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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Just stay as the Team you cowards!

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MD2020
May 30, 2003

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

euphronius posted:

Also lol is his daughter the “co” ceo ?

Wife,not daughter. I think she got appointed right around when the team was fined $10 million for its workplace culture.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
I’ve turned on liking WFT as a name. but I’d be fine if they became the Washington Team

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Passed this today and decided to take a pic cause it speaks volumes about my feelings about the upcoming 2021 session

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
This will always be appropriate in America:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





fartknocker posted:

This will always be appropriate in America:



:yeah:

dingo with a joint
Jan 12, 2019

wrong cow

beep by grandpa posted:

Passed this today and decided to take a pic cause it speaks volumes about my feelings about the upcoming 2021 session



All the ways in which this could have come about are peak Philly.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Howie needs to be banned from drafting because he is loving awful at it.

dingo with a joint
Jan 12, 2019

wrong cow

Asproigerosis posted:

Howie needs to be banned from drafting because he is loving awful at it.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Let’s see how they do without Captain Covid tanking the entire team

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
I miss Doug :(

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Doug played his hand wrong and got burnt

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Yeah doug really hosed up reading the room, but I assume he did it because he was done with it all and just put all the chips on the table to see if he can get what will make the job tolerable or if he's just going to walk away because it'll never get better.

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.
Nah, that was completely on the organization.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

They did Doug dirty, he deserved another chance

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Holy poo poo there’s actual NFC East clownball football tonight and it’s the stupid loving Cowboys set to lose against Tom Brady! Can’t wait!

:allears:

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

beep by grandpa posted:

They did Doug dirty, he deserved another chance

yeah it was the first time in three years he hadn’t made the playoffs having to drag a glass quarterback along with him, it’s was fully just a Roseman/Pederson power struggle and we know who Lurie likes

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Cartoon Man posted:

Holy poo poo there’s actual NFC East clownball football tonight and it’s the stupid loving Cowboys set to lose against Tom Brady! Can’t wait!

:allears:

Set to lose? Tonight we're going to see the rise of Dak like a beautiful phoenix from the ashes.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Mr. Nice! posted:

Set to lose? Tonight we're going to see the rise of Dak like a beautiful phoenix from the ashes.

Regardless, I'LL BE WATCHING.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





The Bananana posted:

Regardless, I'LL BE WATCHING.

I'd prefer the Cowboys lose but I will enjoy a hearty "gently caress Tom Brady" as a consolation prize in that scenario.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
Pederson did great IMO and arguably did his best coaching job the year after the Super Bowl win.

And, oh yeah, he has the Eagles' only super bowl win. I forgot.

Regular season: 42–37–1 (.531)
Postseason: 4–2 (.667)
Career: 46–39–1 (.541)

With Carson Wentz and Nick Foles.

Doug is good and he lands on his feet somewhere.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Quiet Feet posted:

I'd prefer the Cowboys lose but I will enjoy a hearty "gently caress Tom Brady" as a consolation prize in that scenario.

It's a win win!

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/PaganettiRyan/status/1435932876961460225?s=19

(Yes, THAT Ryan Paganetti)

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I will never understand how people talk with hushed breath about Lamb like he's already Jerry Rice or something.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

I will never understand how people talk with hushed breath about Lamb like he's already Jerry Rice or something.

I don't think it's a stretch to say he's shown the ability to be one of the best receivers in the league, and I'm not sure I've heard people go any further than that?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

I will never understand how people talk with hushed breath about Lamb like he's already Jerry Rice or something.

Buddy he ate Rice and stole his powers

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

I will never understand how people talk with hushed breath about Lamb like he's already Jerry Rice or something.

I mean, *gestures generally:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iv6PI9l9-w

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Who is Lamb?

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

euphronius posted:

Who is Lamb?

The player who will lead the eagles to the slaughter

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



euphronius posted:

Who is Lamb?

Cici "pizza" lamb
A good WR we have

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Quiet Feet posted:

I'd prefer the Cowboys lose

Always and forever.

Thread title please.

blarzgh posted:

The player who will lead the eagles to the slaughter

Well played. I've been going through your post history though and am curious. What are your feelings on Dak Prescott?

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

It's time yall

The 2021 season kickoff is here and I am proud to say, officially, gently caress the Cowboys

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The Bananana posted:

Cici "pizza" lamb
A good WR we have

Oh

Since I don’t play fantasy I barely know who receivers are

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.
Cowboys super bowl!

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Sickening posted:

Cowboys super bowl!

Same, but actually

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
:lol: guns jr.

E: not the gdt

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Bullshit flag.

E: not the gdt #2

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

BiggerBoat posted:

Always and forever.

Thread title please.

Well played. I've been going through your post history though and am curious. What are your feelings on Dak Prescott?

He's a top 5 QB

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
Lmao how bout them cowboys

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MD2020
May 30, 2003

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Imagine being a team that can't beat Tom Brady...smh

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