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smoobles posted:my theory is Ron Desantis is a doomscroller (like all of us) but with the unique power to create his own content, since he is a governor Ron C-SPAMtis
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Zil posted:Mine had stickers My CVS had stickers, but they misprinted the sheet for my second shot, cutting it off on the left margin, so it says "FIZER" and the lot number. The pharmacist wrote "P" next to it in ballpoint pen. Just counting the days until someone accuses me of forging it. Not that I'm going anywhere else this year anyway. 
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I received an email from our superintendent this afternoon that the Indiana Board of Health changed quarantine policy for schools today. Now, if a student is wearing a mask, they can't be a close contact! For class periods at a time, a student can now sit shoulder to shoulder with Johnny Freedumb who got covid after his obese aunt coughed all over the potato salad fountain at the family reunion and they can't be quarantined. I'm going to start teaching from a plastic bubble like I'm David Vetter.
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Kirk Vikernes posted:I received an email from our superintendent this afternoon that the Indiana Board of Health changed quarantine policy for schools today. Now, if a student is wearing a mask, they can't be a close contact! For class periods at a time, a student can now sit shoulder to shoulder with Johnny Freedumb who got covid after his obese aunt coughed all over the potato salad fountain at the family reunion and they can't be quarantined. Yeesh, PA is making masks in schools mandatory next week but I hope it's not so they can change the definitions like that.
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Sep 3, 2021 00:00
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goddamnedtwisto posted:At least the NHS does an electronic record thing, but I'm willing to bet there's a pharmacist somewhere taking backhanders to squirt the dose into the bin or something - not really a huge amount you can do about that though. If you were smart you'd advertise this on the sly then actually inject them with the vaccine claiming it was saline or something. Win-win!
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Sep 3, 2021 00:16
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I was randomly recommended this Family YouTuber channel, which is pathetic, but then I skipped around wondering what the hell it is and then I saw this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osRlSargQKo&t=423s Now I know why covid will never go away lmao Nobody cares It's just going to circle around and around and mutate until we're all living in The Road
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Sep 3, 2021 01:51
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smoobles posted:my theory is Ron Desantis is a doomscroller (like all of us) but with the unique power to create his own content, since he is a governor It continues to be loving weird that this lovely rear end in a top hat kid I went to Catholic school with is trying to play evil personified or something. 
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Sep 3, 2021 03:09
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Mercí
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Sep 3, 2021 04:56
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My mom said the doctor for the county jail was prescribing Ivermectin to patients -.-
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Sep 3, 2021 05:36
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Squashy posted:My mom said the doctor for the county jail was prescribing Ivermectin to patients -.- Uhh isn't that kinda like directly harming and maybe even killing of the inmates?
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Sep 3, 2021 05:40
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Zil posted:Uhh isn't that kinda like directly harming and maybe even killing of the inmates?
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Sep 3, 2021 05:42
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Zugzwang posted:Buddy, I have some bad news for you about how America views and treats prisoners. Oh I know that, this just seems more overt than normal.
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Sep 3, 2021 05:44
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Zugzwang posted:Buddy, I have some bad news for you about how America views and treats prisoners. our prison system has fantastic healthcare. People come out of it in way better health than they go in - just look at Mr. Cosby.
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Sep 3, 2021 05:47
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:what is Ron DeSantis' problem? Like, I don't even get it. People are just dying all over and... I don't even get it. Like, OK I know why Hitler and Stalin and Pol Pot and Mao and Suharto killed millions of people. It was bad, but I know why they did it and what they were trying to do. I don't even understand this whole angle of, like, letting everyone get sick and die to prove that there is no problem? What are you trying to do? DeSantis is basically my dad, so I feel like I can describe what his problem is. People like this are huge narcist assholes who will never, ever admit to being wrong. They feel like they are special boy leader types so everything they think is automatically correct. Always double down, no matter the facts in your face. If the facts seem insurmountable, call them liberal bias and you can magically handwave them away.
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Zil posted:Uhh isn't that kinda like directly harming and maybe even killing of the inmates? That was my response. She works for the county government as a clerk so she sees all the checks and invoices. She's probably the only person who didn't vote for Trump in her whole building. My home county is right across the state border from MTG's district
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Sep 3, 2021 06:45
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Zil posted:Oh I know that, this just seems more overt than normal. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stateville_Penitentiary_Malaria_Study
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Sep 3, 2021 06:56
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smoobles posted:my theory is Ron Desantis is a doomscroller (like all of us) but with the unique power to create his own content, since he is a governor This is the worst Shyamalan script synopsis I've ever read
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Sep 3, 2021 07:05
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cave syndrome
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Sep 3, 2021 07:15
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Involuntary Sparkle posted:It continues to be loving weird that this lovely rear end in a top hat kid I went to Catholic school with is trying to play evil personified or something. I would like to know more.
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Sep 3, 2021 07:28
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Mne nravitsya posted:Holy hell! This stuff sounds amazing if I ever lose a few limbs and end up on the spectrum. Sawbones podcast on Jilly Juice. https://maximumfun.org/episodes/sawbones/sawbones-jilly-juice/ Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 07:33 on Sep 3, 2021 |
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Sep 3, 2021 07:28
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JonathonSpectre posted:You know that post where "n-word-stomper58" talks about his mental illness and how they would just randomly think these catchphrases and they started bleeding over into their real life? same. I started laughing about the ligma thing ago. so I was petting this little dog and it was scared of my hand because I guess the hand was too big. but I thought she wanted to lick. so I stick out my pinky finger and I say ligma and sure enough she goes ahead and licks. so I'm licking her with my pretend tongue using my pinky finger. it's great but now that dogs name in my brain is basically tiny ligma. it's taking over my brain like a religion or culture or something. today a bunch of poo poo pissed me off so I told them all ligma and snoked a bowl
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Sep 3, 2021 07:32
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:It's like a Mr Bean sketch where he does something dumb because he's a thoughtless moron and then gets super embarrassed over the idea that other people will notice so he gets into weirder and weirder situations trying to cover it up and pretend that everything is normal and fine liking this metaphor and I'm stealing it without attribution. cats off to ya!
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Sep 3, 2021 07:37
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Nice to see were shipping off unused vaccines to some of the poorer countries that haven't managed to handle covid so well.
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Sep 3, 2021 09:58
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I have a feeling MSNBC is about to get their doors kicked in by Jacksonville SWAT
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Sep 3, 2021 12:47
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smoobles posted:my theory is Ron Desantis is a doomscroller (like all of us) but with the unique power to create his own content, since he is a governor You don't need theories, Ron DeSantis is a True Believer in whatever fox says today
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Sep 3, 2021 13:06
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Nice to see were shipping off unused vaccines to some of the poorer countries that haven't managed to handle covid so well. Why, did the vaccines steal a loaf of bread to feed a hungry child?
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Sep 3, 2021 13:51
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Rexxed posted:He's gonna run for president at some point. Going back a bit, but I agree that this plays a major role, if not the biggest role in DeSantis's policy decisions. He has his eyes on the White House, and I think for a while the narrative had been that Florida had been able to do relatively well throughout the pandemic despite not having many of the restrictive anti-"muh freedom" policies of those dirty blue states. However, it's pretty hard to keep that narrative going when disease is clearly just ravaging the absolute hell out of the state.
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Sep 3, 2021 14:53
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My vaccine card is hand written in chicken scratch. But im on the mark of the beast list so hell yeah.
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Sep 3, 2021 15:04
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I'm gonna speed run the local drug stores and get a bunch of covid vaccines so I can fight the virus like a Mortal Kombat character.
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Sep 3, 2021 15:29
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All of the people with presidential ambitions are the same on Covid. This includes Desantis, Abbott, Cruz and Hawley. They are sticking with the most ridiculously hard line crap because they can’t deviate from the Trump line. Notice that only Trump himself could even try to back off the anti vaccine line and he himself had to back off the attempt. Trump’s supporters even deny that he got the vaccine even after he said it directly to them.
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the typical reaction to a presidential candidate is their opposite party getting voted into control of congress two years later, team red candidates will run against team blue by whatever means necessary so by this text me next year we should all be dead
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Sep 3, 2021 16:08
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I hope when I'm dead, Elon Musk will reanimate my corpse and make my zombie millennial rear end into a human crash test dummy.
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Sep 3, 2021 16:43
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Every modern US president murdered tons of foreigners for no good reason, so I guess it’s not that weird that candidates for the job now have to murder tons of their own people just to qualify.
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If anyone's bored hearing about all this talk about delta delta delta delta all the time then you're in luck, there's a new variant of interest from Colombia called the Mu variant. It's not making much of a dent in the US so far but it's apparently managing to get around:quote:All but three states in the U.S.—Nebraska, Vermont and South Dakota—have had reported cases of the Mu variant, according to Outbreak.info, an open source database from Scripps Research. It has been most prevalent in Alaska, where it accounted for about 4 percent of nearly 4,000 samples. It's got some concerning mutations quote:Mu — also known by scientists as B.1.621 — was added to the WHO’s list of variants “of interest” on Monday, the international health organization said in its weekly Covid epidemiological report published late Tuesday. Fauci is already pouring cold water on the Mu panic but the phrase "isn't an immediate threat" is some pretty wishy washy language https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1433517116062306304 Up until recently the gamma (P1) variant had been the main variant found in sequenced cases in Colombia but Mu recently overtook it, but the delta variant has also only just surfaced in Colombia recently so we'll have to wait and see how they compete against each other. If Delta manages to outcompete it then Mu might end up being a nothingburger. 
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Zwabu posted:All of the people with presidential ambitions are the same on Covid. This includes Desantis, Abbott, Cruz and Hawley. They are sticking with the most ridiculously hard line crap because they can’t deviate from the Trump line. Notice that only Trump himself could even try to back off the anti vaccine line and he himself had to back off the attempt. Trump’s supporters even deny that he got the vaccine even after he said it directly to them. Insert "me reaping/me sowing" quote here. Here's hoping that one of the upshots to this whole poo poo show is at least some level of meaningful damage to the right wing death cult party.
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Sep 3, 2021 19:23
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gently caress Ron Desantis. If I were to ever see him I'd deck him and take the jail time.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:
What's he supposed to say? "Mu will kill your family and blind you so it's the last thing you see, Zedekiah style?"
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Sep 3, 2021 20:31
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I got some good news today. The CEO of my big tech company just sent us all an email saying they're making vaccination mandatory. Anyone not fully vaccinated by Nov. 15 gets terminated.
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Azathoth Prime posted:I got some good news today. The CEO of my big tech company just sent us all an email saying they're making vaccination mandatory. Anyone not fully vaccinated by Nov. 15 gets terminated. Any chance you can regale us with stories of those who are fighting against it? With names and identifying info redacted, of course 
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Do Americans get anything else other than a little card to say they're vaccinated? Seems easy to lose, we get an electronic certificate in a national register that we can access through a phone/computer. Shocking government control of my data I know, but I guess someone needs a database to show who's vaccinated. Although it wouldn't surprise me at all that you get nothing either.
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