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A universe governed by a god who actually LIKES it when humans make up their own fake gods and if they're cool he makes them real.
A really annoyed god, sick of having to handle every miracle and listen to every prayer, desperately trying to seed pantheonic faiths
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The 10 commandments say "thou shalt have no other Gods before me". There's nothing in there about having more Gods after Him though. Just as long as He gets Top Billing.
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Sep 2, 2021 16:27
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Look, if God created the oceans, it stands to reason He created Poseidon too, to manage them. Your Company starts getting that big, You're going to need VPs.
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Sep 2, 2021 16:32
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Branded as a heretic for poo poo posting on clay tablets
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Sep 2, 2021 16:39
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A new Anime series for G.U.N.D.A.M immobile suits that constantly stop and go HUH????!!?!?!?? at one another
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Do all the franchise gods refer to God as "corporate".
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Sep 2, 2021 17:34
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Do all the franchise gods refer to God as "corporate".
Listen, if it were up to me, I'd let you do it, but Corporate says no more human sacrifices. It's a PR nightmare apparently.
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James Joyce's Ulysses broke the brain of the sanest psychologist in history.
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Sep 2, 2021 20:28
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The Joker using the alias Joe Carr. Batman is 60s Batman and implausibly slow at putting two and two together.
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Sep 3, 2021 09:44
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- Prurient Squid
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A Mr Bean skit entitled The Unbearable Lightness of Bean.
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Sep 3, 2021 10:38
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A Mr Bean skit entitled The Unbearable Lightness of Bean.
Is that the one where he accidentally finds himself in a hot air balloon and floats away in it?
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Sep 3, 2021 11:44
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Working hard, thank you!
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The Joker using the alias Joe Carr. Batman is 60s Batman and implausibly slow at putting two and two together.
60s batman voice is repeating this in my head right now
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Sep 3, 2021 12:46
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The Joker using the alias Joe Carr. Batman is 60s Batman and implausibly slow at putting two and two together.
alternate universe 60s Joker's where his evil schemes largely revolving around having dudes throw orange slices at his butt.
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Sep 3, 2021 15:51
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Batman gives Joe Carr a guided tour of the Batcave after witnessing Carr save a puppy from an out of control frieght train.
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Sep 4, 2021 09:24
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Suspect: I didn't do nothing. I know my rights!
Cop A: Put a sock in it SLEAZEbag.
Cop B: No, let him talk. He might say something incriminating.
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Sep 4, 2021 10:39
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Trying to warn the snack crackers that fell under the couch that they're going to get covered in dust bunnies by yelling "Cheez-it! It's the fuzz!"
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Trying to warn the snack crackers that fell under the couch that they're going to get covered in dust bunnies by yelling "Cheez-it! It's the fuzz!"
lmao
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Gun-fu nuns. A film by John Woo.
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Hey Brian, you want a dry martini? This leg isn't gonna hump itself.
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Sep 9, 2021 00:25
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Inspector Lao from the Criminal Investigation branch must don a habbit and go undercover at Sacred Heart of the Kalashnikov Monastery, rumoured to be engaged in drug smuggling and other illicit activities. What starts as a lead turns into a free for all high octane frenzy as the gun toting kung fu nuns empty their chambers and leave the city a wreck of corpses.
Gun-fu nuns. A film by John Woo.
"He really leans into the guns, and the nuns!" - Johnathan Reviewguy
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Sep 9, 2021 11:20
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Inspector Lao from the Criminal Investigation branch must don a habbit and go undercover at Sacred Heart of the Kalashnikov Monastery, rumoured to be engaged in drug smuggling and other illicit activities. What starts as a lead turns into a free for all high octane frenzy as the gun toting kung fu nuns empty their chambers and leave the city a wreck of corpses.
Gun-fu nuns. A film by John Woo.
"He really leans into the guns, and the nuns!" - Johnathan Reviewguy
This is uncomfortably close to my pitch for Sister Axe
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Sep 9, 2021 16:28
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This is uncomfortably close to my pitch for Sister Axe
Heeeere's whoopi!
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Do we emptyquote people in here?
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Sep 10, 2021 06:34
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Ever the optimist, Bessie endeavored to keep one foot in front of the udder.
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Sep 10, 2021 07:01
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these days, "don't mess with texas" has become less of a threat and more the kind of thing your mamma begs of you about the weird neighbor kid who ate his own poop.
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Sep 10, 2021 14:32
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Bugs Bunny learned everything from his master, The Chungus. He was taught how to move, how to fight. Then one mission things went south. He was in an ICU when he heard the news that made his world crash around him, The Chungus had defected to the Soviet Union...
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Sep 10, 2021 19:06
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Bugs Bunny learned everything from his master, The Chungus. He was taught how to move, how to fight. Then one mission things went south. He was in an ICU when he heard the news that made his world crash around him, The Chungus had defected to the Soviet Union...
Octopussy but daffy duck says it every time
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Sep 10, 2021 19:11
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A-beeya-a-Bond. A-juh-James A-buh-deeya-a-Bond.
Martini, a-shee-shaken, not a-steeya-a-steeya-a-steeya-a-mixed.
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Sep 10, 2021 19:57
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elmer fudd as blofeld? hell, i'd watch it.
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Sep 10, 2021 20:09
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Tell me Leggylass, what do your milf eyes see?
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Sep 10, 2021 20:48
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- Harold Fjord
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A-beeya-a-Bond. A-juh-James A-buh-deeya-a-Bond.
Martini, a-shee-shaken, not a-steeya-a-steeya-a-steeya-a-mixed.
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Gandalf: Gollum sought after dark places down bellow following things to their roots.
Frodo: You mean he ate rear end?
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hello... again!
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why are outboard motors measured in horsepower when horses cant do anything in the water
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