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The physics of this doesn't work... It looks like the cheese was pulled from the opposite corner of where it is but the box couldn't possibly have been folded like that. Schrödinger's pie.
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This pizza is some kind of angler-fish-like trap attached to a Lovecraftian horror that only passingly understands what functions as food to humans. The string of "melted cheese" will be used to pull you into the floor or something if you try to grab the pizza
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Hate when the pizza midwife forgets to cut the umbilical cord
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I've asked you repeatedly to stop doxxing me 
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https://i.imgur.com/5zvAC3V.mp4 Pizza Sous Vide
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Mozi posted:that's because it's not cheese, it's pasteurized cheese product In my experience with plastic cheese products, there are some brands that do melt but turn into absolute nothing. Like the cheese evaporates in to nothingness. And there's the cheap brands that keep their shape no matter what.
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Velveeta is the best cheese for grilled cheeses. It's designed to melt. Fight me.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Velveeta is the best cheese for grilled cheeses. It's designed to melt. Muenster and I'll see you in the parking lot of your nearest overpriced bougie 10 dollar grill cheese soon to be bankrupt artisan idiot sandwhich store
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Any cheese can melt. It takes a special cheese to melt and taste good 
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Barudak posted:Muenster and I'll see you in the parking lot of your nearest overpriced bougie 10 dollar grill cheese soon to be bankrupt artisan idiot sandwhich store Muenster is great on everything else. Fun story. Well not really. I was working at Nintendo (yes I'm an uncle) near Seattle and they had a cafe inside and you could get sandwiches made and I said I wanted muenster. The guy was like, "NO ONE gets muenster. I'm so glad someone finally did." I was like, "Buddy, I'm from Wisconsin." 
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Cartoon Man posted:https://i.imgur.com/5zvAC3V.mp4 You’re supposed to put the thing you sous vide into airtight plastic! This is even worse than boiling a roast. 
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knuthgrush posted:The physics of this doesn't work... It looks like the cheese was pulled from the opposite corner of where it is but the box couldn't possibly have been folded like that. Schrödinger's pie. That's what you call a pseudopod, just give it a few hundred million years and we'll have complex pizza-based lifeforms running around.
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Cartoon Man posted:https://i.imgur.com/5zvAC3V.mp4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB42iztkzVQ Except this is good
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Muenster is great on everything else. I really want some muenster now, gently caress
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Domino's: it may not be good, but at least it's fast (fastness not guaranteed)
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This is kinda impressive but lacks the artisanal attention to the detail of a real mestre
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I'm about to get hosed up by the calzoney monstrosity from Little Caesars wish me luck
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Cowman posted:I'm about to get hosed up by the calzoney monstrosity from Little Caesars wish me luck You good drat fool, you are supposed to gently caress the calzone thing, not the other way around
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steinrokkan posted:You good drat fool, you are supposed to gently caress the calzone thing, not the other way around It's okay, it has an extremely flared base
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Cowman posted:I'm about to get hosed up by the calzoney monstrosity from Little Caesars wish me luck Post the drat Zamboni but not after you gently caress it
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Mormon Nailer posted:Post the drat Zamboni but not after you gently caress it lovely phone pics and it's only after I hosed it but here's the leftover 'za monster   I had the cheese one and it was surprisingly decent. It royally hosed me up tho I'm going into a food coma
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Sep 6, 2021 00:43
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that is the phrase "i've given up" in pizza form
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CLAM DOWN posted:that is the phrase "i've given up" in pizza form They look like crime scene photos
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Sep 6, 2021 01:52
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excuse me but what?
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knuthgrush posted:excuse me but what? Pizza occasionally has outbreaks, it's a fact of life
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knuthgrush posted:excuse me but what? CREAM
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Cowman posted:CREAM Catupiry Rules Everything Around Me 
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Cowman posted:CREAM Solid username/post combo
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Sep 6, 2021 02:54
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knuthgrush posted:excuse me but what? Looks like a glob of unseasoned ricotta.
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Brain Curry posted:Looks like a glob of unseasoned athlete's foot.
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I'll have a large coke and a necronomicon please.
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Armitag3 posted:They look like crime scene photos 
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