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Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

it's no El Coyote but they look ok

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Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

Thoatse posted:

i'm not looking forward to the day where i accidentally say i love you when ending a work call

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8zNsUTWsOc

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Aardvark! posted:

i say bye bye on work calls all day long



Ben Nerevarine posted:

saying bye bye makes you a cutiepie, employers love cutiepies

Thank you, this is good info. I think it's sticking in my mind because while the last guy talking was wrapping up i wasn't paying attention to anything he was saying but just thinking "say goodbye normally" and then that made me think of the venture brothers thing where somebody says "bye bye" to end a phone call and somebody observing is like "bye bye? What the hell?" And they say "well he said it first" so naturally i said bye bye

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Harton posted:

none of them losers play bass

can any of them play a tuba that's basically bass

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

lmao

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Bing bong bye bye baby

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

bleeding kansas posted:

donnuld trunn is going to have to make a case against abortions on a stage in front of cameras for all of us

the trump kids ought to be pretty used to it

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


The guy who’s been covering for John Pierce’s 1/6 clients, Ryan Marshall, is himself in legal trouble because he used his position as a law clerk to falsify documents so he could steal from an old lady. Whoops!

https://www.wtae.com/article/fayette-county-grand-jury-investigation/33596195

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


lmfao

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r6vnSR0wbI

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Hatebag posted:

Thank you, this is good info. I think it's sticking in my mind because while the last guy talking was wrapping up i wasn't paying attention to anything he was saying but just thinking "say goodbye normally" and then that made me think of the venture brothers thing where somebody says "bye bye" to end a phone call and somebody observing is like "bye bye? What the hell?" And they say "well he said it first" so naturally i said bye bye

yeah well I was leaving the animal hospital this morning after talking to the ultrasound tech on the phone from my car and they wished me a safe drive home and I said "you too" so I think you're doing just fine

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

Ben Nerevarine posted:

yeah well I was leaving the animal hospital this morning after talking to the ultrasound tech on the phone from my car and they wished me a safe drive home and I said "you too" so I think you're doing just fine

Condolences

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Thoatse posted:

i don't like when they do that thing where they puke their spine up to cool down or yawn or whatever

:birddrugs:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Ben Nerevarine posted:

yeah well I was leaving the animal hospital this morning after talking to the ultrasound tech on the phone from my car and they wished me a safe drive home and I said "you too" so I think you're doing just fine

call them back and tell them you actually meant to say you hope they have a car accident

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Ben Nerevarine posted:

yeah well I was leaving the animal hospital this morning after talking to the ultrasound tech on the phone from my car and they wished me a safe drive home and I said "you too" so I think you're doing just fine

gonna take a long time to recover from that gaffe

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

does Mike judge know he made a documentary

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
modern American life is about eating poo poo all day every day. if you’re having trouble, the solution’s simple: eat more poo poo, and smile about it

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Ben Nerevarine posted:

yeah well I was leaving the animal hospital this morning after talking to the ultrasound tech on the phone from my car and they wished me a safe drive home and I said "you too" so I think you're doing just fine

Well they'll probably leave the office eventually so that seems fine

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1433912777245138946

:yeshaha:

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

ArmZ posted:

does Mike judge know he made a documentary

maybe he's actually Arf :prepop:

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/HelloCullen/status/1433912940361515010

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Ben Nerevarine posted:

modern American life is about eating poo poo all day every day. if you’re having trouble, the solution’s simple: eat more poo poo, and smile about it

i just ate a plate of something labeled on the bag as "Wyngz"

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING


ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Wrex Ruckus posted:

maybe he's actually Arf :prepop:

woah

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.






https://i.imgur.com/GqzhgXF.mp4

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!

covid has never seen lightning fast jabs like this, uh, lou holtz

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

wet_goods
Jun 21, 2004

I'M BAAD!

God what a loving loser, now please post a coffin picture with a waifu pillow or something

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
https://www.insider.com/oklahomas-emergency-rooms-are-clogged-with-people-overdosing-on-ivermectin-2021-9

quote:

Oklahoma's ERs are so backed up with people overdosing on ivermectin that gunshot victims are having to wait to be treated, a doctor says

lol

lmao

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Qurnah posted:


lol

lmao

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Bad news friends.

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1433890541465448450?t=8iRqF3djEiVIrbv4PCJKDA&s=19

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
got a couple grams of weed and a large bag of funyuns

long weekend time

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

lol rich people don’t work and will keep buying that garbage

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





tenderjerk posted:

covid has never seen lightning fast jabs like this, uh, lou holtz

I'm so glad Dan Quinn is back at it and is in a facility that can care for his special Dan Quinn needs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBHM10gAQNE

I dunno something about him being fed and reasonably healthy and still ramblin about fuckin stevia and the violin method makes me pleased, like god's in his heaven and Dan's on his poo poo and if only for a moment all is right with the world :goleft:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Plinkey posted:

got a couple grams of weed and a large bag of funyuns

long weekend time

funyuns man. funyuns.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

tested neigh-gative

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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

drat, that's freaking epic

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