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goth smoking cloves: Feb 28, 2011

McNugget Buddy posted:

https://twitter.com/cnni/status/1436449940318953492

Full study: https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2021.08.27.21262679v1

What's their username?

# ? Sep 10, 2021 23:50

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# ? May 30, 2024 20:05

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

100 degrees Calcium posted:

The guy in the cubicle next to mine is talking about how two kids in his daughter's class got COVID. Thinking back to how it was common knowledge that any bug going around the school would inevitably also go around the organization I work for.... I am going to die, aren't i?

death is certain

get boosted

# ? Sep 10, 2021 23:51

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

100 degrees Calcium posted:

The guy in the cubicle next to mine is talking about how two kids in his daughter's class got COVID. Thinking back to how it was common knowledge that any bug going around the school would inevitably also go around the organization I work for.... I am going to die, aren't i?

ngl, covid's a rough ride

# ? Sep 10, 2021 23:51

100 degrees Calcium: Jan 23, 2011

lol I just found out he's not vaccinated, and I pass by him all the time and he's never wearing a mask.

# ? Sep 10, 2021 23:57

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

100 degrees Calcium posted:

lol I just found out he's not vaccinated, and I pass by him all the time and he's never wearing a mask.

As a doctor I suggest you lie to get a boost.

Pic of degree as proof:

# ? Sep 10, 2021 23:59

DarkEuphoria: Nov 7, 2012

Zeroisanumber posted:

IDK, I'm an idiot.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:00

mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

actionjackson posted:

is there data to support this claim or not

https://twitter.com/MattBruenig/status/1436098458549694464

people least likely to get vaccine: poor, no degree, young, black

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:01

Vishass: Feb 1, 2004

Parent rumor mill is too many bus drivers are sick w COVID and school might be digital next week

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:01

Strep Vote: May 5, 2004; أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

100 degrees Calcium posted:

lol I just found out he's not vaccinated, and I pass by him all the time and he's never wearing a mask.

Only your respirator trust.

(My 10 year old asked for one of those shirts. At instrument pick up yesterday I watched a guy rip off his mask to sneeze. LMAO.)

edit rubby u beautiful bastard where can i purchase the shirt or is this a thing we can no longer do and i must cherish my limited edition

Strep Vote fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Sep 11, 2021

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:02

100 degrees Calcium: Jan 23, 2011

Zeroisanumber posted:

As a doctor I suggest you lie to get a boost.

Pic of degree as proof:

Thanks doc. Does it matter if it's the same shot I got before. It's Pfizer, if that matters.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:02

Judakel: Jul 29, 2004; Can't post for 9 years!

Pamela Springstein posted:

fire at a high rise hospital in NYC today. stay safe mad jackal.

was there a pizza shop there?

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:04

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

100 degrees Calcium posted:

The guy in the cubicle next to mine is talking about how two kids in his daughter's class got COVID. Thinking back to how it was common knowledge that any bug going around the school would inevitably also go around the organization I work for.... I am going to die, aren't i?

everyone dies eventually.

oh you mean soon. also yes

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:04

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:

Boston (US: /ˈbɔːstən/, UK: /ˈbɒstən/),[5] officially the City of Boston, is the capital and most populous city of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts in the United States and 24th-most populous city in the country.[6] The city proper covers 48.4 square miles (125 km2)[7] with a population of 675,647 in 2020,[2] also making it the most populous city in New England.[8]

wow boston is a lot less populated than i expected

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:04

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

durrneez posted:

wow boston is a lot less populated than i expected

the way that populations are measured is pretty weird. cities normally have a really small population compared to what you'd think, but it's because you mentally include the entire surrounding metropolitan area.

if you go by census districts honolulu is the largest one in the nation because of its density.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:07

Pyrus Malus: Nov 22, 2007; APPLES

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1436409969071493125?s=20

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:07

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

benny is incredibly lame. he is the lamest person i can imagine. he is somehow lamer than charlie kirk

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:08

jetz0r: May 10, 2003; Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.

100 degrees Calcium posted:

Thanks doc. Does it matter if it's the same shot I got before. It's Pfizer, if that matters.

no, feel free to mix and match.

moderna might be slightly better, but either mrna shot is great.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:10

Fame Douglas: Nov 20, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Imagine getting excited about that lame Trump impersonation DeBoring is doing.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:10

Koirhor: Jan 14, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

Joey from Friends but he�s saying

�How Mu Doing?�

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:10

Zokari: Jul 23, 2007

joe biden DESTROYED by governor!!!

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:14

Bruce Hussein Daddy: Dec 26, 2005; I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God

durrneez posted:

wow boston is a lot less populated than i expected

Yeah, we started running into this when we went from NFL stadiums to college stadiums to small-medium cities to centers of large MSAs. Key phrase is "The city proper".

The other key phrase is "lmao"

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:15

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Melbourne cases jump by another 120ish in a day, highest in a year+

https://twitter.com/VicGovDH/status/1436468026627354627?s=19

The chuds were right, lockdowns don't work

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:15

HAM ON THE BONE: Aug 22, 2009; Pillbug

LMAO gently caress ME

so my husband and I drove 6 hours to Ohio for my niece�s birthday. His family neglects to mention that EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE IS SICK until AFTER we sat down for dinner and already hugged everyone. I started shaking, literally, which I didn�t know was a real thing but holy gently caress I was so angry. I went into the guest bedroom and put on my mask and started to cry. I�ve been so careful, stayed home for almost 2 years. Only to walk into a trap because I trusted these people. My husband came to check on me and I told him we were leaving NOW. He just kind of wordlessly nodded.

Now i�m sitting in the car and if they didn�t already think I was the loving crazy wife for making us wear half-face respirator last year they probably do now. Like I care, insane morons. gently caress I�ve never been so angry.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:17

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

boston should be less populated because it sucks

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:17

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

PokeJoe posted:

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:18

Fix: Jul 26, 2005; NEWT THE MOON

HAM ON THE BONE posted:

LMAO gently caress ME

so my husband and I drove 6 hours to Ohio for my niece�s birthday. His family neglects to mention that EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE IS SICK until AFTER we sat down for dinner and already hugged everyone. I started shaking, literally, which I didn�t know was a real thing but holy gently caress I was so angry. I went into the guest bedroom and put on my mask and started to cry. I�ve been so careful, stayed home for almost 2 years. Only to walk into a trap because I trusted these people. My husband came to check on me and I told him we were leaving NOW. He just kind of wordlessly nodded.

Now i�m sitting in the car and if they didn�t already think I was the loving crazy wife for making us wear half-face respirator last year they probably do now. Like I care, insane morons. gently caress I�ve never been so angry.

drat.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:18

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

Shear Modulus posted:

boston should be less populated because it sucks

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:19

Steve Yun: Aug 7, 2003; I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.; Soiled Meat

HAM ON THE BONE posted:

LMAO gently caress ME

so my husband and I drove 6 hours to Ohio for my niece’s birthday. His family neglects to mention that EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE IS SICK until AFTER we sat down for dinner and already hugged everyone. I started shaking, literally, which I didn’t know was a real thing but holy gently caress I was so angry. I went into the guest bedroom and put on my mask and started to cry. I’ve been so careful, stayed home for almost 2 years. Only to walk into a trap because I trusted these people. My husband came to check on me and I told him we were leaving NOW. He just kind of wordlessly nodded.

Now i’m sitting in the car and if they didn’t already think I was the loving crazy wife for making us wear half-face respirator last year they probably do now. Like I care, insane morons. gently caress I’ve never been so angry.

Sorry you had to find out your family was dumb

this really drives home the point:

:siren:

trust no one :siren:

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:20

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

HAM ON THE BONE posted:

LMAO gently caress ME

so my husband and I drove 6 hours to Ohio for my niece�s birthday. His family neglects to mention that EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE IS SICK until AFTER we sat down for dinner and already hugged everyone. I started shaking, literally, which I didn�t know was a real thing but holy gently caress I was so angry. I went into the guest bedroom and put on my mask and started to cry. I�ve been so careful, stayed home for almost 2 years. Only to walk into a trap because I trusted these people. My husband came to check on me and I told him we were leaving NOW. He just kind of wordlessly nodded.

Now i�m sitting in the car and if they didn�t already think I was the loving crazy wife for making us wear half-face respirator last year they probably do now. Like I care, insane morons. gently caress I�ve never been so angry.

omg

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:21

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

HAM ON THE BONE posted:

LMAO gently caress ME

so my husband and I drove 6 hours to Ohio for my niece�s birthday. His family neglects to mention that EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE IS SICK until AFTER we sat down for dinner and already hugged everyone. I started shaking, literally, which I didn�t know was a real thing but holy gently caress I was so angry. I went into the guest bedroom and put on my mask and started to cry. I�ve been so careful, stayed home for almost 2 years. Only to walk into a trap because I trusted these people. My husband came to check on me and I told him we were leaving NOW. He just kind of wordlessly nodded.

Now i�m sitting in the car and if they didn�t already think I was the loving crazy wife for making us wear half-face respirator last year they probably do now. Like I care, insane morons. gently caress I�ve never been so angry.

hahaha jfc

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:21

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

jfc that sucks

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:21

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

like sick with unknown illness sick, or sick with confirmed Covid sick?

because one is horrible and the other is straight up evil.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:22

skewetoo: Mar 30, 2003

That is a heartbreaking way to learn your family's true character. Goondolonces

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:22

Koirhor: Jan 14, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

HAM ON THE BONE posted:

LMAO gently caress ME

so my husband and I drove 6 hours to Ohio for my niece�s birthday. His family neglects to mention that EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE IS SICK until AFTER we sat down for dinner and already hugged everyone. I started shaking, literally, which I didn�t know was a real thing but holy gently caress I was so angry. I went into the guest bedroom and put on my mask and started to cry. I�ve been so careful, stayed home for almost 2 years. Only to walk into a trap because I trusted these people. My husband came to check on me and I told him we were leaving NOW. He just kind of wordlessly nodded.

Now i�m sitting in the car and if they didn�t already think I was the loving crazy wife for making us wear half-face respirator last year they probably do now. Like I care, insane morons. gently caress I�ve never been so angry.

I would of encouraged them to consume ivermectin to mitigate their symptoms of course

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:24

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

Shifty Pony posted:

like sick with unknown illness sick, or sick with confirmed Covid sick?

because one is horrible and the other is straight up evil.

it is crazy how covid being over has started to filter down to people thinking that even if they have it the disease's over-ness means they can't transmit it further

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:24

Greg Legg: Oct 6, 2004

HAM ON THE BONE posted:

LMAO gently caress ME

so my husband and I drove 6 hours to Ohio for my niece’s birthday. His family neglects to mention that EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE IS SICK until AFTER we sat down for dinner and already hugged everyone. I started shaking, literally, which I didn’t know was a real thing but holy gently caress I was so angry. I went into the guest bedroom and put on my mask and started to cry. I’ve been so careful, stayed home for almost 2 years. Only to walk into a trap because I trusted these people. My husband came to check on me and I told him we were leaving NOW. He just kind of wordlessly nodded.

Now i’m sitting in the car and if they didn’t already think I was the loving crazy wife for making us wear half-face respirator last year they probably do now. Like I care, insane morons. gently caress I’ve never been so angry.

Hopefully you don't get sick. Sorry.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:25

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

lol the university just announced that its making everyone get a covid test every two weeks, down from the previous of every four weeks.

everything is fine though, please stop asking about covid infections among the students

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:25

100 degrees Calcium: Jan 23, 2011

God drat I am so sorry. I would be furious. Good on you for leaving right away.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:25

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

how could i be smashing all these egg bennies if covid wasn't over??

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i am harry: Oct 14, 2003

Atrocious Joe posted:

https://twitter.com/caitoz/status/1436114472322560007?s=20

gently caress you

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:26

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