status/1433280477121564686?s=20

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:24

Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

deadliest day since yesterday

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:25

VomitOnLino: Jun 13, 2005; Sometimes I get lost.

Captain Magic posted:

Their masks are just permanently down at lunch. What did anyone expect?

Like at what point do we stop giving these ghouls the benefit of the doubt and just realize they're actively trying to kill us?

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:25

nexous: Jan 14, 2003; I just want to be pure

Steve Yun posted:

Alright fools who�s ready for somewhat good news!

https://www.bbc.com/news/health-58410354

Kings College in the UK ran a study on long covid where they asked a bunch of people to check in regularly about their symptoms

Not only did being vaccinated cut down the risk of infection, but if you had a breakthrough infection, you were half as likely to have long covid after a month! This is contrary to earlier studies that said you were roughly as likely to have long covid as an unvaxxed person if you had a breakthrough

hell yeah looking forward to becoming retarded but then they tell me it�s okay cause it lowered the chances

# ? Sep 3, 2021 03:25