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Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I like the deep sea, have transparent skin, and scream wildly when my personal space is invaded, works.

What IS your av?

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Count Uvula
Dec 20, 2011

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It's a ghost leviathan.

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011









stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Captain Hygiene posted:

May I remind you that everyone is their profile pic
oh cool i can get ivermectin no problem!

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Tree Bucket posted:

What IS your av?

And you're my favourite bird!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
I'm a five-year-old otter who tries his best.

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔
Imagine looking like your avatar

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Simply Simon posted:

Imagine looking like your avatar

Yah

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!
I mean, emotionally and in terms of life milestones? Sure!

thetoughestbean
Apr 27, 2013

Keep On Shroomin






Feeling very called out by these

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe
Let me tell ya, Mrs Sunshine got really disappointed when I turned from S&M Freddie Mercury to a Lunt overnight.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Simply Simon posted:

Imagine looking like your avatar

...

Aw, man.

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

Simply Simon posted:

Imagine looking like your avatar

Can I be my gang tag instead?

nonathlon
Jul 9, 2004
And yet, somehow, now it's my fault ...
It's real weird, seeing the thing that would turn into Achewood and the thing the PFSC turned into.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
But I don’t have an av…

:negative:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Toilet paper :ssh:

Koburn
Oct 8, 2004

FIND THE JUDGE CHILD OR YOUR CITY DIES
Grimey Drawer
Idgi

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

There were shortages of many consumer goods, like toilet paper, in Eastern Bloc countries. Often you wouldn't be able to buy it, unless you knew a guy. Toilet paper also wasn't initially sold in rolls, but in squares, like napkins.

The joke is that she has to debase herself just to get some toilet paper, and in exchange for a kiss the dude brings it from the staff toilet room.

There's a classic Soviet skit on the topic of getting 'deficit' items.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS1vA4s1Jjk

The premise is that a famous Soviet illusionist talks about an international magic competition, where he is both a competitor and a judge. Illusionists from different countries attempt to produce something from a regular empty box without preparations, and fail, but he manages to produce several bog rolls by knocking on it and saying 'I'm from Boris Sergeyevich'.

Paladinus has a new favorite as of 19:06 on Sep 5, 2021

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

there is no toilet paper in stock and Jucicka is desperate so she smooches/whispers naughty things to??? the clerk and he gives her some from his own employee bathroom

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



It's a joke that seems very much of the times, and also maybe of 2020

Come And See
Sep 15, 2008

We're all awash in a sea of blood, and the least we can do is wave to each other.



See? This comic can be optimistic!

This and one other are my favourite PFSC.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

She whispers "I intend to wipe my rear end with them" and the grocer immediately complies.

Mr.Chill
Aug 29, 2006

Simply Simon posted:

Imagine looking like your avatar

A pretty good likeness, actually.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Ghost Leviathan posted:

And you're my favourite bird!

Daww. It's the angry tiny white eyebrows that make it

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Captain Hygiene posted:

May I remind you that everyone is their profile pic

:hai:

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


I doubt I'd be as organized and effective in arguing in favor of anime tiddies, honestly

Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
sanitize your lovebot
between users :roboluv:

Disco Pope posted:

I mean, emotionally and in terms of life milestones? Sure!

Hell yea!

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Hygiene posted:

May I remind you that everyone is their profile pic

trans rights are human rights boyo! now hit me!

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005


Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Captain Hygiene posted:

May I remind you that everyone is their profile pic

those teenagers killed themselves, honest

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

I am once again asking for my bottle

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Here's some Clementine to chase those blues away




I've been to the circus and yet I've never seen a clown car, unless you count this thread

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Captain Hygiene posted:

May I remind you that everyone is their profile pic

I'm constantly doing Blanka electric arcs and roasting big Monster Hunter slabs of meat!

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Hitmen for Destiny #103: In which a zombie shop is visited



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Hitmen for Destiny #104: In which hypothetical situations are discussed



Bodycount: 71
+zombie shop clerk
+5 zombies

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

some plague rats posted:

Here's some Clementine to chase those blues away




I've been to the circus and yet I've never seen a clown car, unless you count this thread

I've only ever been to the Great Moscow Circus and there was very little clown car and quite a lot of horse poo poo. (Never get front row seats in a circus with horses.)

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos
Marie & The Adventurer's League


Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges



RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

I am really enjoying softies

also tredlocity

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Simply Simon posted:

Imagine looking like your avatar

I wish I was so handsome

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Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


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