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Marklar
Jul 24, 2003

Ball is Love
Ball is Life
Discuss the best division in football here.

Marklar fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Aug 9, 2021

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



I think after a red dawn sort of situation, the only sports team the invading army would allow to continue to exist is the Dallas Cowboys.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I have no idea who the eagles qb will be this year

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


euphronius posted:

I have no idea who the eagles qb will be this year

it don't matter

none of this matters

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


FITZMAGICK

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

euphronius posted:

I have no idea who the eagles qb will be this year

Watson in name, Hurts/Flacco combo in reality

3 wins.

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost
Come on 6-win division champion!

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Cowboys fans why does Chido look like a shut down corner in camp?

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

Come on 6-win division champion!

I think we can do better than that.

It's time for a 5-win division champion

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


I imagine the only wins will be against other NFCE teams

e: Can’t wait to see the poo poo show in full detail on hard knocks tonight

EvilBlackRailgun fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Aug 10, 2021

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic
I was gonna say, where the Hard Knocks thread at? It doesn't feel like football season's approaching until we get some feelgood/feelbad story about a plucky white DB trying to piece his way to an NFL contact

also I'm insanely hard about Micah Parsons

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


The WFT has their priorities straight:

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

He looks like every other cornfed white lineman except he has a haircut and Thread subscription.

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Cowboys training camp feels very low energy

This will probably be a very boring season of hard knocks

Also lmao at Quinn throwing in 3 fucks per sentence while talking to Parsons

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




watching HK now and Micah Parsons seems super cool

edit: all the players seem cool as gently caress.

also gently caress the cowboys forever and ever.

Fate Accomplice fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Aug 11, 2021

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Cartoon Man posted:

The WFT has their priorities straight:



thought this was a Got Milk ad at first who did the lighting for this

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

EvilBlackRailgun posted:

Cowboys training camp feels very low energy

This will probably be a very boring season of hard knocks

Also lmao at Quinn throwing in 3 fucks per sentence while talking to Parsons

Hate watchers are the best.

Episode was fine. I enjoyed it. Look forward to next week.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Eifert Posting posted:

Cowboys fans why does Chido look like a shut down corner in camp?

:iiam:

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic
lolling at Parsons on the phone with Quinn sounding like a six year old kid

"dad just one more drive"
"nope, that's it"
"c'mooooooon dad"

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/PFF_Moo/status/1425446581940146180?s=19

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Sickening posted:

Hate watchers are the best.

Going to ruthlessly poo poo on the cowboys till they prove me wrong. These last 5 years have made me a very bitter fan lol

At least Dak and Parsons seem properly motivated

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

loving Howie lol

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/SportsSturm/status/1425469968397869060?s=20

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/JordanRaanan/status/1422973571874316299?s=20

Is that four guys now who'd rather Not Play Football than play for the giants?

Edit: oh thats an old note that just hit my timeline, but still doesn't change the number.

blarzgh fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Aug 11, 2021

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Hello NFC East thread.

My team plays your division this year. I hope we win all four games. That probably won't happen though.

First up is Washington. Have at you.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


a neat cape posted:

Hello NFC East thread.

My team plays your division this year. I hope we win all four games. That probably won't happen though.

First up is Washington. Have at you.

You do realize this is the NFC East you’re playing, don’t you?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Cartoon Man posted:

You do realize this is the NFC East you’re playing, don’t you?

Yes.

I recognize that NFC fans probably don't watch many Chargers games but boy I can tell you some stories about losing games in the last minute

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Oh, HELL YESS


https://twitter.com/PLeonardNYDN/status/1423317220004872195?s=19

Inject it right into my veins

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

a neat cape posted:

Hello NFC East thread.

My team plays your division this year. I hope we win all four games. That probably won't happen though.

First up is Washington. Have at you.

Oh hello, welcome, do you have a moment to talk about Dak Prescott

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

a neat cape posted:

Hello NFC East thread.

My team plays your division this year. I hope we win all four games. That probably won't happen though.

First up is Washington. Have at you.

How does your team handle the purest, most idiotic :siren:CLOWNBALL:siren: known to the sports world?

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/art_stapleton/status/1425592547016159236?s=19

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

a neat cape posted:

Yes.

I recognize that NFC fans probably don't watch many Chargers games but boy I can tell you some stories about losing games in the last minute

I just want you to know I spent 2 days in SD last week and it seems no worse for the wear without the Chargers. Hell, I biked past Petco Stadium and some old crazy lady bid me a very hearty welcome

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

ASAPRockySituation posted:

I just want you to know I spent 2 days in SD last week and it seems no worse for the wear without the Chargers. Hell, I biked past Petco Stadium and some old crazy lady bid me a very hearty welcome

Petco freaking rules

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

a neat cape posted:

Yes.

I recognize that NFC fans probably don't watch many Chargers games but boy I can tell you some stories about losing games in the last minute

are you getting hosed by the schedule in either of the road games

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

quote:

A rare morning storm has just rolled over Ryan Fitzpatrick’s home in Gilbert, Ariz., and the 38-year-old quarterback is on the backyard patio prepping for breakfast. The first meal of the day looks a little different in the Fitzpatrick house. There’s almost enough food on the counter to feed an NFL offensive line: two packages of bacon, a few rolls of Jimmy Dean ground sausage, giant mixing bowls of pancake batter, whipped-up eggs and a small vat of Log Cabin syrup.

The four youngest of his seven kids have come hopping down the stairs, and the rest aren’t far behind. As Fitzpatrick tears open the first slab of bacon, he clicks on the 48-inch, restaurant-quality griddle built into the counter. “This thing,” he says. “is my baby.”
Great read about Fitz in the Athletic

I think I still have a free trial giveaway for any non-subscribers.


Edit: I have 3, pm if you want one!

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
Here's another interesting article about the Eagles Lead Analyst Ryan Pagnetti

Fair warning to Euphronius, it's about their use of 'analytics' over the past 6 years, and helping them win a Superbowl 😬

mega dy
Dec 6, 2003

Last night I made my wife watch Hard Knocks in an attempt to get her to like football (I figure it's easier if she gets some of the storylines). The good news is that I think she'll watch more football with me now. The bad news is that I think it turns her into a Cowboys fan.

Does anyone know a good divorce lawyer?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

indigi posted:

are you getting hosed by the schedule in either of the road games

I mean we have to play at Washington. That's pretty hosed.

The other game is at Philadelphia sandwiched between two home games and is a 4pm start. So that broke in our favor

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Reminder that the Fitzmagic starts tonight at 7:30PM! Tune in to see him hand the ball off three times on a three and out and then sit the rest of the game for the second and third stringers.

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