[COVID] 1 Million! We did it! :toot: :911:

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fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1433640383674781697?s=20

Any further reminders of how public health has become a cynical gladiator sport would drag down what the directors probably intend �Fauci� to partly be: a recruitment tool to incite young people to go into medical research. With the contemporary politics treated a little bit more as a sour side dish than the main course, and one surviving Act-Upper after another tearfully attesting to how activism and science can complement one another, it�s a documentary that merits a place in classrooms as well as theaters, as a preventative against the virus of cynicism.

# ? Sep 3, 2021 07:24

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# ? May 27, 2024 08:31

McNugget Buddy: Aug 14, 2021; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://news.un.org/en/story/2021/09/1098942

quote:

In its weekly epidemiological update, published on Tuesday, WHO warned it was becoming increasingly prevalent in Colombia and Ecuador, and showed signs of possible resistance to vaccines.

Mu was first identified in Colombia in January 2021, and since then, there have been �sporadic reports� of cases and outbreaks in South America and Europe, WHO said.

While the global prevalence of Mu among sequenced COVID-19 cases is below 0.1%, its prevalence has �consistently increased� in Colombia and Ecuador, where it is now responsible for around 39% and 13% of infections, respectively.

Reports on the variant�s prevalence should be �interpreted with due consideration� given the low sequencing capacity of most countries, the agency said.

That sounds very bad

If it's beating out Delta there, it's going to beat out Delta everywhere

McNugget Buddy fucked around with this message at 07:27 on Sep 3, 2021

# ? Sep 3, 2021 07:24

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

I wonder what person in the world has had covid the most times

# ? Sep 3, 2021 07:25

exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Zeriel posted:

but the proper paperwork needs to be filed

you sound like one of the ivermectin people. no offence.

# ? Sep 3, 2021 07:25

Steely Dad: Jul 29, 2006

Solarin posted:

I wonder what person in the world has had covid the most times

Jair Bolsonaro

# ? Sep 3, 2021 07:26

Steely Dad: Jul 29, 2006

Der Meister posted:

shut the gently caress up bean counters I�m boosted and ready to
go

Feel that fuckin BOOOOOST

# ? Sep 3, 2021 07:27

Zeriel: Nov 6, 2004

exmarx posted:

you sound like one of the ivermectin people. no offence.

# ? Sep 3, 2021 07:28

BeefThief: Aug 8, 2007

Zeriel posted:

/

drat they treating him with curing salt

# ? Sep 3, 2021 07:29

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

is joe rogan dead yet?

# ? Sep 3, 2021 07:30

mazzi Chart Czar: Sep 24, 2005

searched through south dakota on twitter.
Found this about kid rock and unsure if it had been posted .
https://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/1431324774211457026

# ? Sep 3, 2021 07:33

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

Zeriel posted:

/

that is a man who is not having any trouble breathing

# ? Sep 3, 2021 07:34

redreader: Nov 2, 2009; I am the coolest person ever with my pirate chalice. Seriously.; Dinosaur Gum

Casey Finnigan posted:

australia should have an american themed restaurant called yeehaw's fuckhouse where you are allowed to insult berate and assault the staff as much as you like

In South Africa there's a steakhouse called "spur" which is the most popular steakhouse chain in the country, and it's theme is "cowboys and Indians"

# ? Sep 3, 2021 07:35

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

McNugget Buddy posted:

https://news.un.org/en/story/2021/09/1098942

That sounds very bad

quote:
Reports on the variant�s prevalence should be �interpreted with due consideration� given the low sequencing capacity of most countries, the agency said.

If it's beating out Delta there, it's going to beat out Delta everywhere

for some perspective, the Philippines first detected Delta in June 21, 2021

between June 21 to August 31, 2021, we've reported over 600,000 new cases

our official tally of confirmed cases of Delta, in total, as of August 29, was a mere 1,789 cases

you really don't know what's out there

# ? Sep 3, 2021 07:36

Steve Yun: Aug 7, 2003; I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.; Soiled Meat

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Found this about kid rock and unsure if it had been posted .

1) assume anything you post has already been posted

2) post it anyways because not everyone reads every single post

# ? Sep 3, 2021 07:36

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

i read every post, i know everything about the covid19 pandemic

# ? Sep 3, 2021 07:38

mazzi Chart Czar: Sep 24, 2005

Stereotype posted:

i read every post, i know everything about the covid19 pandemic

Oh great post reader,
did I post a post that was already posted.

# ? Sep 3, 2021 07:40

BeefThief: Aug 8, 2007

Who's to say there aren't dozens of vaccine resistant mutants circulating in the US right now. Our sequencing is among the worst in "developed economies"

# ? Sep 3, 2021 07:40

Wolfy: Jul 13, 2009

Stereotype posted:

i read every post, i know everything about the covid19 pandemic

can you tell us what you have learned

# ? Sep 3, 2021 07:41

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Oh great post reader,
did I post a post that was already posted.

you did, but that's okay

# ? Sep 3, 2021 07:41

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

Wolfy posted:

can you tell us what you have learned

covid19 is bad, but don't worry, it's over now

# ? Sep 3, 2021 07:41

Delta-Wye: Sep 29, 2005

Stereotype posted:

covid19 is bad, but don't worry, it's over now

thats great to hear because they ARE OPENING THE loving SCHOOLS :psyduck:

# ? Sep 3, 2021 07:48

Zeriel: Nov 6, 2004

I can't wait for my FDA approved booster shot. I sure hope nobody gets and transmit covid to any of my 80+ year old grandparents who haven't died from the virus before then. Oh well, wouldn't want to break any rules. 3 out of 4 haven't died from covid yet I'm sure they'll be fine.

# ? Sep 3, 2021 07:50

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Delta-Wye posted:

thats great to hear because they ARE OPENING THE loving SCHOOLS

nothing to worry about, kids can't catch covid

and even if kids catch covid, they can't die from it

and even if kids die from covid, you can make new ones

# ? Sep 3, 2021 07:51

Wolfy: Jul 13, 2009

Stereotype posted:

covid19 is bad, but don't worry, it's over now

oh, that's a huge relief

# ? Sep 3, 2021 07:52

Delta-Wye: Sep 29, 2005

mod sassinator posted:

nothing to worry about, kids can't catch covid

and even if kids catch covid, they can't die from it

and even if kids die from covid, you can make new ones

i can't make new ones if its not safe enough to leave the house to get my suck'n'gently caress on :smith:

# ? Sep 3, 2021 07:55

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

mod sassinator posted:

nothing to worry about, kids can't catch covid

and even if kids catch covid, they can't die from it

and even if kids die from covid, you can make new ones

yeah sure dead kids is sad but think about all the alive kids instead

# ? Sep 3, 2021 07:56

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

abloo bloo bloo look at you sobbing big pathetic blubbery tears over your dead child. grow up. don't you know how unlikely that was? and anyway sometimes we need to make sacrifices. don't be selfish

# ? Sep 3, 2021 07:58

Der Meister: May 12, 2001

BeefThief posted:

Who's to say there aren't dozens of vaccine resistant mutants circulating in the US right now. Our sequencing is among the worst in "developed economies"

it�s so prevalent here there is no need lol

# ? Sep 3, 2021 08:00

fosborb: Dec 15, 2006; Chronic Good Poster

Stereotype posted:

yeah sure dead kids is sad but think about all the alive kids instead

imo we should build monuments for those who survived

# ? Sep 3, 2021 08:01

Coldrice: Jan 20, 2006

My covid simulator is coming along

I've added rooms. For the most part your people will stay in their section/office/whatever. rarely one or two people will go else where then come back. Its super fun to watch the outbreak stay contained in a room for a few days then spread

# ? Sep 3, 2021 08:02

Delta-Wye: Sep 29, 2005

Coldrice posted:

My covid simulator is coming along

I've added rooms. For the most part your people will stay in their section/office/whatever. rarely one or two people will go else where then come back. Its super fun to watch the outbreak stay contained in a room for a few days then spread

thats what happens when you work in an office with NO PROTECTION

# ? Sep 3, 2021 08:07

crepeface: Nov 5, 2004; r*p*f*c*

McNugget Buddy posted:

https://news.un.org/en/story/2021/09/1098942

quote:
In its weekly epidemiological update, published on Tuesday, WHO warned it was becoming increasingly prevalent in Colombia and Ecuador, and showed signs of possible resistance to vaccines.

Mu was first identified in Colombia in January 2021, and since then, there have been �sporadic reports� of cases and outbreaks in South America and Europe, WHO said.

While the global prevalence of Mu among sequenced COVID-19 cases is below 0.1%, its prevalence has �consistently increased� in Colombia and Ecuador, where it is now responsible for around 39% and 13% of infections, respectively.

Reports on the variant�s prevalence should be �interpreted with due consideration� given the low sequencing capacity of most countries, the agency said.

That sounds very bad

If it's beating out Delta there, it's going to beat out Delta everywhere

oh you think that's bad? wait till the next variant

# ? Sep 3, 2021 08:13

crepeface: Nov 5, 2004; r*p*f*c*

# ? Sep 3, 2021 08:14

mazzi Chart Czar: Sep 24, 2005

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jemima...sh=2f344f6674c6

Sturgis hosed us again.

Millhouse voice: when are they going to get to the [ventilator] factory

# ? Sep 3, 2021 08:15

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

pillsburysoldier posted:

https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1431435195190812675

# ? Sep 3, 2021 08:20

Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

crepeface posted:

thank you for your service

# ? Sep 3, 2021 08:20

Delta-Wye: Sep 29, 2005

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jemima...sh=2f344f6674c6

Sturgis hosed us again.

Millhouse voice: when are they going to get to the [ventilator] factory

quote:

South Dakota�s daily coronavirus cases have increased 685% from an average of 54 when the rally began on August 6 to 424 as of September 1, according to a tracker run by The New York Times.