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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Broncos QBs that is not how you earn big dongs :mad:

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Diva Cupcake posted:

Ha. The game last year where the Broncos tried to lobby the league to postpone their game and were forced to start a PS receiver at QB was denied because the QB room removed their contact tracing devices.

https://twitter.com/TroyRenck/status/1435232373017251841

lmao

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1435264766055002117?s=19

:qq:

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

I would suggest making a mental note to avoid single digit jerseys

adjustment made!

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

AndrewP posted:

a rookie guard isn't exactly a sure thing but you'd hope he could win a job in this particular offensive line.


it was a guard whom got joe killed last year. It’s like poetry, it repeats itself

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








He’ll probably manage to get a flag thrown on the cowboys for this.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Someone help explain why it’s a huge deal to a guy like Brady

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Tom only throw to the team wearing the same jersey color as you (but not the big fat guys)

Ort
Jul 3, 2005

Proud graduate of the Andy Reid coaching clinic.
I’m guessing the numbers before served as a quick glance to know if someone is outmatched (lb on slot) or something without having to memorize every single players number every single week on the defense. I don’t know that much about what goes through a QBs head pre-snap but I can only assume a vet like Brady does quite a bit of analysis very quickly.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Amy Pole Her posted:

Someone help explain why it’s a huge deal to a guy like Brady

this feels like one of those workplace things where you've been doing a thing for a long time and someone changes something for no apparent reason. he's just being a cranky old guy

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I've had just about enough of this Tom Brady talks now narrative, please go back to silence so I can think about something other than him.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Amy Pole Her posted:

Someone help explain why it’s a huge deal to a guy like Brady

He only likes single digit numbers when he’s open mouth kissing them.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Amy Pole Her posted:

Someone help explain why it’s a huge deal to a guy like Brady

He is so experienced that he can keep track of position groups by their numbers. Changing that will slow his mental processing

eg: LB on Gronk is a mismatch, if you see #8 on 87 at a glance, now hehas to stop and think, "is that a CB?"

D-LINK fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Sep 7, 2021

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1435275666333880322?s=19

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

D-LINK posted:

He is so experienced that he can keep track of position groups by their numbers. Changing that will slow his mental processing

eg: LB on Gronk is a mismatch, if you see #8 on 87 at a glance, now he has to stop and think, "is that a CB?"

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

D-LINK posted:

He is so experienced that he can keep track of position groups by their numbers. Changing that will slow his mental processing

eg: LB on Gronk is a mismatch, if you see #8 on 87 at a glance, now hehas to stop and think, "is that a CB?"

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

D-LINK posted:

He is so experienced that he can keep track of position groups by their numbers. Changing that will slow his mental processing

eg: LB on Gronk is a mismatch, if you see #8 on 87 at a glance, now hehas to stop and think, "is that a CB?"

Still mad the NFL didn't go full on with this and allow Aaron Donald to line up wearing #3 or whatever.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/PFF/status/1435226442091094019?s=19

God drat

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



blarzgh posted:


God drat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXOXngTOJS8

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

This is going to be worse than Louisville v Ole Miss last night.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

The floating heads drifting over from the movie poster thread to this one has a certain symmetry.

Needs Dak's name as a billing right above Tom Brady's head to feel complete though

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

I'm really sad that the Cowboys are gonna get murdered and pillaged apparently.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
I have to root for the Cowboys? Yuck.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
You should always root for "America's Team" aka whichever one has Tom Brady on it.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
now do an Eagles/Giants one where a 100ft tall naked man swats at hundreds of birds circling his head.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

You should always root for "America's Team" aka whichever one has Tom Brady on it.

That’s not America’s Team that’s Planet Earth’s team.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

You should always root for "America's Team" aka whichever one has Tom Brady on it.

When I think America, I think Tampa Bay.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





gently caress the Cowboys.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

The Cowboys have never bothered me and haven't been relevant in like two decades.

The Bucs never bothered me and will be irrelevant in no more than a year

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

kiimo posted:

The Bucs never bothered me
riiiiiiight

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Between this and the black goat that walked upright for like 50 feet like a creepy demon spawn, i can totally understand why people in the 1700s thought goats were satanic

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

They bothered me exactly once, they also bothered the Raiders that one time. I can live with it.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003


I don't know how to tell certain fans I don't give a poo poo about their team without it sounding like an insult




man I don't even care about the Raiders anymore, all rivalry feelings are disappearing in my old age

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Silly Burrito posted:

I have to root for the Cowboys? Yuck.

I’m rooting for COVID.

Quiet Feet posted:

gently caress the Cowboys.

While true, gently caress Tom Brady as well.

I hope it ends in a 0-0 tie.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

quote:

I hope it ends in a 4-4 tie.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
https://twitter.com/MikeDugar/status/1435287727117725700

Coincides with the Kraken announcing the vaccine mandate too.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

fartknocker posted:


I hope it ends in a 0-0 tie.

Hell, the Cowboys would kill for that

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Did I miss something here? Did he get a DUI or something?
https://twitter.com/McShay13/status/1435292036391784454

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

oh duh

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Since when is Todd with the Raiders

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