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OwlFancier posted:A lot of the US is basically English anyway. False. Anywhere you go in America you're almost certainly safe from soccer hooligans rambling about grimpimbley shamhamsters pifftossing they rogertart bumbleshanks, right-o.
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Mr. Crow posted:I'd much rather live in Ohio Well, now we know a bot is posting on these forums. No real human has ever said these words.
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LifeSunDeath posted:the reason is, it's terrible pizza. Better than pizza hut, and it's $5. 
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Mr. Crow posted:Scandinavian spotted. Good eye. I honestly didn't mean that y'all were so far up your rear end that you didn't know the rest of the world existed, sorry about being so snarky. It's just weird seeing everyone discussing places to live and all of them are in USA. Anyway, I'm pretty sure we don't have anywhere worse than California in Europe, unless you want to count rural Svalbard in the winter or England or something. Actually I really should stop posting for a while.
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If you put a Hot N Ready in the toaster oven for five minutes then it's edible.
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BonHair posted:unless you want to count rural Svalbard in the winter or England or something.   
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the grimmest thing you can say about america is that the UK is our future
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Stexils posted:the grimmest thing you can say about america is that the UK is our future Healthcare at last
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BonHair posted:Anyway, I'm pretty sure we don't have anywhere worse than California in Europe, unless you want to count rural Svalbard in the winter or England or something.
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Amphigory posted:Shoes are on the wrong feet what the gently caress Oh you don't know about shoesies switchies?
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Pretty much the only foreign place I'd move to is Slovenia and that's just cause I got family there
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Lmao so true
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LifeSunDeath posted:lol imagine being salty about california. message received, exfiltration will commence shortly
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Semi-Protato posted:No one's actually from Colorado except for the mountain loonies who voted for Lauren Boebert. Everyone else moved there from either Wisconsin or California because the foothills is their outdoorsy promised land and now won't shut up about being from Colorado like it's their whole personality. Harsh but true.
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BonHair posted:Anyway, I'm pretty sure we don't have anywhere worse than California in Europe, unless you want to count rural Svalbard in the winter or England or something. 
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England isn't in Europe.
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FreudianSlippers posted:England isn't in Europe. England is not an island either.
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No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:False. Anywhere you go in America you're almost certainly safe from soccer hooligans rambling about grimpimbley shamhamsters pifftossing they rogertart bumbleshanks, right-o. That's true, while anywhere you go in England you're almost certainly safe from getting shot repeatedly
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some plague rats posted:That's true, while anywhere you go in England you're almost certainly safe from getting shot repeatedly might be a fair trade to have some decent food, tbh
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I'd honestly rather be shot than eat English food or be near an Englishman
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BonHair posted:Do Americans even realize that places outside America exist? Like, Denmark is pretty nice, and so is the Netherlands. Iran has some pretty good places to live as well, as does New Zealand, Japan and a bunch of other places. It’s funny because no one ever says this to Canadians or Russians despite them doing the same thing really. I think people don’t really grasp just how big the USA actually is. If you live in Germany, a 6 hour drive will get you to potentially 5 other countries with distinct cultures and languages no matter where you start. 5 hours in the USA barely gets you to the other end of the state you started from usually. Leaving the USA, much less crossing it, is incredibly expensive and a long ordeal. I would not be surprised if 90% of Americans never leave it. Out of 360 odd million people, that’s a lot who have no other context of the rest of the world.
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No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:I'd honestly rather be shot than eat English food or be near an Englishman wasn't this the original wording of the declaration of independence
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No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:I'd honestly rather be shot than eat English food or be near an Englishman winston churchill sighed as he drew his lee-enfield
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dialhforhero posted:It’s funny because no one ever says this to Canadians or Russians despite them doing the same thing really. I think people don’t really grasp just how big the USA actually is. If you live in Germany, a 6 hour drive will get you to potentially 5 other countries with distinct cultures and languages no matter where you start. I've met multiple Europeans who thought they'd be able to day trip from the coasts to like... Chicago or Texas. lol
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^^lmao that is the absolute truth, it seems like Europeans can’t even conceive of a drive longer than 8 hours Question: what is the California of Europe? Follow up question: what is the Ohio of Europe? My money’s on Poland, or maybe Lithuania. Bibliotechno Music has a new favorite as of 02:41 on Sep 6, 2021 |
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Bibliotechno Music posted:^^lmao that is the absolute truth, it seems like Europeans can’t even conceive of a drive longer than 8 hours France is the California, Bosnia is the Ohio.
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As an immigrant fled to UK from an actual, unironic facism and religious totalitarianism: y'all are just trippin' about it That being said, if Murica had universal healthcare and less gun happy I would've lived there despite getting almost mugged/murdered in the NYC subway by a rather charming fellow who described, in detail, how he is going to cut me and put my meat in a skewer and eat me unless I give him money on like literally the first day. He didn't rob me on gunpoint and left me alone when I said I don't have any change so I guess that's good. But Waffle House was good, so was Nawlins even though it was five million degrees and 275% humidity in August.
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Irradiation posted:I've met multiple Europeans who thought they'd be able to day trip from the coasts to like... Chicago or Texas. In a similar vein, it's always hilarious to me when CHUDs are talking about immigrants and are like "America is full" If you've ever driven or flown from New Orleans to Seattle, or Chicago to California, you know that America is empty as gently caress. There is a zillion square miles of just nothingness once you're more than 30 miles from the oceans/great lakes. For Euro goons, just imagine Europe if there was only like a million really weird English hooligans living between Portugal and Moscow and nothing else. Just a complete void and every 300 kilometers there's a gas station run by the crustiest, most deranged Englishman. The western US is deeply unsettling.
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Silly Newbie posted:France is the California, Bosnia is the Ohio. France is too homogenous and way way more racist than CA (source: my husband’s wildly racist French grandmother, she could hardly stand Germanic peoples let alone POC). May I suggest Portugal?
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Paladinus posted:England is not an island either. 
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Bibliotechno Music posted:France is too homogenous and way way more racist than CA (source: my husband’s wildly racist French grandmother, she could hardly stand Germanic peoples let alone POC). May I suggest Portugal? I couldn't see Portugal - people actively want to live in California, and it's an industrial and commercial juggernaut. Remember that California gets super lovely and racist as soon as you get more than like 30 miles from the ocean. Or away from like three key cities.
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