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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Just remembered Malky Mackay's text saying of a club secretary that he'd love 'a bounce on her falsies'

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Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

The Robert Huth Twitter game

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps

the sex ghost posted:

Just remembered Malky Mackay's text saying of a club secretary that he'd love 'a bounce on her falsies'

The quote shortly after on Twitter saying it’s not Malky Mackay’s fault that there’s an international Jewish conspiracy.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




britishbornandbread posted:

The quote shortly after on Twitter saying it’s not Malky Mackay’s fault that there’s an international Jewish conspiracy.

wasn't that the whole thing where we found out what Dave Whelan calls a Chinese restaurant

(mind you, most black people in my hometown call Chinese takeout joints by a similar name)

Backdoor Delivery
Nov 15, 2004

one cool dude


2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion
a gay snake

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

the sex ghost posted:

Just remembered Malky Mackay's text saying of a club secretary that he'd love 'a bounce on her falsies'

His various slurs towards multiple races and creeds was also a highlight.

Not actually Malky but he does eerily resemble him - this photo of Paul Jewell was in my "WTF Football Images" folder along with the England-fan-bhole-pub-celebration picture

Slightly :nws:


the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUcrVnyBgKk

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
just remembered that arsenal were the biggest PL spenders this summer

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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vyelkin posted:

just remembered that arsenal were the biggest PL spenders this summer

They're the biggest spenders in EUROPE lol

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
The time Neil warnock took Sheffield United on a team bonding weekend to Scarborough, went bowling, got the whole team to agree to £10 each winner take all, pulled out his own custom bespoke ball and shoes, bowled a 250 and took all their money

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lol that owns

JunkDeluxe
Oct 21, 2008

the sex ghost posted:

The time Neil warnock took Sheffield United on a team bonding weekend to Scarborough, went bowling, got the whole team to agree to £10 each winner take all, pulled out his own custom bespoke ball and shoes, bowled a 250 and took all their money
IIRC He did give the money to the coaching staff

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

the sex ghost posted:

The time Neil warnock took Sheffield United on a team bonding weekend to Scarborough, went bowling, got the whole team to agree to £10 each winner take all, pulled out his own custom bespoke ball and shoes, bowled a 250 and took all their money

lmao

Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012
Celtic announcing the signing of Zheng Zhi right as the transfer window closed back in 2009 like it was some last-minute signing coup, even though he was a free agent who could have signed at any time before or after.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Definitely think about this tweet every now and then and do a lol

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Transfer deadline day reminds me of The Babelcopter

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/jonny-howson-like-andres-iniesta-3346845

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

This reminded me of Grant Holt, who became a professional wrestler

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/fun88eng/status/1433110765779787790?s=20

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Fun88

Lightbulb Grease
Aug 9, 2006

Oh, hi girls. Tom Cruise here.
Soiled Meat
https://www.twitter.com/victorwanyama/status/199525393475190784

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

I can't argue with the man.

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

bravery the likes of which have rarely been seen since

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

This reminded me of Grant Holt, who became a professional wrestler

Same, but Tim Wiese's short WWE hijinks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmeoHyyR9vM

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

lmao

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Amauri insisting on being capped by Italy rather than Brazil and patiently waiting to be eligible, except that he was 30 by the time he got Italian citizenship and they basically gave him a single courtesy cap out of guilt

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNKK4WLJqWY


Alex Song thinking that Puyol wants him to lift the trophy instead of Eric Abidal, who recovered from cancer in that season :allears:

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZA-57h64kE

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Was just reminiscing with GD about this one, you picked the wrong version though

https://youtu.be/1Qknteb8Klo

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Muzzy Izzet

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

$$$$$$$$$
Clapping Larry
The powerhouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTGKdnF3gFM&t=15s

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
Just thinking about two of Squires' finest. These belong in a museum.



jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

Mickolution posted:

Just thinking about two of Squires' finest. These belong in a museum.





drat right

How have I not noticed Trump in the second one before?

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Wasn't there a diagram explaining who everyone is in the Where's Mesut? I just can't remember so many of them and it was only a couple years ago. Love Piers melting down and Cech in his hockey kit next to the pie-eating keeper. LOL at Mr Chips and Osama. Wrighty's tears don't belong there though. What's the story with the bathrobe behind Batshuai? And who's showing something to someone on a laptop behind Ty?

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

greazeball posted:

Wasn't there a diagram explaining who everyone is in the Where's Mesut? I just can't remember so many of them and it was only a couple years ago. Love Piers melting down and Cech in his hockey kit next to the pie-eating keeper. LOL at Mr Chips and Osama. Wrighty's tears don't belong there though. What's the story with the bathrobe behind Batshuai? And who's showing something to someone on a laptop behind Ty?

Yeah, he tweeted it at the time
https://twitter.com/squires_david/status/1235311118068994049

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Nayim chipping Seaman is :discourse:

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003




ty! I like how he left young harry kane for last in the cheat sheet too

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente
Honorable mention to the fans heading for the exit :smith:

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
John Terry and assorted other Chelsea players getting pissed in Heathrow airport because their plane got cancelled due to 9/11, then getting his dick out and laughing at stranded Americans while making aeroplane noises

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