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quote:I was interested to see the way they railed at each other, as only very close friends do. Brooke obviously had an immense respect for Paitingi Ali; however, now that the talk had touched on religion, he began to hold forth again on an interminable prose about how he had recently written a treatise against Article 90 of the “Oxford Tracts”, whatever they were, which lasted to the end of the meal. Then, with due solemnity, he proposed the Queen, which was drunk sitting down, Navy fashion, and while the rest of us talked and smoked, Brooke went through a peculiar little ceremony which, I suppose, explained better than anything else the hold he had on his native subjects. Author's Note posted:Whatever Flashman’s opinion of Brooke, he has been an honest reporter of the White Raja’s background and conversation. The picture of The Grove—the furnishings and routine, the formal dinners, the reception of petitioners, even his interest in gardening, his pleasure in comfortable armchairs and home newspapers, and his eccentric habit of playing leap-frog—is confirmed by other sources. Much more important, virtually all the opinions which he expressed in Flashman’s presence, throughout this narrative, are to be found elsewhere in Brooke’s own writings. His views on native peoples, piracy, Borneo’s future, missionaries, colonial development, religion and ethics, honours and decorations, personal ambitions and private tastes—all the philosophy of this remarkable man, in fact, is contained at length in his journals and letters, and his conversation as reported by Flashman reflects it accurately, often in identical words. Even the style of his talk seems to have been like his writing, brisk, assertive, eager, and highly opinionated. (See Brooke’s papers, as quoted in St John, Jacob, et al.) Even moreso than usual Fraser seems to have taken the exact words used and recorded elsewhere from this historical figure and inserted them into his few days of conversation with Flash. quote:When the last native had gone Brooke sat in a reverie for a moment or two, and then swung abruptly to the table. I doubt it's what he was going for but I'm getting a real 'Sungs, Tangs, Hongs, Fangs, and McSweeneys' feeling from this list. quote:Was ever a choicer collection of villains on one river? Add to ’em now the arch-devil. Suleiman Usman, who has stolen away Mrs Flashman in dastardly fashion. She is the key to his vile plan, gentlemen, for he knows we cannot leave her in his clutches an hour longer than we must.” He gave my shoulder a manly squeeze; everyone else was carefully avoiding my eye. “He realises that chivalry will not permit us to wait. You know him, Flashman; is this not how his scheming mind will reason?” Another clear sign we're dealing with the younger and less sharp Flashman, the older one would have seen that this idea couldn't possibly play with this audience. quote:“What?” cries Brooke, his brow darkening. “Treat with these scoundrels? Never! I should not contemplate such—ah, but I see what it is!” He came over all compassionate, and laid a hand on my arm. “You are fearful for your dear one’s safety, when battle is joined. You need have no such fear, old fellow; no harm will come to her.” Good grief. Let's check in with the dear lady: Double fictional editorial powers. Delightful. Pity that even the uncensored audiobooks keep out Elspeth's unflattering comments towards Griselda. Well, that's another chapter down, tune in next time for the jaunt upriver.
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 12:51 |
Didn't Flashy catch Elspeth with Lord Haw Haw in another book?
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TheGreatEvilKing posted:Didn't Flashy catch Elspeth with Lord Haw Haw in another book? Probably. There's enough doubt that he decides to let it go (plus of course, Elspeth is the one with the money).
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# ? Sep 7, 2021 08:06 |
Elspeth is a saucy little minx and knows how to leave a safe paper trail. Incidentally this little segment explains so much bad decision making: “I don’t believe he convinced them—Stuart and Crimble, perhaps, but not Keppel and the others; certainly not Paitingi. But they couldn’t resist him, or the force that beat out of him”
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quote:We dropped down Kuching river on the evening tide of the day following, a great convoy of ill-assorted boats gliding silently through the opened booms, and down between banks dark and feathery in the dusk to the open sea. How Brooke had done it I don’t know—I dare say you can read in his journal, and Keppel’s, how they armed and victualled and assembled their ramshackle war fleet of close on eighty vessels, loaded with the most unlikely crew of pirates, savages, and lunatics, and launched them on to the China Sea like a damned regatta; I don’t remember it too clearly myself, for all through a night and a day it had been bedlam along the Kuching wharves, in which, being new to the business, I’d borne no very useful part. Striking indeed. quote:“Let’s see you puff your pop-gun, Johnny,” cries one of the tars, and they swung a champagne cork on a string as a target, twenty yards off; one of the grinning little brutes slipped a dart into his sumpitan, clapped it to his mouth—and in a twinkling there was the cork, jerking on its string, transfixed by the foot-long needle. “Christ!” says the blue-jacket reverently, “don’t point that bloody thing at my backside, will you?” and the others cheered the Dyak, and offered to swap their gunner for him. Charles Johnson, Brooke's Nephew, would become the second white rajah, and main chatter is a Malay varient of chess where the king can flee like a knight. quote:“Yes, Makota,” says Brooke, “and he was the finest of ’em. One of the stoutest friends and allies I ever had—until he deserted to join the Sadong slavers. Now he supplies labourers and concubines to the coast princes who are meant to be our allies, but who deal secretly with the pirates for fear and profit. That’s the kind of thing we have to fight, quite apart from the pirates themselves.” Well. Certainly a believer. quote:Well, I’ve seen pure-minded complacency in my time, and done a fair bit in that line myself, when occasion demanded, but J.B. certainly beat all. Mind you, unlike most Arnoldian hypocrites, I think he truly believed what he said; at least, he was fool enough to live up to it, so far as I could see, which is consistent with my conclusion that he was off his head. And when you remember that he excited the wrath of Gladstone25—well, that speaks volumes in a chap’s favour, doesn’t it? But at the time I was just noting him down as another smug, lying, psalm-smiter devoted to prayer and profit, when he went and spoiled it all by bursting into laughter and saying: Author's note posted:W. E. Gladstone was one of several liberal politicians who pressed for charges to be brought against Brooke on the ground that his actions against the Borneo pirates were cruel, illegal, and excessive. St John comments bluntly: “James Brooke’s sympathies were with the victims, Gladstone’s with the pirates.” (See Gladstone’s article on “Piracy in Borneo, and the Operations of 1849”.) quote:“Well, you look enough like one, J.B.,” says Wade, getting up from the board. “Main chatter, sheikh matter—it’s my game, Charlie.” He came to the rail and pointed, laughing, at the Dyaks and Malay savages who were swarming on the platform of the prau just ahead of us. “They don’t look exactly like a Sunday School treat, do they, Flashman? Pirates, if you like!” Well, so much for catching them unawares. quote:The sweat was starting out on me as we waited, while two more praus like the first emerged and vanished in its wake; then Brooke looked past me at Paitingi. Yes, Flash's only extended experience by this point was with the rightly disparaged Elphinstone. Also even when he isn't present the book manages to put over how persuasive and influential our pirate host can be. Anyway, steams going up, guns are being primed, we're all set for a grand fight on the river! Until next time...
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# ? Sep 9, 2021 05:25 |
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He's such a good writer, drat.
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Arbite posted:Now's the day and now's the hour This is a Robert Burns quote, being the first line of the second stanza of Scots Wha Hae. It's an early example of post-Union Scottish patriotism, casting Scotland as a plucky underdog nation on the side of right and justice, with liberal reference made to the Battle of Bannockburn in 1314. When originally published in 1794 it had to be done carefully to avoid being seen as dangerously seditious. quote:Now's the day, an now's the hour: It's presented as a speech that might have been made by yer actual Robert the Bruce to his men shortly before the battle, at which their army defeated Edward II of England and helped win 400 more years of independent nationhood.
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quote:It sounded like madman’s babble at the time, but as I look back, it seems reasonable enough—for, being J.B., he got what he wanted. He spent all night in the Phlegethon’s wheel-house, poring over maps and sipping Batavia arrack, issuing orders to Johnson or Crimble from time to time, and as we thrashed on into the gloom the spy-boats would come lancing out of the misty darkness, hooking on, and then gliding away again with messages for the fleet strung out behind us; one of them kept scuttling to and fro between Phlegethon and the rocket-praus, which were somewhere up ahead. How the deuce they kept order I couldn’t fathom, for each ship had only one dark lantern gleaming faintly at its stern, and the mist seemed thick all round. There was no sign, in that clammy murk, of the river-banks, a mile either side of us, and no sound except the steady thumping of Phlegethon’s engines; the night was both chill and sweating at once, and I sat huddled in wakeful apprehension in the lee of the wheel-house, drawing what consolation I could from the knowledge that Phlegethon would be clear of the morning’s action. Well. So far so good, then. quote:He little knew that I could feel naked in a suit of armour in the bowels of a dreadnought being attacked by an angry bum-boat-woman. But one has to show willing, so I accepted his weapons with a dark scowl, and tried a cut or two with the cutlass for display, muttering professionally and praying to God I’d never have the chance to use it. He nodded approvingly, and then laid a hand on my shoulder. At this point it's going rather too well to be a detailed Flashman expedition. quote:“An’ Buster Anderson got shot in the leg when he boarded that bankong—the one that was sinkin’,” cries Wade, “an’ Buster had to swim for it, wi’ the pirates one side of him an’ crocodiles on t’other—an’ he comes rollin’ ashore, plastered wi’ mud an’ gore, yellin’: ‘Anyone seen me baccy pouch?—it’s got me initials on it!’” That is so true, even on short trips. Make absolutely sure if you're ever invited on a boat for an evening dinner or anything that will be longer than an hour pack extra water and Cliff Bars or something with high calories and compact. Much like Flashman's tin of goodies before setting off for Crimea you'll probably not need it if you pack it but will surely be sorry if you don't. Short one today but next time we finish the chapter and have another entry from Elspeth.
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# ? Sep 12, 2021 09:58 |
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quote:There was land not far off, of course, if one could have reached it through water that was no doubt well-stocked with crocodiles, and was prepared to wander in unexplored jungle full of head-hunters. And the prospect got worse through that steaming, fevered day; the river twisted and got narrower, until there was a bare few hundred yards of sluggish water either side of the vessels, with a solid jungle wall hemming us in. Whenever a bird screamed in the undergrowth I almost had a seizure, and we were tormented by mosquito clouds which added their unceasing buzzing to the monotonous throb of Phlegethon’s engines and the rhythmic swish of the praus’ sweeps. Graphically illustrating the mistreatment your foe may or may not have inflicted for propaganda purposes is far older than colonialism but it certainly was a popular way to sell the 'civilizing' hooey. Also, awww. quote:What would I do? Rush to her rescue, like Dick Dauntless, against the kind of human ghouls I’d seen on that pirate prau? I wouldn’t dare—it wasn’t a question I’d even have asked myself, normally, for the great advantage to real true-blue cowardice like mine, you see, was that I’d always been able to take it for granted and no regrets or qualms of conscience; it had served its turn, and I’d never lost a wink over Hudson or old Iqbal or any of the other honoured dead who’d served me as stepping-stones to safety. But Elspeth…and to haunt me in that stinking stokehold came the appalling question: suppose it was my skin or hers—would I turn tail then? I didn’t know, but judging by the form-book I could guess, and for once the alternative to suffering and death was as horrible as death itself. I even found myself wondering if there was perhaps a limit to my funk, and that was such a fearful thought that between it and the terrors ahead I was driven to prayer, along the lines of Oh, kind God, forgive all the beastly sins I’ve committed, and a few that I’ll certainly commit if I get out of this, or rather, pay no attention to ’em, Heavenly Father, but turn all Thy Grace on Elspeth and me, and save us both—but if it’s got to be one or t’other of us, for Christ’s sake don’t leave the decision to me. And whatever Thy will, don’t let me suffer mutilation or torment—if it’ll save her, you can even blot me out suddenly so that I don’t know about it—no, hold on, though, better still, take Brooke—the bastard’s been asking for it, and he’ll adore a martyr’s crown, and be a credit to Thy company of saints. But save Elspeth, and me, too, for I’ll get no benefit from her salvation if I’m dead… As ever Fraser finds himself in the delicate position of writing Flashman unlikeable enough while still dragging him through these heroic adventures. So far and in the next bit he succeeds well enough, though at the end of this book it does fall rather far onto one side. Before we move on to Elspeth's letter I just want to draw attention to the very perfect adventure that's been happening around our miserable bastard. A brave expedition well outnumbered, a worthy cause to start it, enemies who remain cheerful even when sentenced to death... A hell of a thing through a hell of a lens. https://i.imgur.com/euoupcn.mp4 Thanks to this split perspective we now have an excellent idea of what two forces will be facing each other... next chapter!
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# ? Sep 14, 2021 03:34 |
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Arbite posted:Thanks to this split perspective we now have an excellent idea of what two forces will be facing each other... next chapter!
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Drakyn posted:I absolutely am on the edge of my seat to see an orangutan beat the living poo poo out of Harry Flashman.
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Drakyn posted:I absolutely am on the edge of my seat to see an orangutan
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Drakyn posted:I absolutely am on the edge of my seat to see an orangutan
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quote:I was back in Patusan just a few years ago, and it’s changed beyond belief. Now, past the bend of the river, there is a sleepy, warm little village of bamboo huts and booths, hemmed in by towering jungle trees, drowsing in the sunlight; fowls scratching in the dirt, women cooking, and no greater activity than a child tumbling and crying. However much I walked round, and squinted at it from odd angles, I couldn’t match it to my memory of bristling stockades along the banks, with five mighty wooden forts fringing the great clearing—the jungle must have been farther back then, and even the river has changed: it is broad and placid now, but I remember it narrow and choppy, and everything more cramped and enclosed; even the sky seems farther away nowadays, and there’s a great peace where once there was pandemonium of smoke and gunfire and rending timber and bloody water. And off he goes kicking and screaming into hell. quote:We were driving in towards the boom, under a canopy of rocket-smoke, and now the gunfire was dispersing the mist, and you could see the oily water, already littered with broken timbers, and even a body here and there, rolling limp. On the boom it was a hand-to-hand mêlée between the pirate canoes and our spy-boatmen, a slippering, slashing dog-fight of glittering parangs and thrusting spears, with crashing musketry at point-blank range over the logs. I saw Paitingi, erect on the boom, laying about him with a broken oar; Stuart, holding off a naked pirate with his cutlass, shielding two Chinese who were swinging their axes at the great rattan cables securing the boom. Even as I watched, the cables parted, and the logs rolled, sending friend and foe headlong into the water; the Jolly Bachelor gave a great yell of triumph, and we were heading for the gap, into the smoke, while from our bow a blue light went up to signal the praus. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NXFCDgyanA My favourite line is: "To honour we call you, not press you like slaves, For who are so free as the sons of the waves?" Hilarious. quote:The Jolly Bachelor shuddered in the water as we scraped under the platform of the pirate prau, and then shrieking, slashing figures were dropping among us; I went sprawling on the deck, with someone treading on my head, and came up to find myself staring into a contorted, screaming yellow face; I had an instant’s glimpse of a jade earring carved like a half-moon, and a scarlet turban, and then he had gone over the side with a cutlass jammed to the hilt in his stomach; I fired at him as he fell, slipped in the blood on the deck, and finished up in the scuppers, glaring about me in panic. The deck was in turmoil, resolving itself into knots of blue-jackets, each killing a struggling pirate in their midst and heaving the bodies overside; the prau we had scraped was behind us now, and Brooke was yelling: This chapter is basically one long action scenes with fairly minimal dialogue. Fraser seems to be challenging himself, and we'll see if it keeps working... next time!
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# ? Sep 16, 2021 12:29 |
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Content warning: The third set of quotations contains rape. quote:Well, whatever you may say of me, I know my duty, and if there was one thing Afghanistan had taught me, it was the art of leadership. In a trice I had seized a cutlass, thrust it aloft, and turned to the maddened crew behind me. “Ha, ha, you fellows!” I bellowed. “Here we go, then! Who’ll be first after me into yonder fort?” I sprang to the bank, waved my cutlass again, and bawled. “Follow me!” quote:This presented no difficulty, since there weren’t any—for the simple reason that the cunning bastards had all sneaked out the back way, and were even now scurrying round to take us in the rear at the gate. I didn’t know this, of course, at the time; I was too busy despatching armed parties under petty officers to overrun the interior, which was like no fort I’d ever seen. In fact, it was Sharif Sahib’s personal bamboo palace and head-quarters, a great labyrinth of houses, some of ’em even three storeys high, with outside staircases, connecting walkways, verandahs, and screened passages everywhere. We had just begun to ransack and loot, and had discovered the Sharif’s private wardrobe—an astonishing collection which included such varying garments as cloth-of-gold turbans, jewelled tiaras, toppers, and morning dress—when all hell broke out from the direction of the main gate, and there was a general move in that direction. General, but not particular—while the loyal tars surged off in search of further blood, I was skipping nimbly out of Sharif Sahib’s wardrobe in the opposite direction. I didn’t know where it would lead, but it was at least away from the firing—I’d seen enough gore and horror for one day, and I sped quickly across a bamboo bridge into the adjoining house, which appeared to be deserted. There was a long passage, with doors on one side, and I was hesitating over which would be the safest bolt-hole, when one of them shot open and out rushed the biggest man I’ve ever seen in my life. Oh Christ. Reminder, here's where the warned about content starts. quote:I closed my eyes, and opened them, wondering if I was dreaming, or having hallucinations after my trying day. It was still there, like something out of Burton’s “Arabian Nights”—the illustrated one that you can only get on the Continent. Silken hangings, couches, carpets, cushions, a stink of perfume coming at you in waves—and the ladies, a round score of them—beautifully round. I realised, and evidently proud of it, for there wasn’t clothing enough among the lot of ’em to cover one body respectably. A few sarongs, wisps of silk, bangles, satin trousers, a turban or two, but not worth a drat when it came to concealing those splendid limbs, shapely hips, plump buttocks, and pouting tits. I could only gape, disbelieving, and tear my eyes from the bodies to the faces—every shade from coffee and beige to honey and white, and all beautiful; red lips parted and trembling, dark, kohl-fringed eyes wide with terror. Well. Fraser certainly miscounted when he said Flashman had raped once. Let's get the hell out of here. quote:It was all over by then. My blue-jackets, who didn’t seem to have missed me, had driven off the pirate attack, and were busy emptying the fort of its valuables before it was burned, for Brooke was determined to destroy the pirate nests utterly. I told ’em that during the fighting I’d heard the cries of women in one of the buildings, and that the poor creatures must be sought out and treated with all consideration—I was very stern about that, but when they went to look it appeared that the whole gaggle had decamped into the jungle; there wasn’t a living soul left in the place, so I went off to find Brooke and report. And if you aren't gone yet there ain't much in these books that can drive you away. Also, despite Harry and Elspeth being very fictional the series of battles being described on this campaign did go down at this time in history helped with the expansion of Sarawak.
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# ? Sep 19, 2021 04:35 |
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Visceral, in all the ways. Fraser is a hell of a writer.
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# ? Sep 19, 2021 04:59 |
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That's the second or third time Fraser remarks about the exceptional hand-to-hand skills of the common British soldier \ sailor, neither of which were ever noted as particularly capable melee fighters in the real world. He also goes on about Tommy's incredible sharpshooting proficiency in Quartered Safe Out Here.
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# ? Sep 19, 2021 09:14 |
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Expecting an old soldier who served when he did to not wholeheartedly embrace and perpetrate the myth of Tommy Atkins single-handedly winning the war, hammering away at the mad minute, killing three enemies with every shot, with a Woodbine out of the corner of his mouth and a dixie of tea at his elbow (etc), is kind of like expecting him to believe in the Fairy Tinkerbell.
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# ? Sep 19, 2021 16:55 |
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Arbite posted:Content warning: The third set of quotations contains rape. I always wondered where that chunk of Malaysia came from. "Instinctively fornicated in the jaws of death" just cracks me up, even if he is a scumbag (again). [insert "la petit mort" joke here]
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 01:29 |
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I have read (and re-read) these books many times since I was an adolescent. One thing that strikes me on your read-through here is that Fraser doesn't specifically note this 'instinctive fornication' as a rape, and it really doesn't come across that Flashman, at least, thinks it's any huge deal, presuming his victim has fainted from ecstasy rather than terror. I'd like to think there's some tongue-in-cheek intent from the author there, but actually, reflecting, when I read this for the first time (I must have been 13 or 14?) I probably didn't read it as a rape either. Quite unlike how his behaviour in Afghanistan is represented. It's just actually quite chilling that Flashman can reflect on this as a bit of amorous fun - he's a complete sociopath. From this woman's presumable POV, a bloodstained, armed maniac burst in, caught her while she attempted to flee, then held a gun on her and raped her, while she tried to act compliant to lessen the chance of being murdered. To Flashman (and arguably to readers like young me) it doesn't even register, as a 'native' woman in a harem (and as a secondary extra in an adventure novel) she doesn't rate any such perspective.Xander77 posted:That's the second or third time Fraser remarks about the exceptional hand-to-hand skills of the common British soldier \ sailor, neither of which were ever noted as particularly capable melee fighters in the real world. He also goes on about Tommy's incredible sharpshooting proficiency in Quartered Safe Out Here. He does romanticise British prowess, but I think if you challenged him with it he'd have brought out any number of examples where outnumbered British soldiers or seaman did triumph against long odds. In my opinion, this has bugger all to do with native tendencies and very little with cultural martial prowess. Basically, a bunch of fighters who are professionals, paid, motivated and led, with a long tradition and commensurate expectation of victory, are usually going to outdo ad-hoc forces of amateurs thrown up against them. The British seamen at Brooke's historical battles probably were some of his best and most reliable troops, but it was because of the organisation behind them and how it prepared them for military operations, not because they were a bunch of rough-and-hearty bull-necked true blue British tars with hearts of oak.
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quote:We were another two days at Patusan, waiting for news from Brooke’s spies and keeping to windward of the Dyaks’ funeral pyres on the river-bank, before word came that the Sulu Queen had been sighted twenty miles farther upstream, with a force of enemy praus, but when we cruised up there on the 10th the birds had flown to Sharif Muller’s fort on the Undup river, so for two more days we must toil after them, plagued by boiling heat and mosquitoes, the stream running stronger all the time and our pace reduced to a struggling crawl. The Phlegethon had to be left behind because of the current and snags, to which the pirates had added traps of tree-trunks and sunken rattan nets to trammel our sweeps; every few minutes there would have to be a halt while we cut our way loose, hacking at the creeper ropes, and then hauling on, drenched with sweat and oily water, panting for breath, eyes forever turning to that steaming olive wall that hemmed us in either side, waiting for the whistle of a sumpitan dart that every now and then would come winging out of the jungle to strike a paddler or quiver in the gunwales. Beith, Keppel’s surgeon, was up and down the fleet constantly, digging the beastly things out of limbs and cauterising wounds; fortunately they were seldom fatal, but I reckoned we were suffering a casualty every half-hour. Sure he was. Also Fraser seems to have decided that this section of the book has gone on long enough and is hurrying towards the next part. quote:storming the fort; I heard later he’d been shot while carrying a Malay child to shelter, which shows what Christian charity gets you. I suppose the book trying to show you'd need to be just Brooke's kind of mad in order to carve out a kingdom like this the way he did. Just listen to him: quote:“However,” says he, grinning slyly, “we ain’t as used up as all that, are we? I reckon there’s three days’ energy left in every man here—and four in me. I tell you what…” he squared his elbows on the table “…I’m going to give a dinner-party tomorrow night—full dress for everyone, of course—on the eve of what is going to be our last fight against these rascals—” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdAif-z1hHQ I showed you the moving map of Sarawak last time, Brunei went from offering a limited mandate to this Englishman to being utterly fenced as his successor continued his creep north. The book freely admits Brooke got a hell of a lot of help from local and distant sources but here he is driving it all forward when it should have collapsed through force of charisma and drat anyone and anything that tries to stop him. Small wonder he vexes Flashman so.
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quote:I managed it later that night, though, admittedly not to his face. I was snug under the Jolly Bachelor’s ladder when the pirates came sneaking silently out of the mist in sampans and tried to take us by surprise. They were on the deck and murdering our look-outs before we were any the wiser, and if it hadn’t been that the deck was littered with tacks to catch their bare feet, that would have been the end of the ship, and everyone aboard, including me. As it was, there was the deuce of a scrap in the dark, with Brooke yelling for everyone to pitch in—I burrowed closer into cover myself, clutching my pistol, until the hurroosh had died down, when I scuttled up quickly and blundered about, glaring and letting on that I’d been there all the time. I did yeoman work helping to heave dead pirates overside, and then we stood to until daylight, but they didn’t trouble us again. Gibbering on the inside but having his twitches be misinterpreted would be mine. quote:Our boy hero, of course, was his usual jaunty self. He was perched in the Jolly Bachelor’s bows as our spy-boat shoved off, straw hat on head, issuing his orders and cracking jokes fit to sicken you. Dammit, now I want to read a book on this guy. quote:“Aye,” growls Paitingi. “And got weel beat for my pains. But I tell ye. Stuart. I felt easier that day than I do this.” He fidgeted in the bow, leaning on the carronade to stare upriver under his hand. “There’s something no’ canny; I can feel it. Listen.” Fortunately, we actually do see each of these listed struggles. quote:I dare say it was that that saved me, although I’m blessed if I know how. I took a glance at the official account of the action before I wrote this, and evidently the historian had a similar difficulty in believing that anyone survived our little water-party, for he states flatly that every man-jack of Paitingi’s crew was slaughtered. He notes that they had got too far ahead, were cut off by a sudden ambush of rafts and praus, and by the time Brooke’s fleet had come storming up belatedly to the rescue, Paitingi and his followers had all been killed—there’s a graphic account of twenty boats jammed together in a bloody mêlée, of thousands of pirates yelling on the bank, of the stream running crimson, with headless corpses, wreckage, and capsized craft drifting downstream—but never a word about poor old Flashy struggling half-foundered, dyeing the water with his precious gore, spluttering “Wait, you callous bastards, I’m sinking!” Quite hurtful, being ignored like that, although I was glad enough of it at the time, when I saw how things were shaping. Thankfully, we will someday see Wild Bill too! Very very briefly. And that's the end of the chapter, no Elspeth excerpt this time. Anyway, I'm glad Flashman's dead. Bye forever!
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# ? Sep 24, 2021 04:46 |
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RIP Flashie. "What a Life Lived"
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# ? Sep 25, 2021 04:03 |
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I can't believe Flashman from Megaman is loving dead.
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quote:For a moment I thought I was back in Jallalabad, in that blissful awakening after the battle. There was a soft bed under me, sheets at my chin, and a cool breeze; I opened my eyes, and saw that it came from a port-hole opposite me. That wasn’t right, though; no port holes in the Khyber country—I struggled with memory, and then a figure blocked the light, a huge figure in green sarong and sleeveless tunic, with a krees in his girdle, and fingering his earring as he stared down at me, his heavy brown face as hard as a curling-stone. Oh poo poo! quote:For a dreadful second I thought he meant she was dead; then my mind leaped to the conclusion that he meant he had taken her from me, and done the dirty deed on her—and at the very thought of my little Elspeth being abused by this vile n***** pirate, this scum of the East, my confusion and discretion vanished together in rage. Oh, that's what he meant. quote:He let out a great breath, and he was trembling. By George, thinks I, we’ve got a maniac here—he means it. He heaved a minute, and then went on, like a poet on opium. If only. It's interesting to hear from Solomon with the mask off. Also Flashman, still learning and quite young is making sloppy mistakes in the conversation he would easily avoid later in life. quote:I wished to God he’d stop harping on that—you could see where it was going to lead. This wasn’t Don Solomon of Brook Street any longer, not so you’d notice—this was a beastly aborigine who went plundering about in ships festooned with skulls, and I was an inconvenient husband, ’nuff said. In addition, he clearly had more screws loose than a drunk sapper—all that moonshine about worshipping Elspeth, not being able to live without her, making her a queen—well! It would have been laughable if it hadn’t been true; after all, when a man kidnaps a married woman and fights a war over her, it ain’t just a passing fancy. Flashman's had extremely abrubt shifts from cowering and pleading for mercy to bullying torturer the instant the power dynamics shift in a scene before in the franchise, but this one may be the most ill-judged. Anyway, tune in next time for what may come?
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 12:44 |
I do like that he corrects Solomon that it was the library, not the drawing room, where he got caught having it off.
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 13:54 |
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And through the door comes...quote:Feet sounded—and I felt my heart begin to thump uncontrollably as I sat up in bed; God knows why, but I was suddenly dizzy—and then she was there in the doorway, and for a moment I thought it was someone else—this was some Eastern nymph, in a clinging sarong of red silk, her skin tanned to the gold of honey, whereas Elspeth’s was like milk. Her blonde hair was bleached almost white by the sun—and then I saw those magnificent blue eyes, round with bewilderment like her lips, and I heard a sob coming out of me: “Elspeth!” If it wasn't quite clear from the diary Solomon's been working her since Singapore. quote:“Hey?” I yelped. “What? What d’ye mean? Who’s she? I mean—” Almost nice to have a moment like this not get flipped by a punchline. quote:Naturally, Elspeth’s story came flooding out in an excited stream, and I was listening with my mind in a great confusion, what with my weakened state, the crazy shock of our reunion, and the anxiety of our predicament—and suddenly, in the middle of describing the rations they’d fed her during her captivity, she suddenly said: Much like his instinctive Victorian classism from book 1 when he reacted to a trooper's criticism of Elphy, Flashman does have some instinctive Victorian moralistic censoriousness. quote:Now, I’ve told you this, partly because it’s all of the conversation that I remember of that reunion, and also to let you understand what a truly impossible scatterhead Elspeth was—and still is. There’s something missing there; always has been, and it makes her senselessly unpredictable. (Heaven knows what idiocy she’ll come out with on her deathbed, but I’ll lay drunkard’s odds it’s nothing to do with dying. I only hope I ain’t still above ground to hear it, though.) She’d been through an ordeal that would have driven most women out of their wits—not that she had many to start with—but now she was back with me, safe as she supposed, she seemed to have no notion of the peril in which we both stood; why, when Solomon’s Malays took her away to her own quarters that first night, she was more concerned about the sunburn she’d taken, and if it would spoil her complexion, than about the fate Solomon might have in store for us. What can you do with a woman like that? And with that crystal clear comparison I'll pause for now.
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# ? Oct 1, 2021 03:01 |
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Now, surely, Don Solomon will recognize the true and pure love that exists between Elspeth and Flashy and let them go on their lives.
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# ? Oct 1, 2021 04:09 |
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quote:But Solomon had it to the point of obsession, where he’d been willing to kidnap and kill and give up civilisation for her. And he’d believed that, in spite of his behaving like a bloody Barbary corsair, he could eventually woo and win her, given time. But then he’d seen her run to my arms, sobbing, and had realised it was no go; shocking blow it must have been. He’d probably been gnawing his futile passion ever since, realising that he’d bought outlawry and the gallows for nothing. But what was he to do now? Unless he chopped us both (which seemed farfetched, pirate and Old Etonian though he was)... Hah! quote:... it seemed to me he had no choice but to set us free with apologies, and sail away, grief-stricken, to join the Foreign Legion, or become a monk, or an American citizen. Why, he’d as good as thrown up the sponge in letting Elspeth and me spend hours together alone; he’d never have done that if he hadn’t given up all hope of her, surely? Repeating a point made earlier, yes. quote:The response to that was nil, and an icy finger of fear traced down my back. For the past two days, with my belly still in a sling, it had seemed natural enough to be in the cabin—but now that the doctor had been, and seemed satisfied, why weren’t they letting me out—or why, at least, wasn’t Solomon coming to see me? Why weren’t they letting me see Elspeth? Why weren’t they letting me take exercise? It didn’t make sense, to keep me cooped here, if he was going to let us go, and—if he was going to let us go. It suddenly rushed in on me that that was pure assumption, probably brought on by my blissful reunion with Elspeth, which had been paradise after the weeks of peril and terror. Suppose I was wrong? Well there's the story of this book in one half of a sentence. quote:Then I saw the American ship, by chance, as I paced past my porthole. She was maybe half a mile off, a sleek black Southern Run clipper with Old Glory at her jackstaff; the morning sun was shining like silver on her topsails as they flapped from the reefs and were sheeted home. Now I’m no shellback, but I’d seen that setting a score of times, when a vessel was standing out from port—God, were we near some harbour of civilisation, where the big ships ran? I hallooed for all I was worth, but of course they were too far off to hear, and then I was rummaging feverishly for matches to start a fire—anything to attract attention and bring that Yankee to my rescue. But of course I couldn’t find any; I nearly broke my neck trying to squint out of the port in search of land, but there was nothing but blue rollers, and the Yankee dwindling towards the eastern horizon. Haaah, what's a man to do? Also, back to censoring instead of just decensoring. Yay. Tune it next time to find out what he decides to do.
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# ? Oct 4, 2021 08:39 |
It’s lovely because you know they’ve been having a very 21st century kind of marriage but one just doesn’t talk about it.
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# ? Oct 5, 2021 14:22 |
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quote:There are split seconds when you can’t afford to plan. I watched the steward setting down my tray, and without making a conscious decision I turned slowly towards the door where the Malay thug was hovering, beckoned him, and pointed, frowning, to the corner of the cabin. He advanced a pace, squinting up where I was pointing—and the next instant his courting tackle was half-way up inside his torso, impelled by my right boot, he was flying across the cabin, screaming, and Flashy was out and racing—where? There was a ladder, but I ducked past it instinctively, and tore along a short passage, the Chinese steward squealing in my rear. Round the corner—and there was a piece of open deck, Malays coiling rope, and iron doors flung wide to the sunshine and sea. As I ploughed through the startled Malays, scattering them, I had a glimpse of small craft between me and the shore, a distant jetty and palms, and then I was through those doors like a hot rivet, in an enormous dive, hitting the water with an almighty splash, gliding to the surface, and then striking out, head down, for dear life towards the distant land. Hmm, where could this be going... quote:I stared at him, and he stared back. Then he said something, in a language I couldn’t understand, so I shook my head and repeated that I was an army officer. Where was the commandant? He shrugged, showed his yellow teeth in a grin, and said something, and the crowd giggled. Oh poo poo! And in an oceanic sense they're fairly close, I'm not surprised Flashman thought they'd travelled to there. quote:Well, that startled me, I admit. It explained the n***** in uniform, I supposed, but I couldn’t see it made much difference. I was saying so, when the n***** stepped up and addressed Solomon, pretty sharp, and to my amazement the Don shrugged, apologetically, as though it had been a white official, and replied in French! But it was his abject tone as much as the language that bewildered me. As foolish and impulsively as Flashman is behaving, he's right to not trust the latest thing the man who tried to have him killed and stole his wife is telling him, they've already gone past Mauritius. quote:And then the black’s voice, speaking harsh French, cut across his reply. Heh. quote:The commandant wagged a finger the size of a black cucumber, peering at Solomon. “He is plainly not covered by your licence or safe-conduct. Nor is his wife. That licence, Monsieur Suleiman, does not exempt you from Malagassy law, as you should know. It is only by special favour that you yourself escape the fanompoana—what you call…corvée?” He gestured at me. “In his case, there is no question.” Flashman making things much worse for himself is nothing new for the series but this early tale gives the most naive compound error he ever makes.
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 06:57 |
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quote:As you know—or rather, you don’t, but if you’re intelligent you’ll have guessed—I’m a truthful man, at least where these memoirs are concerned. I’ve got nothing to lie for any longer, who lied so consistently—and successfully—all my life. But every now and then, in writing, I feel I have to remind you, and myself, that what I tell you is unvarnished fact. There are things that strain belief, you see, and Madagascar was one of them. So I will only say that if, at any point, you doubt what follows, or think old Flash is telling stretchers, just go to your local libraries, and consult the memoirs of my dear old friend Ida Pfeiffer, of the elastic-sided boots, or Messrs Ellis and Oliver, or the letters of my fellow-captives, Laborde of Bombay and Jake Heppick the American shipmaster, or Hastie the missionary. Then you’ll realise that the utterly unbelievable things I tell you of that hellish island, straight out of “Gulliver”, are simple, sober truth. You couldn’t make ’em up. Author's Note posted:So hostile to foreigners was Madagascar that comparatively few written authorities exist for the first half of the last century, and those named by Flashman are the principal ones in English; they bear out virtually every detail which he gives about that astonishing island and its appalling ruler, Ranavalona I, James Hastie (1786-1826) was a soldier, not a missionary; he was tutor to two Malagassy princes and British agent on the island at a time when Europeans were still tolerated there. His journal is in the Public Record Office. W. Ellis’s Three Visits to Madagascar, 1858, Madagascar Revisited, 1867, and The Martyr Church of Madagascar, 1870, are invaluable sources for Queen Ranavalona’s reign, and the island background and people, as is S. P. Oliver’s Madagascar, 1886. See also H. W. Little’s Madagascar. 1884, J. Sibree’s The Great African Island, 1880, and L. McLeod’s Madagascar and its people, 1865. But none compares with the indomitable and entertaining Ida Pfeiffer, that great tourist whose Last Travels contains a wealth of informative detail recorded at first hand. quote:Fortunately for my immediate peace of mind I didn’t know one of the worst things about Madagascar, which was that once you were inside it, you were beyond hope of rescue. Even the most primitive native countries, in my young days, were at least approachable, but not this one; its capital. Antananarivo (Antan’, to you), might as well have been on the moon. There was no appeal to outside, or even communication; no question of Pam or the Frogs or Yanks sending a gunboat, or making diplomatic representations, even. You see, no one knew about Madagascar, hardly. Barring a few pirates like Kidd and Avery in the old days, and a handful of British and French missionaries—who’d soon been cleared out or massacred—no one had visited it much except heeled-and-ready traders like Solomon, and they walked damned warily, and did their business from their own decks offshore. We’d had a treaty with an earlier Malagassy king, sending him arms on condition that he stopped slave-trading, but when Queen Ranavalona came to the throne (by murdering all her relatives) in 1828, she’d broken off all traffic with the outside world, forbidden Christianity and tortured all converts to death, revived slavery on a great scale, and set about exterminating all tribes except her own. She was quite mad, of course, and behaved like Messalina and Attila the Hun, either of whom would have taken one look at her and written to The Times, protesting. Messalina was the third wife of Claudius, and in the Roman tradition was blamed for all the faults around him while they were married. quote:To give you some notion of the kind of blood-stained bedlam the country was, she’d already slaughtered one-half of her subjects, say a million or so, and passed decrees providing for a wall round the whole island to keep out foreigners (it would only have had to be three thousand miles long), four gigantic pairs of scissors to be set up on the approaches to her capital, to snip invaders in two, and the building of massive iron plates from which the cannon-shots of European ships would rebound and sink them. Eccentric, what? Of course, all this was unknown to me when I landed; I began to find out about it, painfully, when they hauled me out of the cooler next morning, still—in my innocence—protesting and demanding to see my lawyer. Ranavalona would actually ban the baby deserting, and limiting organized religion certainly guts potential sources of power beyond your control. But we'll get to the queen when we meet her. quote:I noticed that the soldiers who escorted our chain-gang were of a different stamp from the rest of the people—tall, narrow-headed fellows who marched in step, to a mixture of English and French words of command. They were brutes, who thrashed us along if we lagged, and treated the populace like dirt. I learned later they were from the Queen’s tribe, the Hovas, once the pariahs of the island, but now dominant by reason of their cunning and cruelty. There's quite a bit to take in here. How much is Flashman talking, how much might be Fraser offering his two bits, and just what the facts inside the country Madagascar were at the time. quote:In the meantime, I’d little sympathy to spare; my own case, as we finally approached Antan’ after more than a week of tortured tramping, was deplorable. My shirt and trousers were in rags, my shoes were worn out, I was bearded and foul—but strangely enough, having plumbed the depths, I was beginning to perk up a trifle. I wasn’t dead, and they weren’t bringing me all this way to kill me—I was even feeling a touch of lightheaded recklessness, probably with hunger. I was lifting my head again, and my recollections of the end of the march are clear enough. I'll give a more thorough detailing of all that and more in the future but we'll be exploring the city... next time!
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# ? Oct 9, 2021 12:46 |
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It’s kind of interesting. The wiki on her says:quote:
But that doesn’t seem to be actually disputing any of the facts, merely restating them in positive language.
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# ? Oct 9, 2021 14:06 |
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radmonger posted:But that doesn’t seem to be actually disputing any of the facts, merely restating them in positive language. You're ready for twitter
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# ? Oct 9, 2021 14:53 |
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Wikipedia posted:Madagascar's population reducing from 5 million in 1833 to 2.5 million in 1839 Yeah uh it looks pretty bad.
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# ? Oct 10, 2021 00:56 |
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I'd forgotten how wild this part of the book becomes. Yikes.
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# ? Oct 12, 2021 00:48 |
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Very graphic public executions follow. quote:It took my breath away—of course, I didn’t even know what it was, then, but it was like nothing you’d expect in a primitive n***** country. There was this huge city of houses, perhaps two miles across, walled and embattled in wood, and dominated by a hill on the top of which stood an enormous wooden palace, four storeys high, with another building alongside it which seemed to be made of mirrors, for it shimmered bright as a burning-glass in the sunlight. I stared at it until I was almost blinded, but I couldn’t make out what it was—and in the meantime there were other wonders closer at hand, for as we approached the city across the plain which was dotted with huts and crowded with village people, I thought I must be dreaming—in the distance I could hear a military band playing, horribly flat, but there could be no doubt that the tune was “The Young May Moon”! And here, sure enough, came a regiment in full fig—red tunics, shakos, arms at the shoulder, bayonets fixed, and every man-jack of them black as Satan. I stood and fairly gaped; past they went in column, throwing chests, and shaping dooced well—and at their head, God help me, half a dozen officers on horseback, dressed as Arabs and Turks. I was beyond startling now—when a couple of sedans, draped in velvet, passed by bearing black women done up in Empire dresses and feathered hats, I didn’t even give ’em a second glance. They, and the rest of the crowds, were moving across the front of the city, and that was the way our guards drove us, so that we skirted the city wall until we came presently to a great natural amphitheatre in the ground, dominated by a huge cliff—Ambohipotsy, they call it, and there can be no more accursed place on earth. Not for the last time is the book comparing the same practice (in this case public execution) in different parts of the world. In London the crowd was loudly disappointed with how subdued the matter was, in Borneo it was portrayed as an almost jovial affair between judge and sentanced, and here in Madagascar it is a very graphic display to sate and normalize the hunger for blood in the populace. quote:I make no comment myself—because as I watched this beastly spectacle I seemed to hear the voice of my little Newgate friend in my ear—“Interesting, isn’t it?”—and see again the yelling, gloating audience outside the Magpie and Stump; they were much the same, I suppose, as their heathen brethren. And if you tell me indignantly that hanging is a very different thing from boiling alive—or burning, flaying, flogging, sawing, impaling, and live burial, all of which I’ve seen at Ambohipotsy—I shall only remark that if these spectacles were offered in England it would be a case of “standing room only”—for the first few shows, anyway. Young Flash could still be fooled by appearances. quote:The difficulty was—who? When they turned us out next morning, we were taken in charge by a couple of black overseers, who spoke nothing but jabber; they thrust us along a narrow alley, and out into a crowded square in which there was a long platform, railed off to one side, with guards stationed at its corners, to keep the mob back. It looked like a public meeting; there were a couple of black officials on the platform, and two more seated at a small table before it. We were pushed up a flight of steps to the platform, and made to stand in line; I was still blinking from the sunlight, wondering what this might portend, as I looked out over the crowd—blacks in lambas and robes for the most part, a few knots of officers in comic-opera uniforms, plenty of sedans with wealthy Malagassies sitting under striped umbrellas. I scanned the faces of the officers eagerly; those would be the French-speakers, and I was just about to raise a halloo to attract their attention when a face near the front of the crowd caught my eye like a magnet, and my heart leaped with excitement. Well, now Flashman's heading up to the same spot he would watch Cassy make them some money, but without any clear plan or hope of escape. This also ends another chapter without any excerpts from Elspeth. Let's see where everyone ends up... next time!
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# ? Oct 13, 2021 06:05 |
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The upcoming bits are absolutely nuts. I would be interested to learn more about how much is 100% true and if there is any outdated/misunderstood historical evidence Fraser was drawing on. I mean, some of what we're about to read beggars belief, not that that means it isn't true.
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 10:12 |
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 12:51 |
People are pretty amazing at being awful when they have no constraints.
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 11:03 |