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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

jiziz i'msorry

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Spinz owns even tho she disapproves of my sluttery and will not hesitate to say so

I think you were the first person I’ve ever seen use the word "karkhole" on the internet, and I want to thank you for that.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Spinz posted:

Envy darling, solely envy

👁👄👁 👍

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!


Do not post my visage

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


very glad that we solved aziz ansari, another win for teh Something Awful forums

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


He was the most obnoxious stereotypical “male feminist” comedian for like 2 years before that and frankly that was him setting himself up for the fall because I really don’t think that article of him being a boorish bad date whose only interested in sex and bad at it would have even gotten published if he wasn’t out there trying to position himself as the king of respecting women. If it had been literally anyone else he would have been tweeting poo poo at then non-stop.

BIG FLUFFY DOG fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Sep 10, 2021

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

YeahTubaMike posted:

It seems like every man is a sex pest of some kind. God drat.

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde
guilty of being unfunny for sure. I assume about the other stuff too.

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
the whole situation was a russian psyop to discredit obnoxious stereotypical “male feminism” and muddy the waters of the #metoo discourse, babe.com woman was kgb who got him drunk and played straight chicken with him all night getting him all horned up, then bounced and wrote an article acting like he was the creep. they also peppered in details like how she didn't like the wine he picked to make her look like a typical spoiled american woman further complicating and dividing rational conversation on the matter. give your head a good shake if this wasn't immediately obvious to you

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

It wouldn't have happened if he was better at eating pussy

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

If everything went down exactly as she said it did that would make Aziz Ansari easily the least rapey person in the history of Bennettsville SC. It's a weird drat place.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Aziz seems like a creep, but her comment in the article about the wine thing just irks me to no end lol

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

Julius CSAR posted:

Aziz seems like a creep, but her comment in the article about the wine thing just irks me to no end lol

see? told you guys

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Everyone involved in the making of the motion picture Funny People should be in a penal colony of some kind imho

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

kntfkr posted:

Everyone involved in the making of the motion picture Funny People should be in a penal colony of some kind imho

Funny Fellows

Colonel J
Jan 3, 2008
imo his presence ruins parks & recs

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Colonel J posted:

imo his presence ruins parks & recs

chicky chicky parm parm

Mr_Companie
Jul 4, 2003

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN AN EXCITING BUISNESS OPPROTUNITY?

Mac and Cheese posted:

the whole situation was a russian psyop to discredit obnoxious stereotypical “male feminism” and muddy the waters of the #metoo discourse, babe.com woman was kgb who got him drunk and played straight chicken with him all night getting him all horned up, then bounced and wrote an article acting like he was the creep. they also peppered in details like how she didn't like the wine he picked to make her look like a typical spoiled american woman further complicating and dividing rational conversation on the matter. give your head a good shake if this wasn't immediately obvious to you

They may win at their games, brother; but they have more to lose from ours.

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Parks and Rec SUCKED rear end

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Mac and Cheese posted:

the whole situation was a russian psyop to discredit obnoxious stereotypical “male feminism” and muddy the waters of the #metoo discourse, babe.com woman was kgb who got him drunk and played straight chicken with him all night getting him all horned up, then bounced and wrote an article acting like he was the creep. they also peppered in details like how she didn't like the wine he picked to make her look like a typical spoiled american woman further complicating and dividing rational conversation on the matter. give your head a good shake if this wasn't immediately obvious to you

did they ever catch moose unt skvirl

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

I helicoptered my dick at aziz Ansari. Got his rear end back

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
Hmm yes, these are all very strong arguments :hmmyes:

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Spinz posted:

Thanks! A lot of it is here

OP THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED IN PICTORIAL FORM FOR YOU!!!!
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3926577

lmbo i still love the look on the lady's face when gallant brings out his mirror

like "hell yeah now we're partying!!"

RapturesoftheDeep
Jan 6, 2013
He's guilty of putting his unfunny father in that self-indulgent show he had on Netflix and isn't that the real crime?

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Real talk, not guilty tbh. Just kind of inept with women, and way too horny and also most likely really lonely.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

RapturesoftheDeep posted:

He's guilty of putting his unfunny father in that self-indulgent show he had on Netflix and isn't that the real crime?

The real crime is the friends we made on the way. By which I mean Ann.

I blame the show, which basically gave him a terrible personality but then still had women fall for him that made absolutely no sense. That's gotta mess with your own self perception.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Marmaduke! posted:

The real crime is the friends we made on the way. By which I mean Ann.

I blame the show, which basically gave him a terrible personality but then still had women fall for him that made absolutely no sense. That's gotta mess with your own self perception.

Its called "Woody Allening"

And dont try to eat pussy on the first date unless its the first hour of the first date and she demands it.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

MEIN RAVEN posted:

Minor Celebrities: they can have lovely wine and put on bad dates just like us normal people!
He actually had the perfect selection of wine for the seafood. White wine. Her constant complaining about the lack of red made her sound like a wino mom. The rest of the date was still poo poo so yeah.

Toplowtech fucked around with this message at 09:28 on Sep 10, 2021

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

AHH F/UGH posted:

Real talk, not guilty tbh. Just kind of inept with women, and way too horny and also most likely really lonely.

I think he's dating a doctor now. He went into her office like "please remove my dick and my balls, they have made me a monster" and she was like "calm down, chief, why don't you pour me a white wine and we'll have mediocre sex about it."

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Aziz Ansari killed hitchBOT

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
A skeez Unsorry

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Nasim Pedrard should have been allowed to do her impression of him. gently caress Lorn michaels

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)
He's guilty of having lazy sex

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

MrQwerty posted:

He's guilty of having lazy sex

whom amongst us

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

imagine if you had an awkward date and bad sex and someone wrote a fuckin article about you lmao

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Being a single celebrity dating in New York has gotta be super weird.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Show Jizz and Aziz

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

Caesar Saladin posted:

imagine if you had an awkward date and bad sex and someone wrote a fuckin article about you lmao

My "real talk" take on this is that the article being written as part of a wave of #metoo revelations was kind of lovely and clickbaity and the writer gives me metropolitan shitlib Buzzfeed staff vibes, but men in particular needed and need to realise that "nice guys" can cause discomfort and display entitled behaviour in regular date scenarios and its not limited to assault or abuse of power or frat bro poo poo.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

Disco Pope posted:

My "real talk" take on this is that the article being written as part of a wave of #metoo revelations was kind of lovely and clickbaity and the writer gives me metropolitan shitlib Buzzfeed staff vibes, but men in particular needed and need to realise that "nice guys" can cause discomfort and display entitled behaviour in regular date scenarios and its not limited to assault or abuse of power or frat bro poo poo.

The issue is that the actions and behaviours are all being measures as black or white by some people, but it should be on a scale and context matters.

Aziz might be here, from 1 to 10:

--Aziz-----------------------

And bill cosby is here:

-------------------------------- Cosby

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Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

Lascivious Sloth posted:

The issue is that the actions and behaviours are all being measures as black or white by some people, but it should be on a scale and context matters.

Aziz might be here, from 1 to 10:

--Aziz-----------------------

And bill cosby is here:

-------------------------------- Cosby

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