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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


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RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!


thanks

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

CitizenKain posted:

A IHOP where I used to live was turned into an urgent care. You can still see the baked in letters on the side.

Don't worry; we're taking you to the IHOPsital!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



International hospital of pancakes

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

this is what ivermectin does to your body

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
those poor horses

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook

flavor.flv posted:

Every single RealDoll™ is made to order, by hand. The founder of the company was a special effects artist who specialized in making realistic human puppets and makeup applications, and he was apparently so good at making believable looking and feeling skin that every other guy who saw his work tried to commission a gently caress doll and eventually he said yes

He set the price at what he thought was a completely unreasonable figure, but the client agreed to it and that was the start of his second career

I'm not saying you're wrong but...I'm having a real hard time believing that production silicon or tpe anything is made without molds

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


Australia: 131114
Canada: 18662773553
Germany: 08001810771
India: 8888817666
Japan: 810352869090
Russia: 0078202577577
UK: 08457909090
US: 1-800-273-8255

I need a large pepperoni, STAT!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


I like the absolutely gargantuan droopy titty torsos at the back.

With uh... fist sized nips on?

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

It's the disproportionately large but realistic human eyes on the horse face that get me, for some reason.

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.
Yeah imagining that thing ambulatory is hitting the "must kill" response pretty strongly.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

mds2 posted:

I need a large pepperoni, STAT!

Or a loan

https://www.theonion.com/you-can-tell-area-bank-used-to-be-a-pizza-hut-1819586837

Fools Infinite
Mar 21, 2006
Journeyman

I didn't know Ludwig the holy blade was getting his own prequel.

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.

http://notfoolinganybody.com

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/miblogestublog/status/1309667056334385153

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011


That's racist. He's Argentinian.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!


Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005


flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




For the confused: il Papa = the Pope, el Papa = the Potato

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004









FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

related to both of the last two posts:

años = years
anos = butthole


which allegedly caused a lot of laughter when the CIA tried to airdrop pamphlets of the Gettysburg Address on Cuba and forgot the little squiggly line on the n making it sound like Lincoln was saying "four score and seven sphincters ago"

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!




Oh but there are downsides
/

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Frankly he's turning into the wrong end of the horse.

Roundabout
Oct 31, 2006
It's Crumbelievable!

He's a little late for showing his enthusiasm for Sorry to Bother You.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.




`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost

FreudianSlippers posted:

related to both of the last two posts:

años = years
anos = butthole


which allegedly caused a lot of laughter when the CIA tried to airdrop pamphlets of the Gettysburg Address on Cuba and forgot the little squiggly line on the n making it sound like Lincoln was saying "four score and seven sphincters ago"

Well of course the CIA screwed up the air drop of the Gettysburg Address pamphlets into Cuba. There 'twernt no CIA at the time. Nor airplanes. Nor a Cuba.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

BigHead posted:

Well of course the CIA screwed up the air drop of the Gettysburg Address pamphlets into Cuba. There 'twernt no CIA at the time. Nor airplanes. Nor a Cuba.

Who said it was airplanes?

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


Haha thanks for this, the thread has some more that are funny



Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Lmao at the triple nut bar

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Putting offal in hotpot isn't uncommon. I don't get it.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Yeah that ones not a mistranslation

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

flavor.flv posted:

Yeah that ones not a mistranslation



lovely noodles eh?

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Hey, they're high in collagen and zero carbs

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Tripe in hotpot is fantastic, it flash cooks and has great texture while you wait for other things to finish cooking.

drat Im hungry now

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBR-qYutOEs

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BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



flavor.flv posted:

Yeah that ones not a mistranslation



Ivermectin does weird things to your digestive tract

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