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CoolCab posted:they're not poppers that's their attempt to disguise aromatherapy for the gamer market, which imo makes it much much funnier lmao "Menthol, Natural Flavors, Peppermint Essential Oil, Eucalyptus Essential Oil, Spearmint Essential Oil, Wintergreen Essential Oil"
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Sep 9, 2021 16:27
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so it’s minty air?
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Sep 9, 2021 16:34
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essential oils as a cure for casul
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Sep 9, 2021 16:35
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goatsestretchgoals posted:so it’s minty air? if you're a true gamer you know that taking the time to chew a piece of gum instead of breathing it can be all the difference between life and death
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Sep 9, 2021 16:37
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sneaking performance enhancing odours into evo, frantically huffing the little tube in the corner farthest away from the melee setups
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Sep 9, 2021 17:30
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my esport name is what i call that Headshot Cocaine, which is more on brand to me 
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Sep 9, 2021 17:35
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Found the Amazon page for this, and it's filled with 5 star reviews raving about how great of a product it is! All by accounts with only 1 review too, they broke their vows of silence in order to review this product, it's so great! Here's the top review: 
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Sep 9, 2021 17:42
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listen bud when samurai kai says something is the meta of gaming focus i listen. you don't get to be a twenty follower account without knowing a little something about the focusing game meta.
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Sep 9, 2021 17:47
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they're rebranded smelling salts (hockey players love em lol) but I'm certain they're also not actually smelling salts because those are nasty as hell, so yeah just nose mints
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Sep 9, 2021 17:50
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Wait does baby yoda have one in his hands? I used to use those to break up congestion. Vicks used to make them lol https://www.vicks.com.au/en-au/browse-products/vicks-inhaler
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Sep 9, 2021 17:53
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there was a fad a few years ago of gaming eye drops that make your eyes hurt. I believe the minty sensation and searing pain were thought to confer competitive advantages on the bittlefield.
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Sep 9, 2021 18:58
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in fairness I can only imagine the funk at a games convention so if they can get them to mask it with mint and lavender even a little that's a win
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Sep 9, 2021 19:14
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mawarannahr posted:there was a fad a few years ago of gaming eye drops that make your eyes hurt. I believe the minty sensation and searing pain were thought to confer competitive advantages on the bittlefield.
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Sep 9, 2021 19:17
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mawarannahr posted:there was a fad a few years ago of gaming eye drops that make your eyes hurt. I believe the minty sensation and searing pain were thought to confer competitive advantages on the bittlefield. someone should market gaming acupuncture needles, to keep you at peak alertness
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Sep 9, 2021 19:21
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Cocaine but branded for and marketed to gamers
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Sep 9, 2021 19:27
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Thanks but I already have a Gamer Stim auto injector grafted into my left ventricle.
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Sep 9, 2021 19:28
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Gonna build a gamer bong that connects to a gas mask to turbocharge your cannabaloid system for complete attention conditioning. If you can focus while stoned, imagine how good you'll be sober.
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Sep 9, 2021 19:34
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bag em and tag em posted:Thanks but I already have a Gamer Stim auto injector grafted into my left ventricle.
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Sep 9, 2021 19:34
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tokin opposition posted:Gonna build a gamer bong that connects to a gas mask to turbocharge your cannabaloid system for complete attention conditioning. If you can focus while stoned, imagine how good you'll be sober. especially when sober and focusing on getting more weed
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Sep 9, 2021 19:35
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TACD posted:that’s weird because i have a Gamer Stim too and it definitely doesn’t go in my heart They told me it would reduce the time it takes to feel the effect by .3 milliseconds and while I am not longer able to embrace my loved ones without horrible pain in my chest and I haven't slept in 2 weeks I'm seeing some very interesting effects on my average souls per hour in DS3 (no noticeable effect across DS1 or BB)
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Sep 9, 2021 19:47
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christmas boots posted:Cocaine but branded for and marketed to gamers 
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Sep 9, 2021 20:18
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Sitting in my gaming chair playing Farmville a Git Gud Gaming Inhaler stuffed into each nostril
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Sep 9, 2021 21:06
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I just outsource my gaming to teenagers in India, to take advantage of competitive wages and youthful reflexes
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Sep 9, 2021 21:10
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Colonel Cancer posted:I just outsource my gaming to teenagers in India, to take advantage of competitive wages and youthful reflexes the question becomes whether you would have to pay more -- or less -- for an extremely racist/misogynist asswipe
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Sep 9, 2021 21:15
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i had these, they were basically heartburn in a can and worked worse than red bull
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Sep 9, 2021 21:17
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Milo and POTUS posted:Wait does baby yoda have one in his hands? I used to use those to break up congestion. Vicks used to make them lol in the US these have levomethamphetamine as the active ingredient. i guess it doesn’t cross the blood brain barrier like the more common chirality but it still decongests your nose and does damage if you use them too much.
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Sep 9, 2021 21:18
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https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qz6mwrsqLW1r0uzl6.mp4
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Sep 9, 2021 23:59
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I don't really give a poo poo how stupid it looks, that looks like fun.
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Sep 10, 2021 00:03
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Thanatosian posted:I don't really give a poo poo how stupid it looks, that looks like fun. Oh god. I'm getting 90's VR PTSD flashbacks watching that. 
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Sep 10, 2021 03:14
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digging the off hand hovered over the emergency stop orb
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Sep 10, 2021 03:23
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Entorwellian posted:Oh god. I'm getting 90's VR PTSD flashbacks watching that. Dactyl Nightmare was pretty good
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Sep 10, 2021 03:38
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I wish I got to play Dactyl Nightmare  I went into VR rings back in '94 when I was at Six Flags Magic Mountain and being hyped to finally try out what I only saw in movies and magazines. I get in and the guy tells me to "keep pressing the walk button" and the game they loaded up was a really lovely 2.5 D shooter that was half way between Wolfenstein 3D outdoors and a Sega Genesis game. I looked around a bit but there was no depth perception and just a bunch of sprites flying at me that I had to aim at. I could only attack the sprites if I wasn't moving, but the VR operator kept berrating me to walk forward every 10 seconds. I just remember it being more of a rail-shooter than an immersive experience. It ended after about 90 seconds and I never was interested in VR for the rest of my adolescence and early adulthood. It came off as a massive gimmick and I've never been able to shake off the poor experience.
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Sep 10, 2021 03:47
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My experience with 90s 3d arcade poo poo was similar. Maybe 3 minutes of walking around and doing some menial bullshit before game over flashes and your wallet is $5 lighter. Mid-90s in Chicago somewhere downtown. I haven't bothered with 3d at all. That game exposed it for the gimmick it was.
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Sep 10, 2021 03:52
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Wasn't there some Mortal Kombat accessory like that for ... I want to say Jaguar or Neo-Geo, that made you stand on a pad and used IR or ultrasonic sensors to detect height and determine whether you were punching or kicking? This was way back in the day when Nintendo R.O.B. and Power Glove were passe. poo poo, I have 80s-90s nostalgia now.
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Sep 10, 2021 04:00
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I remember that ad but I never met anyone with one.
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Sep 10, 2021 04:22
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That was the Activator for the Genesis and it was awful
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Sep 10, 2021 04:23
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Snackmar posted:That was the Activator for the Genesis and it was awful I actually won one the jackpot on one of those games at FYE where the light goes around and you can hit the button to try to get it exactly on yours, and they went out of business before I got to cash them in.
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Sep 10, 2021 05:01
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I saw my first ad in a youtube vid forever. It was this banner that appeared to be part of the video itself, so ublock origin couldn't nuke it. Is this a new thing?
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Sep 10, 2021 05:04
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GWBBQ posted:Wasn't there some Mortal Kombat accessory like that for ... I want to say Jaguar or Neo-Geo, that made you stand on a pad and used IR or ultrasonic sensors to detect height and determine whether you were punching or kicking? This was way back in the day when Nintendo R.O.B. and Power Glove were passe. wasn't there also an accessory for fighting games that would shock you when you got hit? Lmao that one was a great idea
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Sep 10, 2021 10:50
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Entorwellian posted:I wish I got to play Dactyl Nightmare i played Dactyl Nightmare once in the 1990s and I paid $30 for the experience. it was totally worth it
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Sep 10, 2021 13:15
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