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Lampsacus
Oct 21, 2008

You know they say Terence McKenna flew away from Hawaii on crystal starship. I have oscillated between believing there is something truly weird going on with these uaps and feeling like it's all a silly religious game. Now I am just happy to squint my eyes so I don't see so clearly, lean back on the couch and whisper whoa occasionally. This is probably the most fun orientation. Like that CGI intro to possible extreme alien physicalities was so so cool thank you whoever linked it! :)

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Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Lampsacus posted:

I have oscillated between believing there is something truly weird going on with these uaps and feeling like it's all a silly religious game.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Hirsute posted:

Someone vaguely mentioned it earlier but this is not a blink-182 song people!!!

it's Lit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc5iTNVEOAg

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



in my defense its the same era of overproduced bland and safe suburban "punk"

and lets not let this minor detail get in the way of a good joke!

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
Lit were better than Blink One Aiiittee Tyoo

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Barry Foster posted:

Blink One Aiiittee Tyoo

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

Rah! posted:

in the second video they talk about hypothetical lifeforms, and one of them is basically living plasma

that made me think about all those alleged bird incidents that involve weird glowing orbs

I think it was brought up here but the idea that a life form could evolve that was silicon based vs carbon has been a thing. but now I’m thinking what if they are thinking of the best way to wipe us out bc we are a planet of silicon slavers

hseroK divaD
Jun 3, 2011

Creepy Richard will keep leering at you NON-STOP!

it dont matter posted:

CDAN has previously done UFO stuff from time to time, for example:

https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2018/11/todays-blind-items-government.html

https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2021/05/todays-blind-items-too-easy.html

(this one sounds a bit like Nick Redfern's theory for Roswell)

There's also one about Fran Drescher saying she has an alien chip implanted in her hand, but then who doesn't.

Here's an interesting one:

https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2021/03/blind-item-7_17.html

quote:

That technology CEO really should take heed of the things he has previously signed. Don't take drugs and then let it slip to people at a party that the top secret military flight that took place this past weekend was a plane that breaks the sound barrier, but does so without anyone hearing it

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

It wouldn't surprise me if that existed, but what's the point of keeping it a secret now? I'm probably missing something, but between satellites and ICBMs it seems like a quiet supersonic jet would have more commercial use than military at this point

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

NASA are openly working on a quiet supersonic jet, hardly a big deal https://www.nasa.gov/centers/armstrong/features/how-nasa-will-measure-quiet-supersonic-flight.html

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Man I'm thinkin bout those nucleonic life forms, I'd read a paper years ago that pointed to all sorts of interesting heterogeneous interactions going on in the neutronic matter of neutron stars where it could form a crust that could crack and shatter and have quakes and a mantle where things would get all stringy, tangled and spaghetti like

But it didn't go whole hog and suggest that the 'chemistry' of nucleons might get so interesting

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


The Protagonist posted:

Man I'm thinkin bout those nucleonic life forms, I'd read a paper years ago that pointed to all sorts of interesting heterogeneous interactions going on in the neutronic matter of neutron stars where it could form a crust that could crack and shatter and have quakes and a mantle where things would get all stringy, tangled and spaghetti like

But it didn't go whole hog and suggest that the 'chemistry' of nucleons might get so interesting

so is that vid worth a watch?

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Bilirubin posted:

so is that vid worth a watch?

yea deffo, i really appreciated that all the possibilities it speculates about has some kind of semi-grounded jumping off point.

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Some people tell me that I need help

https://twitter.com/AnjaliOnGaia/status/1431880569420500992?s=20

Some people can gently caress off and go to hell

https://twitter.com/AnjaliOnGaia/status/1432108719014297602?s=20

God dam why they criticize me

https://twitter.com/AnjaliOnGaia/status/1431881971928604675?s=20

Now poo poo is on the rise and the twitter despise me

https://twitter.com/AnjaliOnGaia/status/1432384104708853766?s=20

I'm having illusions all this confusion's
Driving me mad inside

https://twitter.com/AnjaliOnGaia/status/1431317159398055938?s=20

I'm having illusions all this confusion's
Fuckin' me up with my mind

https://twitter.com/AnjaliOnGaia/status/1432446734186258433?s=20

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan
i think anjali might be having a normal one

Rickshaw
Apr 11, 2004

just a coconut going for a stroll


NASA and DARPA have been working on "quiet boom" technology for at least a decade. Rumor was the prototype was flying out near Dugway.

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

Rickshaw posted:

NASA and DARPA have been working on "quiet boom" technology for at least a decade. Rumor was the prototype was flying out near Dugway.

i don't think elon musk is invited for a black ops quiet supersonic jet reveal party

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

who’s dumber, the elon fans who think he’s tony stark with access to secret military projects via spacex, or me for believing that surely the real decision makers are competent enough to keep him away

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


I think all of elon musk's businesses are money laundering fronts for the cia

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


[UFOs] I do not have a mental diagnosis, you rear end!

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Dump the heroin money here, get the most gullible marks on earth to keep the ponzi scheme moving, money comes out bing bong so simple

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Jazerus posted:

[UFOs] I do not have a mental diagnosis, you rear end!

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

I’m in the secret transcension anjali discord and it’s mostly just a bunch of hippies talking about meditation and similar topics as this thread, and posting pet pics and memes

way less spicy and more wholesome than most of reddit would think

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


im anjali im in the base the aliens said "lol lmao"

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Hatebag posted:

I think all of elon musk's businesses are money laundering fronts for the cia

i've had a very similar thought. elon is just a front man whose name is on the paperwork and his net worth is not actually his, in the sense that his silent partners would be really upset if he did anything they didn't approve of. same with peter thiel and the rest of the "paypal mafia"

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Spergin Morlock posted:

i've had a very similar thought. elon is just a front man whose name is on the paperwork and his net worth is not actually his, in the sense that his silent partners would be really upset if he did anything they didn't approve of. same with peter thiel and the rest of the "paypal mafia"


:tinfoil:

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

elon is an extremely useful idiot

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots


Left titty hanger

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

Wheeee posted:

Some people tell me that I need help

https://twitter.com/AnjaliOnGaia/status/1431880569420500992?s=20

Some people can gently caress off and go to hell

https://twitter.com/AnjaliOnGaia/status/1432108719014297602?s=20

God dam why they criticize me

https://twitter.com/AnjaliOnGaia/status/1431881971928604675?s=20

Now poo poo is on the rise and the twitter despise me

https://twitter.com/AnjaliOnGaia/status/1432384104708853766?s=20

I'm having illusions all this confusion's
Driving me mad inside

https://twitter.com/AnjaliOnGaia/status/1431317159398055938?s=20

I'm having illusions all this confusion's
Fuckin' me up with my mind

https://twitter.com/AnjaliOnGaia/status/1432446734186258433?s=20

hey man its 9/11

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Jizzlain Stackedwell, indeed.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

ugh yall :chloe:

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000


Rah! posted:

if anyone has an hour to spare, watch this poo poo:

its not about UFOs, but it is bird related and its good, also smoke weed first
I smoked weed and watch the videos and they were very good

I also liked their video on the terrifying vastness of time and space that doubles in speed every 5 seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD4izuDMUQA

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

im smoking weed righ now

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


A MIRACLE posted:

im smoking weed righ now

i want alien technology implanted into my brain that makes me just the right amount of high every time i think "gosh darnit why am i sober right now"

the right amount of high is "incredibly high", for reference

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

blatman posted:

i want alien technology implanted into my brain that makes me just the right amount of high every time i think "gosh darnit why am i sober right now"

the right amount of high is "incredibly high", for reference

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a human brain pickled in hash oil, forever

Fly Ricky
May 7, 2009

The Wine Taster
I watched those videos on shrooms and ketamine last night but was kinda bored to be honest. I think I expected more speculation and less science.

:birddrugs:

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Syncopation
Feb 21, 2020

Fly Ricky posted:

I watched those videos on shrooms and ketamine last night but was kinda bored to be honest. I think I expected more speculation and less science.

:birddrugs:

shrooms are extremely cool if your brain isnt too great, though. theres a real reason why theyre being taken seriously now

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