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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34




On a similar note, there's a bona fide 80's Subaru Justy chugging along in my neighborhood. The kicker is that they have "farm use" license plates.

namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

Lol, my stepmom had one. The horn was on a stalk from the steering column

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
Everything is so globalized now but in the 80s that European car was most likely actually built in the country it was from

In my small central Washington town my high school buddy had a Fiat 131 just like this



My Dad’s business took off in the late 70s and he bought a Saab 900 Turbo in 1980. Just like this but red



I miss affordable cars with personality and quirks

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I saw this Toyota MR 2, last week.



Hopefully the owner, came back soon, because, despite what it looks like in this picture it was about to rain, a lot, that day.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
A friend of mine used to work at a car yard when those were being sold, and he jokingly referred to them as "Mister Two's" and drat him if I don't read it like that from then on.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

^^that’s actually a pretty common nickname for the MR2

namlosh posted:

Lol, my stepmom had one. The horn was on a stalk from the steering column

We had a ‘78 Ford Fiesta and it too had the horn on a stalk. One time I was watching Back to the Future, but I had to stop in the middle of it because we had to go out for something, so my dad tried to take the Fiesta up to 88mph. It barely made it up to 80 and it shuddered so violently, so nah.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Iron Crowned posted:

I saw this Toyota MR 2, last week.



Hopefully the owner, came back soon, because, despite what it looks like in this picture it was about to rain, a lot, that day.
My junior high gym teacher had that exact car, same color. Prior to that she owned a 280z. Good taste in cars!

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012


AMC, Jeep, Renault.

What a grim line of text.

Mr Tall
May 6, 2009

Iron Crowned posted:

I saw this Toyota MR 2, last week.



Hopefully the owner, came back soon, because, despite what it looks like in this picture it was about to rain, a lot, that day.

I used to have one of those, and I also called it "Mister Two". One of the most fun cars I've ever owned. Not quick in a straight line, but just fun.


Mr Tall has a new favorite as of 20:35 on Sep 3, 2021

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
https://mobile.twitter.com/harrymccracken/status/1431686897831534593

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

Keith Atherton posted:

I miss affordable cars with personality and quirks

My folks had a Saab 99 back in the 80's. That car made no sense at all. The hood opened backwards like a race car. The door handles were impossible for kids to use because you had to pinch them with your fingertips and kids aren't strong enough. The ignition was between the seats. The headlights were a tiny gray toggle switch also between the seats. The clutch only lasted 35,000 miles so you were always doing clutches. The block heater would energize the entire car so you couldn't touch the car when it was plugged in. Borg Warner transmission so reverse was up and to the left and you had to lift up on a collar to get into reverse.

I miss that car.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
The block heater/anti-theft device sounds like a good feature.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

AmbassadorofSodomy posted:

The block heater/anti-theft device sounds like a good feature.

Keeps weasels and rodents from getting cosy in the engine compartment and chewing poo poo up.

My dad paid over €200 for an aftermarket shocker that did the same thing. Fuckin' value right there.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



My first car was a '89 Probe (which despite being a Ford was built by Mazda). She had some weird-rear end dash features like the turn signals on a toggle that you hit by using your left pinky finger, the wipers were on a knob like a, I dunno, like an oven knob dial... yeah.

My favorite was the Probe was an automatic, but had some weird bisexual transmission. You could hit a rocker switch located by the gear shift to make her manual, then use a button on the stick, where your thumb would rest, to shift her manually.

The rocker switch was labeled MAN SHIFT, so any time I had a male passenger in the car sassing me, I'd make a lame joke about "hey, if you piss me off all I gotta do is hit this button and you'll turn into [whatever male celebrity crush I had at the time]". With boyfriends, it got to be a "taps the sign" thing.

DreadUnknown
Nov 4, 2020

Bird is the word.
My first car was a legit AMC Hornet which lasted all of two weeks before it died. What a loving lemon.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

JacquelineDempsey posted:

My first car was a '89 Probe (which despite being a Ford was built by Mazda). She had some weird-rear end dash features like the turn signals on a toggle that you hit by using your left pinky finger, the wipers were on a knob like a, I dunno, like an oven knob dial... yeah.

My favorite was the Probe was an automatic, but had some weird bisexual transmission. You could hit a rocker switch located by the gear shift to make her manual, then use a button on the stick, where your thumb would rest, to shift her manually.

The rocker switch was labeled MAN SHIFT, so any time I had a male passenger in the car sassing me, I'd make a lame joke about "hey, if you piss me off all I gotta do is hit this button and you'll turn into [whatever male celebrity crush I had at the time]". With boyfriends, it got to be a "taps the sign" thing.

Whaaat

My first car was a 90 Probe, also auto, and I don't remember that at all! Maybe it had it and I just didn't try it. A shameful Phy.

But yeah the control binnacle was cool as hell, the entire instrument cluster adjusted up and down with the wheel. Actual gauges for oil temp, coolant temp and battery voltage. My brother had a Probe as well and his had the fancy digital dash, but that crapped out on him with regularity, mine just worked.

Also, pop-up headlights, and the 80s-est of safety features, the seatbelt that automatically moved along a track by the door so you didn't have to unbuckle to get out. Mine didn't work for the first couple of years, then it decided I was worthy and it started working again.

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
I had one of these in college in 1987 and it’s the only car I’ve ever actively hated. 1985 Ford Escort 4 speed manual with maybe 85 hp

Same color but had a brown “Sport” along the bottom of the doors.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
Having a son who's almost 9, and knowing half a dozen of his friends the same age I realized today that today's kids don't give a poo poo about ninjas.

When I was a kid in the 80s ninjas were BIG. Not just the ninja turtles. If anything, the ninja turtles were just the most successful commercial exploitation of the phenomenon.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Was the Ninja craze of the 80s due to Gi Joe? I mean I doubt kids were seeing Japanese movies with them from the 70s.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

twistedmentat posted:

Was the Ninja craze of the 80s due to Gi Joe? I mean I doubt kids were seeing Japanese movies with them from the 70s.

I think the karate kid movies had something to do with it.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
Might have just been an outgrowth of the same orientalism that gave us the Karate Kid, just a fascination with Japan inspired by the fear of the Japanese taking over the business world, Japanese imported cars and electronics, videogames, etc.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
GI Joe was totally the first time i heard of the concept of Ninjas, and Karate Kid came out a year later. Also I don't remember the Cobra Kai guys coming after Daniel with throwing stars and swords, but I literally have not seen that movie in this century.

Imagined posted:

Might have just been an outgrowth of the same orientalism that gave us the Karate Kid, just a fascination with Japan inspired by the fear of the Japanese taking over the business world, Japanese imported cars and electronics, videogames, etc.

This is certainly it, and its not a new thing, the 70s had the Kung Fu craze that gave us wonderful thinks like Count Dante, master of Dim Mak, and the Chicago Dojo Wars. But that's more of a 70s thread thing.

DreadUnknown
Nov 4, 2020

Bird is the word.

Cat Hassler posted:

I had one of these in college in 1987 and it’s the only car I’ve ever actively hated. 1985 Ford Escort 4 speed manual with maybe 85 hp

Same color but had a brown “Sport” along the bottom of the doors.



I had the 4 door version from 86, never driven and I bought it for $250. It had the two tone grey/charcoal paint with a sassy pinstripe. I never had any issues with it at all, until I killed it of course.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

The first car I remember of my parents' was a 1980s Escort. Four-door, lime green with white vinyl interior. You'd have to put down a towel on the seats in the summer to keep from burning yourself.

They traded that for a new Tempo that was possessed. Lights came on when the car was off and it blew two transmissions within 2-3 years.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

in the mid 90s my parents were driving a 78 pinto, the day mom stepped up to a 91 tempo we became the only people who have ever felt like hot poo poo because of a ford tempo

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

shame on an IGA posted:

in the mid 90s my parents were driving a 78 pinto, the day mom stepped up to a 91 tempo we became the only people who have ever felt like hot poo poo because of a ford tempo

:eyepoop:

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

twistedmentat posted:

Was the Ninja craze of the 80s due to Gi Joe? I mean I doubt kids were seeing Japanese movies with them from the 70s.
The 70s had all that HK Action and Bruce Lee heat.

I'm guessing video games may have pumped the Ninja a bit too.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Cat Hassler posted:

I had one of these in college in 1987 and it’s the only car I’ve ever actively hated. 1985 Ford Escort 4 speed manual with maybe 85 hp

Same color but had a brown “Sport” along the bottom of the doors.


I had this exact car, except it was an '88 and the "Pony" model, which meant it had no accessories whatsoever. No power windows, no cruise control, no AC. Which was fun that time we decided to drive to LA across the Nevada desert.

Unlike you though, I loved that fuckin' car. I drove it in blizzards, handled surprisingly well. I remember trying to get home one night, I lived on a steep street and managed to get it up the hill with the wheel cranked hard right. I could put $2 in gas in it and drive for a week and a half, every day. It also had this bizarre superpower to be able to find a Denny's anywhere. Lost in a strange town? A couple of random turns and we were somehow at Denny's.

Lost it because I was a dumbfuck teenager, my mom co-signed and I wasn't making payments so she sold it :(

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS
I owned it in the Mid-Nineties, but I had a 1988 2-seat version of the Escort, the EXP. It wasn’t the unfortunate-looking frog eye version, it just looked like an Escort from the front and had a bizarre Merkur - looking rear wing. It was slow in town, but not terribly so, it had a 5-speed stick and fuel injection, so it ran better than the earlier cars.



I loved that car, I put 90K miles on it in a few years due to a terrible commute I had, and it never got less than 32mpg and had great headroom, I never felt like my skull was jammed against the roof like many small cars. Being a two-seat hatchback, I was able to move dressers and all kinds of big objects with it. Too bad nothing like this is still made.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
my mom had one of these in the 80's, Nissan Sentra hatchback manual:

sadly we got rear ended in it, and it was totaled.

ironically my first car was a Sentra as well but in the mid 90's.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




My dad had one of these:



Which also got rear-ended and totaled, and replaced with a blue one.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

My dad had one of these:



Which also got rear-ended and totaled, and replaced with a blue one.

popup headlights are so badass. preludes are also badass.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

My dad had one of these:



Which also got rear-ended and totaled, and replaced with a blue one.

The 3rd gen Prelude was a masterpiece.

PhotoKirk
Jul 2, 2007

insert witty text here

twistedmentat posted:

Was the Ninja craze of the 80s due to Gi Joe? I mean I doubt kids were seeing Japanese movies with them from the 70s.

Carryover from Bruce Lee/ninja films from the seventies. It was dirt cheap to show an old dubbed films on UHF channels, so that was what we watched every Saturday afternoon.

CHiPS had a ninja-crossover episode with John Rhys-Davies as a ninja master. It was a great time to be alive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhB4E6-nEns

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Fair warning: weird e/n-ish post ahead, which might lead to a derail.

I'm listening to the Repo Man soundtrack, which is just pure {chef kiss] nostalgic soundtrack to my "it's 92 outside and I have no AC" teen years of the late 80s. Anyways, Black Flag's "Tv Party" and Circle Jerks "Coup d'Etat"... I'm listening to the lyrics and thinking "holy crap, this is every bit as applicable to right now, what, 30+ years later?" It's kinda freaking me out.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZgIt5MPKqI

fake edit: "Let's Have a War" and "When the poo poo Hits the Fan", too, holy moly.

Anyways, it's great soundtrack to a great movie, which I may have to queue up here in a minute.

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS
Repo Man is the soundtrack of my wasted youth. I love it the way some people love RHPS. My GF and I sometimes yell random lines from the movie at each other from across the house.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Because of this Hot Wheel, I spent my childhood years thinking the AMC Gremlin would be a cool and desirable car to have once I was old enough:



I also thought the Chevrolet El Camino was the most ridiculous looking car I would ever see in my life, and then one day in my early adulthood a switch flipped and I landed on thinking they're rad.

Anyway, here's a couple of pictures of the Wendy's SuperBar I found on Flickr:



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root beer
Nov 13, 2005

I had an AMC Pacer Hot Wheels car, but it wasn’t dressed up to look like a dragster/sprintcar chimera. It did have its engine behind the seats and the exhaust coming out of the rear window.




I just thought it was a toy version of our Fiesta because it was an orange hatchback and I didn’t know what it meant by “Packin’ Pacer” because those cars were already dead and gone by the mid ‘80s.

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