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PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


because all of those are so wrong that i almost have to believe they're wrong on purpose

but hollywood also likes to do poo poo like that sooo

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PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


i guess buscemi as the finn kind of works now that i think of it

armitage should be someone like daniel craig
i unironically think case should be played by keanu reeves because he really would be the perfect fit for it

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


god damnit now I'M writing the 'original character do not steal' drat you

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
who would win in a fight, a keanu sized duck or 50 duck sized keanus

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

PIZZA.BAT posted:

god damnit now I'M writing the 'original character do not steal' drat you
just go with what F&F7 did:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Cold on a Cob posted:

who would win in a fight, a keanu sized duck or 50 duck sized keanus

do the duck sized keanus get monomolecular filament

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/kennykeil/status/1435354064263413760?s=21

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
But if we’re all actors no one will be actors

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


the matrix was right about 1999 being the peak of human civilization, at least

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Sagebrush posted:

the matrix was right about 1999 being the peak of human civilization, at least

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team

Sagebrush posted:

the matrix was right about 1999 being the peak of human civilization, at least

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Sagebrush posted:

the matrix was right about 1999 being the peak of human civilization, at least

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
what if we are in the matrix and the low bar set by influencer culture is us all selling out

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Alan Smithee posted:

what if we are in the matrix and the low bar set by influencer culture is us all selling out

Where's my perfectly cooked steak then

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Armitag3 posted:

Where's my perfectly cooked steak then

the merovingian put a horny virus in it

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Sagebrush posted:

the matrix was right about 1999 being the peak of human civilization, at least

:hmmyes:

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


Sagebrush posted:

the matrix was right about 1999 being the peak of human civilization, at least

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Sagebrush posted:

the matrix was right about 1999 being the peak of human civilization, at least

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/Gargamelsh/status/1435284998744010756

me: *hyperventilates* "Runner"

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Sagebrush posted:

the matrix was right about 1999 being the peak of human civilization, at least

keep: Lunatic Calm - Leave You Far Behind
lose: Marilyn Manson
add: Crystal Method

Gun Metal Cray
Apr 27, 2005

Pillbug

Alan Smithee posted:

keep: Lunatic Calm - Leave You Far Behind
lose: Marilyn Manson
add: Crystal Method

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

i’m the sentinel

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
[naked and slathered in KY] Tim Johnson, battery

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
as justification i present this photo of my halloween costume circa 1999, which is the foosball player costume ripped off from mst3k, but i could easily be a sentinel in disguise.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

EIDE Van Hagar posted:

as justification i present this photo of my halloween costume circa 1999, which is the foosball player costume ripped off from mst3k, but i could easily be a sentinel in disguise.


kung fu hustle's on netflix, time for a rewatch

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

the actor who does the ring bit in kung fu hustle has held like a 50 year grudge against everyone else who teaches hung gar but didn’t learn from his teacher

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

qirex posted:

the actor who does the ring bit in kung fu hustle has held like a 50 year grudge against everyone else who teaches hung gar but didn’t learn from his teacher
neat. he learned from his dad. he seems hard core

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/foone/status/1435719653175676928

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/newscientist/status/1435653008973520897?s=19

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



how else am I gonna make toast, huh???

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe

less skynet and more wetmesh

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/jjjdanny1/status/1435960765094244354

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



Powerful Two-Hander posted:

how else am I gonna make toast, huh???

seems nice and quiet too

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/Muffin_Chips/status/1436332957728485377

AlbertFlasher
Feb 14, 2006

Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band

holy poo poo lmao

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
'an avid collector of dust' is the most on-point obituary description imaginable

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

FMguru posted:

'an avid collector of dust' is the most on-point obituary description imaginable

klosterdev
Oct 10, 2006

Na na na na na na na na Batman!
We're starting to hit the uncanny valley of bot-produced advanced text. It sees the patterns and can kind-of mimic them in a manner that feels normal even though its completely wrong

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

so are we all gonna keep pretending that this one was really ~created by a bot~ or can we admit that these things are heavily curated at best, and much more commonly just creative writing exercises

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