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Mr. Funny Pants
Apr 9, 2001

habeasdorkus posted:

Don't forget "Liz Warren hosed this mid-20's marine so hard she broke him."

Mr. Funny Pants posted:

He has attempted numerous laughably bad news frauds, including that Elizabeth Warren had an affair with a Marine

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Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012


Her response was a shout out to Houston, her alma mater (Go Cougars!), And it was the funniest she has ever been.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Jacob Wohl constantly self-owns himself that I was never sure how he could keep it going. Absolutely no one took him seriously.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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Bird in a Blender posted:

Jacob Wohl constantly self-owns himself that I was never sure how he could keep it going. Absolutely no one took him seriously.
I can’t imagine people not believing the guy who spent an entire ‘press conference’ with his partner in crime who had his fly down the entire time

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Good morning! It's Key, Jay and, Z hosted by Greg, Paul and Kenneth!

Coming up next, it's Greeny, brought to you by Claire and Ben.

Now we throw it to Bart and Hahn, here are your hosts Bill and Phil.

And now we're headed to the Max Kellerman Show, with our hosts Chris del Chris and Carpiss Bunson.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Be sure to pay a monthly fee for our programs where you don't know who will be there and neither do we! This is ESPN PLUS.

Should have just paid Le Batard and let them go from eight til two.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Chief McHeath posted:

Should have just paid Le Batard and let them go from eight til two.

I mean, I’m pretty sure LeBatard commented on that on the show when their third hour was cut (with Stugotz angling to join in with Greeny whether they want it or not). And yet ESPN has pushed forward with the homogenous lineup.

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/1434292401162657797

:laffo:

someone who is totally a longtime viewer of all Jon's content I see, they'll be missed

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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Chief McHeath posted:

Good morning! It's Key, Jay and, Z hosted by Greg, Paul and Kenneth!

Coming up next, it's Greeny, brought to you by Claire and Ben.

Now we throw it to Bart and Hahn, here are your hosts Bill and Phil.

And now we're headed to the Max Kellerman Show, with our hosts Chris del Chris and Carpiss Bunson.
I think ESPN finally realized that nobody's really listening to sports talk radio, it's just on in the background, so they can just pay whoever

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

FlamingLiberal posted:

I can’t imagine people not believing the guy who spent an entire ‘press conference’ with his partner in crime who had his fly down the entire time

his partner in crime (Jack Burkman) was one of the major Seth rich conspiracists and got shot in the butt twice while fleeing from a hotel parking garage carrying a traffic cone and his dog


the person who shot him was a guy he had partnered with to investigate seth rich and got mad that Burkman double crossed him

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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Perfect.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

No Safe Word posted:

https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/1434292401162657797

:laffo:

someone who is totally a longtime viewer of all Jon's content I see, they'll be missed

This guy prolly loved the post draft analysis Bois did of that undrafted guy Jesus of Nazareth. It's always about trying to stamp out political ideas before those other people start gettin' ideas! :rolleyes:

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Here's the SC scorigami segment. Before you ask, no I do not know why they chose to film Jon's interview in a decommissioned torture room.

https://twitter.com/minakimes/status/1434554832573009921

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


i think it is weird they interviewed him and the twitter bot guy but also had actors doing weird reenactments of them, but it was funny that the only NFL person who had any idea what they were talking about was pete carroll

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


"We're playing the saddest form of blackjack, where you can't win anything" is a great line lol

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

R.D. Mangles posted:

i think it is weird they interviewed him and the twitter bot guy but also had actors doing weird reenactments of them, but it was funny that the only NFL person who had any idea what they were talking about was pete carroll

It's the intersection of Carroll's love of analytics and internet personalities!

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Wonder if anyone has scoured college and high school records and found any scorigamis in the elusive 1 column? Seems like some eccentric high school coach somewhere could’ve taken the 1-pt PAT safety when he’s pitching a shutout just for the novelty of it.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Speaking of Seattle sports fixtures, some ugly stuff coming public in the sports radio scene.

https://www.thenewstribune.com/sports/article254029313.html

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

shirts and skins posted:

Speaking of Seattle sports fixtures, some ugly stuff coming public in the sports radio scene.

https://www.thenewstribune.com/sports/article254029313.html

Just read that, didn't realize what a piece of poo poo Mike Salk was!

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Yeah once you're both on-air talent AND program director, the temptation to power trip gets pretty strong. I've seen it happen a lot.

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

I like Joe Posnanski's writing, but I don't know if I 60 bucks a year like it though.

PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George
Defector is coming up on their first anniversary. They had around 40,000 subscribers, which generated most of their $3.2 million in revenue. Little over half of that covered salary and benefits for their full time folks. Now the fun part for them is to see how many folks re-up / forget to cancel the auto-pay for year 2.

https://defector.com/one-year-of-defector/

Also, they're starting a tip-jar, the money goes to subscriptions for folks who can't afford one on their own.

https://defector.com/tip-jar-subscriptions/

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Amanda Mull has a fabulous piece in The Atlantic about how F1 is attracting new fans from the states at a time when overall viewership (and participation) is falling

quote:

I feel conflicted about these things—and other Drive to Survive converts I spoke with described their new obsession as, at best, problematic. But I also find F1 a refreshing change from American sports, which for all their lofty self-descriptions fare at least as poorly under the microscope. The NFL, for example, just spent a season marketing itself as an opponent of racism while defending in court its use of “race norming,” which assumes that Black players naturally have lower cognitive abilities than their white counterparts, and therefore should be paid less when football harms their brains. (The league announced in June that it will eliminate the norms but continued to deny they were discriminatory.) The difference is that Formula 1 assumes you’re smart enough to understand that nothing involving this much money is likely to be morally sound.

Pvt. Public
Sep 9, 2004

I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds.
DTS really has been an incredible boon for F1 and I've encountered so many new fans (that otherwise eschew sports entirely), all thanks to the series. If anything, it shows just how deep Netflix's reach really is.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Pvt. Public posted:

DTS really has been an incredible boon for F1 and I've encountered so many new fans (that otherwise eschew sports entirely), all thanks to the series. If anything, it shows just how deep Netflix's reach really is.

DTS is a great introduction to F1, then becomes the worst show ever once you actually start caring about and following F1.

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
Normally i wouldn’t care much but this is particularly funny given that Bill Simmons is obsessed with 35 year old movies and loves to just rehash them over and over.

There was a minor dust up because he was very dismissive of one of the tent poles of the year and you know, the way he said it. I guess they even took the ad read down.

https://twitter.com/irvindzhang/status/1434898477910147073?s=21

https://twitter.com/mariovrossi/status/1434932826944704521?s=21

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
There’s like a zillion things way worse I’m his Page 2 archive, I’m surprised it hasn’t caught up to him at all

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
There seems to be an unspoken gentlemen’s agreement on the Internet that nothing posted before ~2010 is actionable

Basically the entire internet pre-Obama looked like modern-day Barstool

General Dog fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Sep 8, 2021

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

morestuff posted:

There’s like a zillion things way worse I’m his Page 2 archive, I’m surprised it hasn’t caught up to him at all

I mean, having worse from 2006 in the archive is one thing, pulling that dumb joke in 2021 is another. It's not 'cancel-worthy' on its own but it's such a bad look.

PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George
SBNation let Brian Floyd go, and Steven Godfrey has been moved over to Secret Base.

https://twitter.com/BrianMFloyd/status/1435325723644813314


https://twitter.com/38Godfrey/status/1435280937080795148


They just keep throwing away talent while sports betting has giving advertising on sports related sites a massive boost in the arm.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

General Dog posted:

There seems to be an unspoken gentlemen’s agreement on the Internet that nothing posted before ~2010 is actionable

A significant part of the sports world, players, coaches, media members, etc. would be suspended immediately for extended lengths of time.

ESPN guillotine continues it's chopping.
https://twitter.com/royceyoung/status/1435372978729017345?s=19

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


PotatoJudge posted:

SBNation let Brian Floyd go, and Steven Godfrey has been moved over to Secret Base.

https://twitter.com/BrianMFloyd/status/1435325723644813314


https://twitter.com/38Godfrey/status/1435280937080795148


They just keep throwing away talent while sports betting has giving advertising on sports related sites a massive boost in the arm.

I'm not much of a college football guy so I never read/listened to him at Banner Society, but I thought Godfrey was excellent in the last episode of the Falcons doc.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
Listened to Ethan Strauss formerly Sherwood Strauss on the Jesse Singal Podcast? For some reason.
He's pivoting from the contrarian old time young guy of basketball journalism into something like whyyyy? are sports getting sooo woke? the answer may surprise you: Nike, and CAA. And that's the bad news"

Seems pretty dumb. You can oppose identity politics from a perspective of them being a distraction from class politics, or that they're needlessly divisive in a more old fashioned liberal framework. His argument is basically that it will be "bad for sports" in what I'm guessing is the citing of those ratings numbers.

Seems pretty tenuous. Anyone read his substack? houseofstrauss.substack.com

It's not actually bad. Most of the stuff is reasonable, some of it is a bit much. I guess he's trying to position himself as a sort of greenwald of sports, fearless, really right about a lot of things, very wrong about others, loving to be an rear end in a top hat all day.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
That’s more or less how he got his start, as a gigantic rear end in a top hat space alien on Twitter

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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Does every rear end in a top hat have a substack now? Because I'm struggling to find someone who isn't some kind of contrarian rear end with one.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
Strauss is funny because it's obvious what he wants to be but he's too much of a coward to go all the way with it so he just winds up being boring.


PotatoJudge posted:

SBNation let Brian Floyd go, and Steven Godfrey has been moved over to Secret Base.

https://twitter.com/BrianMFloyd/status/1435325723644813314


https://twitter.com/38Godfrey/status/1435280937080795148


They just keep throwing away talent while sports betting has giving advertising on sports related sites a massive boost in the arm.

Holly Anderson is apparently out within the next few weeks too.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

FlamingLiberal posted:

Does every rear end in a top hat have a substack now? Because I'm struggling to find someone who isn't some kind of contrarian rear end with one.

it's not a Substack branded thing but Holly Anderson and Spencer Hall's Channel 6 is so far worth what I've paid.

also Chris B. Brown aka Smart Football makes a good point about how Vox has completely fumbled the bag:

https://twitter.com/smartfootball/status/1435397616561541124

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
There are lots of good people on substack they just usually wind up there because they got laid off and are trying to make some money rather than because they publicly quit their job in a huff and pretended to be canceled so they could make even more money than they already were.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Dejan Bimble posted:

His argument is basically that it will be "bad for sports" in what I'm guessing is the citing of those ratings numbers.

Does he talk at all about Hockey's numbers also being down? That seems like the real obvious "Probably not the BLM stuff then" counter. I'm curious if anyone has actually tried to rectify that difference.

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MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Lockback posted:

Does he talk at all about Hockey's numbers also being down? That seems like the real obvious "Probably not the BLM stuff then" counter. I'm curious if anyone has actually tried to rectify that difference.

His whole premise was talking about how far down it was from the Big 3 Heat era rating, which were a huge outlier for NBA ratings post-Jordan, he's not trying to be intellectually honest. He only got on the ratings beat in the first place so he could whine about political correctness while using the number to claim he was just being objective rather than a guy who hates black people being politically active and talking about stuff that makes him personally uncomfortable. He's trying to position himself as like The Thinking Man's Clay Travis but I'm pretty sure the only people it has really worked on is other NBA writers who used to do a podcast with him.

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