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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I come bearing terrible news

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1433890541465448450

The ivermectin crew are going to be SUPER happy with this bullet proof evidence that horsepaste works!!!!!! (He also took monoclonal antibodies but they'll ignore that part)

This is exactly what I thought would happen. And now he's just emboldened those loving morons.


edit: This basically

https://twitter.com/bbrewerstandup/status/1433905419873882115

Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Sep 4, 2021

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Zil posted:

Oh no, the chuds are going to double down on the :horsedrugs: whatever will we do?

I don't know about you but I'll be regularly checking this twitter feed which is amassing a huge collection of "How it started / How it ended" stories about anti-vaxxers who hosed around and found out

https://twitter.com/debdrens/status/1433744540876300295

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme
I love that the main scientific proponent of ivermectin has the staggering credentials of taking over 10 years to get his biology PhD and then teaching at a school with a 98% acceptance rate

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Zugzwang posted:

I love that the main scientific proponent of ivermectin has the staggering credentials of taking over 10 years to get his biology PhD and then teaching at a school with a 98% acceptance rate

It only took me 5 years to get a mol bio PhD so I guess I'm twice as qualified. I'm here to tell you not to eat the delicious horse paste

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Failed Imagineer posted:

It only took me 5 years to get a mol bio PhD so I guess I'm twice as qualified. I'm here to tell you not to eat the delicious horse paste

If God didn't want us to eat horse paste he wouldn't have made it apple flavored

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Look man when the fear factor guy tells you to eat something weird you just do it, no questions asked.

Gordon Shumway
Jan 21, 2008

In response to the Rogan thing, didn't Alex Jones just inject or ingest ivermectin on camera to prove nothing bad will happen? It's like when Boris Johnson wanted to be injected with covid on live TV to prove it was no worse than the flu, only these people don't have anyone sensible advising them against it.

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
Didn't he take the human variant? That one's safe (but useless), at least if you don't stuff the whole package down your gullet.

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme

ymgve posted:

Didn't he take the human variant? That one's safe (but useless), at least if you don't stuff the whole package down your gullet.
The human version is dispensed as tablets (of human-sized doses) IIRC, whereas the horse version is a big toothpaste tube. The latter of which doesn’t lend itself well to the “more is better” mentality that’s common in America.

Plus, I don’t know if the body weight-adjusted dosage is even the same for horses and humans. It’s not like our metabolisms are the same.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



There’s bacon made for humans and bacon made for dogs, and never once have I thought ‘looks like I’m out of my bacon, so I’ll just eat the stuff I get for the dog’.

Buckwheat Sings
Feb 9, 2005

EL BROMANCE posted:

There’s bacon made for humans and bacon made for dogs, and never once have I thought ‘looks like I’m out of my bacon, so I’ll just eat the stuff I get for the dog’.

If you loved America you would've you communist.

Seriously though if rightwing radio said dog bacon cured cancer then that's what people would eat.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

EL BROMANCE posted:

There’s bacon made for humans and bacon made for dogs, and never once have I thought ‘looks like I’m out of my bacon, so I’ll just eat the stuff I get for the dog’.

For Christmas one year, I got my dog a bottle of bacon-flavored gravy for dog food. I opened it up and peeled off the foil covering over the mouth and got some on my finger. Before I even thought about it, I licked my finger clean and BOY was that a big mistake.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




conservatives buying up all the beggin strips to eat after a major pork brand's PR person tweets a bland statement about black lives mattering sounds extremely plausible

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
The advertising was very clear about the fact that IIIIT'S BACONNNNNNNN!!!

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Cat biscuits on the other hand are surprisingly savoury.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://twitter.com/CTULocal1/status/1433939525756198912
https://twitter.com/CTULocal1/status/1433942971729256453

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme
:science: says open the schools

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


Milk bones used to be my jam as a kid

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Zugzwang posted:

The human version is dispensed as tablets (of human-sized doses) IIRC, whereas the horse version is a big toothpaste tube. The latter of which doesn’t lend itself well to the “more is better” mentality that’s common in America.

Plus, I don’t know if the body weight-adjusted dosage is even the same for horses and humans. It’s not like our metabolisms are the same.

I am not very good at mathematics, but I have discovered that compared to the general population I am a goddamn mathematical genius because I can work out percentage values and such without too much difficulty. I mean, these really really aren't hard but a terrifyingly large proportion of the population can't even do that, and can't even imagine being able to do so. And I amn't even in the US, so.... Yeah youse are hosed.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Gordon Shumway posted:

In response to the Rogan thing, didn't Alex Jones just inject or ingest ivermectin on camera to prove nothing bad will happen? It's like when Boris Johnson wanted to be injected with covid on live TV to prove it was no worse than the flu, only these people don't have anyone sensible advising them against it.

It was crazy that as bad as the uk hosed up the covid response it would have been so much worse if the stupid gently caress hadn't caught it early on and nearly died. It aged him by at least ten years.

Gynovore
Jun 17, 2009

Forget your RoboCoX or your StickyCoX or your EvilCoX, MY CoX has Blinking Bewbs!

WHY IS THIS GAME DEAD?!

You'd think that the people at a STEM school would be a bit smarter than the average... nope!

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
If we lost Republican Politicians at the same rate we lose Florida educators we would be pulling ahead.

Gynovore
Jun 17, 2009

Forget your RoboCoX or your StickyCoX or your EvilCoX, MY CoX has Blinking Bewbs!

WHY IS THIS GAME DEAD?!

Zil posted:

Oh no, the chuds are going to double down on the :horsedrugs: whatever will we do?

Laugh? A lot?

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Gynovore posted:

You'd think that the people at a STEM school would be a bit smarter than the average... nope!

I would??

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

Pookah posted:

I am not very good at mathematics, but I have discovered that compared to the general population I am a goddamn mathematical genius because I can work out percentage values and such without too much difficulty. I mean, these really really aren't hard but a terrifyingly large proportion of the population can't even do that, and can't even imagine being able to do so. And I amn't even in the US, so.... Yeah youse are hosed.

i'll have you know I'm in the one percentile for intelligence

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Just imagine what the horsepaste chuggers will be drinking/swallowing/injecting/rubbing into their armpits 12 months from now. Horse dewormer and fish tank cleaner were dumb as hell but you just know the craziest poo poo is still over the horizon

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
The best part about horse paste is that there will be a long tail of it killing chuds for decades, the same way you see people dying of the flu taking megadoses of vitamin c even 20 years after Linus Pauling became worm food

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Leaded gas. It'll be like smoking weed and listening to Phish, but huffing gas and watching Fox News.

If it was good enough for our parents, s'good enough for me!

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

In an extremely Sesame Street The Count voice: "Ivermectin? I vould rather not! Ah ah ah!"

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

Do a lot of countries have a significant anti-vax movement? Or is that a US thing primarily?

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

Hellblazer187 posted:

Do a lot of countries have a significant anti-vax movement? Or is that a US thing primarily?

The UK started it! It wasn't me, mom!

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

Hellblazer187 posted:

Do a lot of countries have a significant anti-vax movement? Or is that a US thing primarily?

Depends on what you consider significant, but the sentiment is everywhere. Social media is the biggest driver of COVID brainworms at this point.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Apparently the latest trend in getting around vaxx mandates is to refuse the vaxx and just pretend you still work there???? "I haven't been fired, how dare you ask me to leave!"

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7003489711818067206

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

Crackbone posted:

Depends on what you consider significant, but the sentiment is everywhere. Social media is the biggest driver of COVID brainworms at this point.

I dunno what would be significant. 20% of the population? Enough to make herd immunity impossible via vaccination alone, I guess.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Apparently the latest trend in getting around vaxx mandates is to refuse the vaxx and just pretend you still work there???? "I haven't been fired, how dare you ask me to leave!"

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7003489711818067206

Infuriating. Needs to be punched in the face.

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Apparently the latest trend in getting around vaxx mandates is to refuse the vaxx and just pretend you still work there???? "I haven't been fired, how dare you ask me to leave!"

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7003489711818067206

Lol this rules. Thread voted :five:

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



The Bowling Green Massacre is real and it’s my friend.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
#torah#church

What the hell?


e. vvv gently caress yeah. Cut them down.

phasmid fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Sep 4, 2021

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

EL BROMANCE posted:

The Bowling Green Massacre is real and it’s my friend.

It turns out that the 'massacre' this time around was about 5% of their employees, who were immediately replaced with vaxxed staff. :v:

quote:

The hospital released a statement saying the following:

“Med Center Health stands by our decision requiring staff to be vaccinated against COVID-19. We remain focused on the health and safety of our patients, staff, and community.

Since our vaccine requirements were announced in late July, approximately 1,000 Med Center Health staff members have chosen to be vaccinated raising our number of vaccinated staff to over 3,500. Med Center Health has now reached 100% compliance with our COVID-19 vaccine requirements.

180 staff members were terminated due to our vaccine requirement; however, at the same time, we have welcomed 178 new, vaccinated team members who have or will be joining us within the next week.

“We are very proud of our employees and physicians who are setting such a strong example for our community by choosing to be vaccinated. We encourage the community to follow the example of our healthcare team and get vaccinated for COVID-19.

“We will continue to do our very best to care for the communities we serve.”

https://www.wnky.com/protest-held-to-support-choice-of-vaccination-after-former-employees-escorted-from-med-center-health-premises/

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QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

OgNar posted:

If we lost Republican Politicians at the same rate we lose Florida educators we would be pulling ahead.

All of the Republican politicians got vaccinated as soon as they could, they were in the same wave of early vaccination as first responders

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