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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Aardvark! posted:

that seems difficult out on HOLYHEAD.

maybe no meat:






definitely meat but lol




Thank you for this. I really appreciate it.

Lol at the serving anything on a slate with a pizza cutter to try and make it look less poo poo still being a thing in 2021

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



And as promised here's my service station view

(Not eating here, just resting and pooping)


Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Good morning goons

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Everybody warmed up and ready to start the day with a good work out?

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Ratjaculation posted:

And as promised here's my service station view

(Not eating here, just resting and pooping)




How was the jerky?

e: how was the poop?

ilovebeersooomuch fucked around with this message at 12:57 on Sep 8, 2021

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Doc Fission posted:

Good morning goons

Mornin

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



AKZ posted:

Everybody warmed up and ready to start the day with a good work out?

mmmm no *sips coffee*

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Ratjaculation posted:

And as promised here's my service station view

(Not eating here, just resting and pooping)




you're pooping off an overpass onto a major motorway? mad respek.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Doc Fission posted:

Good morning goons

Good morning. At the moment we are talking about eating British food. And then somehow Tony Little snuck in there.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Wtf is this

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



This thread is now for my motorway escapades

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

It look like a man

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Looks like a boom lift with a basket to me

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Big Beef City posted:

Looks like a boom lift with a basket to me

His mom’s grocery delivery is coming in lol

its_my_birthday
Sep 18, 2020
I got a dentist appointment in 50 mins so naturally I floss this morning for the first time in a little while and the floss broke in half and now I got a piece of floss stuck in my teeth that’s too slippery to pull out lol. Great

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.



Metal Gear???...

its_my_birthday
Sep 18, 2020
I tried flossing the piece of floss out but I think that made it worse and pushed it down further when it prob has the best chance of coming out by coming up

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

grab the vice grips

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014




artificial snow maker?
cotton candy blaster?
anti-kaiju device?
your mom's vibrator :smuggo:

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



what a horrible thing to have happen on your birthday 😨

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



its_my_birthday posted:

I got a dentist appointment in 50 mins so naturally I floss this morning for the first time in a little while and the floss broke in half and now I got a piece of floss stuck in my teeth that’s too slippery to pull out lol. Great

use another strand of floss to extract the first one. also, floss more often

e; didn't see the reply, dont do this ^^^

pliers

ilovebeersooomuch fucked around with this message at 15:22 on Sep 8, 2021

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



its_my_birthday posted:

I tried flossing the piece of floss out but I think that made it worse and pushed it down further when it prob has the best chance of coming out by coming up

happy birthday

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

its_my_birthday posted:

I got a dentist appointment in 50 mins so naturally I floss this morning for the first time in a little while and the floss broke in half and now I got a piece of floss stuck in my teeth that’s too slippery to pull out lol. Great

man, and on your birthday of all things

efb my condolences

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



This budget hotel appears to be hosting a cabin crew convention

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Ratjaculation posted:

This budget hotel appears to be hosting a cabin crew convention

flight attendants or lumberjacks/frontiersman?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



The former, but I don't get why they're in uniform!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Ratjaculation posted:

The former, but I don't get why they're in uniform!

Ever hear of a little thing called style?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

maybe it's a sex thing *wiggles eyebrows and nudges you knowingly*


*does not know*

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Approach them and shout "What in tarnation is a goin on round here?" and make pretend pistols with your hands and hop from foot to foot

If they don't answer, smooth the front of your shirt and inquire the details of the congregation

Depending on the response ask if the want to have a gangbang

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

I dunno but I am pretty sure it is tuggin

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



When you ask someone if they want to have a gangbang is it assumed that you're the one getting teamed up on or is it the other person?

Asking for...for me.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Ratjaculation posted:

This budget hotel appears to be hosting a cabin crew convention

9/11 on Ice is touring right now. Maybe it’s them?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

When you ask someone if they want to have a gangbang is it assumed that you're the one getting teamed up on or is it the other person?

Asking for...for me.

If you're the prettiest one in the room....

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Literally A Person posted:

If you're the prettiest one in the room....

Only from the back :(

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Waterbed Wendy posted:

9/11 on Ice is touring right now. Maybe it’s them?

I'm imagining the dancing sharks from the superbowl several years back except dressed as airliners

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014




that's all that matters sometimes

its_my_birthday
Sep 18, 2020
no cavities but I need a deep gum cleaning

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



did you make an appointment for that? don't procrastinate, the sooner you get it done the shorter you have to worry about it

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I can't stop making pipes now. The newest:



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